You will never live here

holy shit so beautiful
>tfw i will never experience such a beautiful nature

cringe pardo lixo teu lugar é na favela dormindo com os ratos

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but I do live there

well actually...

you'd spend your time in front of your PC, just like you are doing now

hmm

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It looks really nice but then i'm reminded that you cannot ride dirt bikes there so I couldn't live there

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good riddance

>can't do shit without a car
really made me think

Americans shouldn't come here. They couldn't handle the fact that you don't get jewed when you go to the hospital

dual passport was a big mistake.

Oh well, i'll just keep enjoying my freedom here

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duhmschweizer, bist du das?

It's Europe, so I don't think it's as beautiful as it seems. Much of Europe is crowded, so if the guy just turns the camera just 90 degrees either direction, you will likely see a mass of cheaply built modern holiday homes and hordes of people.

youtube.com/watch?v=r_izDyWAid4

Irôinicus sua postage, pq si vc tivesses saído da favelas pra sabe como é matos, daí saberia q eu tou falano e num simpressionaria com belas cores, pq de perto issos ser um infernos!

O mato pinica, cheio de insetinhos te picano, nas primavera cheio d pólens um horrores pra gentis aléigicas… montões d coisa, capaz d cê morre morta por uma onças… vai lá no matos, seu patetas espertão… eu tenho sítio eu sei bem como ser essas coisa, senhores faveladus q só moro in selva d predas…

Cidades ser bien meliores valoures, nos mato tem q ir coberta d panos até os peiscoço usano repelents, armada d fuzil and com meninos pra tar carregano suas coisa pesada… pois é…

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Tem que ter um meio termo. A mistura dos dois fica bonito, como nos subúrbios Americanos.

Please don’t come here. We are full

shut up i don't need to travel there's places like that here too

cuck country where you can see the mountains but no touch
youtube.com/watch?v=J0r_O63AIgg&t=0s

I wish this was me

you can't stop me

jokes aside I'm pretty happy here so I doubt I'll be going

Feels bad.

also ours are full of oil as well lmao
might as well buy some property there and get rich later

I have been in such a place every Sunday for some ten years
I'm far from Alps now, quite miss it

..you cant?

why is that

I doooooooo ayoooo i lmao every day @ you alpinelets

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as florestas brasileiras sao muito diferentes das europeias nao tem nem comparaçao
eu sou de manaus e posso dizer que o mato daqui é um lixo

>Why yes I am a citizen of the EVROPAN VNION, I can go live in the Alps if I wish so

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Because dirt bikes are the Americans of the transportation world. They ruin everything and if you run over people or animals they die (because no one else is there and dirt bike assholes usually do hit and runs).

Switzerland has autistic motor laws.

Thank fuck. Imagine not being able to go on the Internet.

I do, but still KA OIDE.

youtube.com/watch?v=PfOBAju_q5A

lol fuggin cucks

but you cant ride bike :(

Imagine haha

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Nussa, o sol, O FONDENO SOL! Te torra rapidinho q vc fica churrasquinhas…

Tem q andá tipo moçulmanas toudas coberta d panus and com sombrinhas q é pra num sofre trecerus grau… pois é…

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I was literally swimming in a mountain lake today. But then it started raining :(

This

Even if thats not the case, it will probably be filled with soulless concrete any time now.

Specially places in western europe.

That looks beautiful but I couldn't handle the winters. I'll stay in the always warm Brazilian countryside.

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fuck mountain lakes and giardia

I could move there tomorrow if I wanted to
But I don't want to share a country with arroganz sw*ss cunts

See , look at all those houses. Bet it's still officially designated as "countryside" too. Humans are a plague.

Jealous lol. Also do you mean lake Garda?

you too!

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how? and why?

>ywn
whats stopping me

Switzerland is beautiful!

Looks like my hometown

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God where is this? How hard would it be to immigrate there?

no passport
no money

Why do the Swiss allow this

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At least in Bavaria the towns are hyper strict with construction, so all the houses look the exact same old way. Plenty of places haven't been overrun by tourists.

you live in Canada user. There's places that look just like that.

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alps

you have everything you need here user, dont even think about leaving

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I know an American who fell in love with our country. He now speaks Slovenian fluently and he even wrote a few books about our country

So, yeah, if there is a will ...

theguardian.com/travel/2018/mar/24/slovenia-food-drink-ljubljana-bled-noah-charney

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That's okay

The land of my ancestors :)

It's not just tourist that overrun places like this. Areas where I live has been overrun by either urban sprawls or people building "country" homes and trying to escape the city. Housing in my area has tripled over the last 10 years, and I am supposed to live in a protected conservation area!

Shit, Mountain pass is beautiful as ever.

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this is great
thank you

Amazing

Yeah, but there are places like Germany or Austria (I imagine Switzerland as well) that control this quite well

There are places like this in the USA. Looks like Montana only not as pretty as Montana

Thank you for this

Where is that

He's a great guy

Gibt keine intelligentschweizer

Berner Oberland most likely

youtube.com/watch?v=oeDFaafxcFo
say something nice about my google fu

i want to live there

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Move to colorado. Its literally the same

Your google skills are insane. You should be proud

>filename

maybe the mountains look the same and I mean colorado has its own beauty but you're not gonna find pastures and villages nestled around like that

Na, you want a vacation there every now and then.

None of that is true at all, are you just lying for attention?

looks nice. does weed grow here well? do you have cows?

How expensive is a house in the Alps? I'm not talking about villas, I'm talking about small cozy houses.

If you want it to be anywhere near a city or town, VERY. If its in bumfuck nowhere then still quite expensive but doable for a rich guy

Grandpa was swiss. And why not? All I had to do was literally to fill some papers at the embassy and pay some cash.

and of course you neither had to do your military service nor do you pay taxes
>dual passport == grave mistake

whew, what a relief.

>you will never live here
You may not.
But I did.

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Agreed, you can't be a citizen of multiple countries. You should have to decide

I don't pay taxes because I don't work (yet) but gonna have to do when I start. The military service thing is true tho.

there's places like that also here, but it's hard to live there if you weren't born there because of job, and Internet connection maybe isn't good

It is desirable away from the big cities.

why did you repost the webm I've posted earlier today and made a new thread with it? I did not give you permission, user. Apologize! now!

Even nearby a small town it's gonna be very expensive, basically anywhere near civilisation that isn't just 2 farmhouses next to eachother