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So theres no God aye?

Well then what the fuck created the universe? Checkmate edition

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God? Yes, I worship her.

God is real
Atheism is gay
Organised religion is cucked

can't argue with that
but it's also that the black people on the show have accepted this role

im god

Me

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Twisted psychopath I am, going to kill a man me.

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>jesus is the proof of god
so is jesus beyond the human comprehension ro not?

Opinions of Deism?

god give me white skin please

Based

Have yet to see the Cosmological Argument refuted

fuck she’s perfect and I didn’t know she even existed before today
she’s the only thing I ever want
if I can’t have her then I don’t want life

faith is gullibility

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for me, it's the devil lucifer

Summer solstice tomorrow
The most Evropean day

The fat chink?

you lads ever see lords of dogtown
quite a good film imo
imagine living in that time and place

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I think it doesn't work because metaphysical causality is implausible as a concept altogether. Hence a first cause is also untenable.

Reported to Fedpol enjoy prison food evildoer
Alri why
Reddit pseudo intellectual

God is the most logical explanation for existence
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bumble girl

no they're separate but intertwined, hence the trinity

Siding with the Salvatores in New Reno

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Praise the sun

Atheism leads to nihilism, consumerism and suicide

the argument in itself is a bizarre non-starter.

>all things are dependent on other things
>but at some arbitrary point in this infinite regression there must be a thing that does not play by the rules of literally every other thing for an unexplained reason

Didn't they teach you that in school?
There was a big explosion that came from nothing, which magically starting making stuff for no reason that eventually created life. Dumbass:^)

bored of talking about fairy tales. we all know its bullshit so lets just move on ok lads.

Debating about whether God exists is a waste of time and I don't bother with it. You can manipulate language in any way you want to prove or disprove this or that it's just a semantic game. The real weak link is how do you go from that to the entirety of Christian (or any religious) dogma. Unmoved Mover is one thing, Don't Masturbate Jewish Sky Daddy is a totally different kettle of fish.

sitting on my hotel balcony eating pringles drinking water listening to the smiths and posting on brit

The analogy of the clock maker is something I like at the very least.

Calm down, Peter.

i like deism
like i was saying about the unmoved mover
blog on

how can you know that about something which is beyond human comprehension.

whats her interpals

*swtich 360 pressure flips over a bin*

Faith doesn't need to be and simply cannot be argued
You either have it or you don't

I believe in God,
the Father almighty,
Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried;
he descended into hell;
on the third day he rose again from the dead;
he ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty;
from there he will come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting. Amen.

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buddhism and it's mechanics make much more sense if I'm completely honest

>God
>Christianity

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rather not say

Enigmatic post

>Unmoved Mover is one thing
literally a paradox in itself.
If God does anything, he undergoes change by doing so - therefore there are multiple gods according to multiple stages.

skin is always dry and hot, and mouth is parched, even when i've had no alcohol and loads of water

got some bluetooth earphones and they changed my life, hope all you lads get on the hype
fuck airpods though, overpriced shite

caved in and decided to try dating apps for the fuck of it and got a total of about 8 matches over 4 months, about a quarter of which led to any conversations, none of which made it beyond 6 messages

alri lizardman

Invoking God always brings in the pakis, can we not

try cold showers

The issue with buddhism for me at least is the alien nature of it, despite early connections with the Eastern Greeks being a buddhist today feels very much like putting on a pair of ill fitting pants, it doesn't have the deep historical and cultural connection of Christianity

see

be yourself

Lost half a stone.

been taking 400mg of codeine every day for a month now. pharmacy's are starting to catch on, had 2 refuse to sell me cocodamol and refer me to a doctor.
didn't take any codeine yesterday. woke up at 4am having some kind of panic attack, almost threw up, head was spinning. popped a xanax and fell asleep. woke up in pain, mainly elbow and knee joints. eyes watering constantly + runny nose all day.
dosed 400mg codeine about 20 minutes ago, pain has gone away. feel quite good now. seriously considering paying the homeless fella whose always nodding and asking me for cigs to get me some heroin.
may have almost died a few days ago. drank half a bottle of vodka, took 600mg codeine and snorted 1g of ket. passed out and flatmates couldn't wake me up even when they poured a jug of water on me.
been shagging my best friend and flatmate (male). i have fallen in love with him despite being 95% straight. i keep trying to being romantic with him and he doesn't seem to like it. i think he just wants to fuck.
the situation is CODE RED, lads. utterly dire circumstances here. if one of you lads could do me a favour and actually kill me, that'd be really helpful. thank you in advance.

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What's the point of God existing if he has no consequences though?

Got a date once with the ugliest girl on bumble, that's about it

They say money can’t buy happiness but I feel pretty good when I’m having a drug sex marathon in Medellin with a 9/10 Venezuelan prostitute

>Well guys but Christianity looks pretty so wow big spire..
God is real but Christianity isn't simple as

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lost 2.5 stone in the last couple months

Sitting in the rain reading Lord of the Rings

My da invented fire

Absolutely dire.

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so proud of you Charles sweetie xxx

I never said that

how did it go

not him but to me buddhism seemed like reading a philosophical book you like. the fact that it was a bloke going around in an orange shawl in india 2500 years ago seems pretty irrelevant to it.

even the buddhists say you shouldn't actually get too attached to the buddha (he's dead) or the practice of his teachings (at some point you won't need them anymore).

not even the brothers GRIM would publish this stuff

What are the consequences of God existing for you then? How does it affect your life or the lives of others?

not malaponte though you're not the first person on here to confuse us

Nice one.

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lol

any pascal's wager man in

god would see through it.

>8 matches in 4 months

Not possible
You aren’t trying

I’m ugly as sin and get at least a match a day if i do all my swipes

cheers
congrats on dropping .5, what's your goal

How did he do it?
That there are things above and beyond me as a human being

Gonna hog tie you with zap straps and rape your ass if you don't stop fucking with my head

saw a film, got some pizza, couldn't relate to her at all (she didn't like animals, which is usually the one thing I can relate to with girls), wasn't attracted to her, told her I'd see her again and ghosted her

rorke on the final stand

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Depends which buddhists you talk to I guess
Ive mostly been in contact with east asian ones who mix all sorts of silliness and idol worship into it and that sort of turns me off.

got a lighter from the paki shop he did

Listening to Keane

um Pascal actually what if the one true god is my personal god and his doctrine is that you need to pay me £500 every week otherwise you go to hell

better pray to him (and pay me that dosh) unless you want to go to hell

how you like that wager you bellsniffer

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Does it alter your day-to-day behaviour? Or the direction of your life? Or how you treat others?

Used Okcupid for 3 years and haven't bagged one date

and IIIIIFFFF you have a minute why don't we go

yeah mahayanists make quite a song and dance about it.
theravadin lay persons do too.

if you learn about madhyamika you realise 'if it works for you conventionally go for it but there is nothing more to it than that'.

What can I do-diddily-doodily-diddly-hobbily-hibbily-gobbily-gobbily-gobble-gabba-gabba-hey!

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titchy strider

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I mean in fairness I wasn't at it every day but it was basically that bad

cant believe were actually going to have fucking bojo as PM

hell world

pissing

Pascal would pay because £500 * 52 * 50 (say i live another 50 years) is worth paying because it pales in comparison to infinite joy.

but that is a very good point, i wonder if you made the rational decision actually relevant to some material outcome how that would change the behaviour of pascal wagerers.

going to a film seems like a shit idea for a first date. although what would i know

Yes, everything at all times

Im now 18.5, aiming for 16

Why?

>Not just massacring every resident in that degenerate cesspool

peng

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