/cum/ + friends

need frens to play csgo with

chicanocel once agains airs his two-facednesss

>still mad over being this assblasted in the last thread
kill yourself nigger

lads the missus is about 2% black from AncestryDNA (mom is central american)

does me dating her count as BLEACHED?

tbqh idc if my gf is 1 or 2 years older than me
i just want a gf :c

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>no latina women in Toronto
This guy is incarcerated in his room

barely

thats not me
i'm pro not having children

>be white
>say i want a white wife and not a latinx
>"shut up mexican"

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i bought csgo when it was on sale in like 2015 and never once played it

>Asian thots dont want Asian bf

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The archive will remain (here ) and God knows I am right.

I've presented my case and faced a complete absence of opposition. I'm satisfied with this victory.

the gf

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i got an alert from nytimes about how minnesotans are becoming racist over an influx of somalis

gonna read it later

me neither lol
thats why i want frens cuz if i play alone i get bullied T_T

>Why yes I did donate to Lauren Southern's patreon expecting her to fall in love with me because of my generosity and support for the cause, how could you tell?

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pass steam name

>ride bike
>come back from ride after two hours
>break pads are fucked
>needs oil change
>tire preassure suspiciously low despite filling it up before leaving
>chain needs replacing
>need to lube the swingarm
>no money to get parts I need

need a new hobby

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there was a time where i was really into it
then i just lost interest

i dont trust non-flaggers

Walking is pretty based.

Have you applied for your driver's permit at the very least?

youtube.com/watch?v=Skw4Alw0WBA

Andale pasa nombre de steam wey porfis yo tambien quiero amigos con quien jugar

hate white supremacists but he's right
fuck cars

I have had a learning permit for about a year. Drove in a parking lot exactly one(1) time.

Don't need to drive.

cs go es para homosexuales y gente pobre

feel like youre the person that acts like a creep to me, if not, then add me on discord

>don't need to
trust me it's a lot better to have the option

You must be Jow Forums if you walk everywhere

>trust me it's a lot better to have the option
Why?
I don't go anywhere. I go on night walks

its ok user, you do it when you feel ready

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wait a minute
why was Mickey mouse in chernobyl
it was just like one scene for 5 seconds

Yall need real latina gfs

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she used to post here

that nose

whats the average height for a woman

I am working on getting Jow Forums though. Doing some weight lifting before dinner.

6'1

Yeah

Cute piggy nose

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5'11

is it common knowledge that if someone doesn't do eye contact its because he/she might be autistic
or do most ppl don't know the characteristics of autism

The condition of a woman's hair and nails is indicative of her health and fertility. A woman that conceals these truths through dyes and paints is a deceiving jezebel, and without conscious thought men regard her as an undesirable female.

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>work at lefty nonprofit
>colleagues make comments about how dumb mrcans are and how advanced europeans are
>legitimately think reparations are a good idea
>two of them were talking today (women of course) about how stand up comedy is offensive and the people who do it, except for people like Michelle Wolf, are just assholes
Holy fuck I need to get a new job.

White lefties should go back to Europe

>nonprofit
Do you enjoy not getting paid?
Imagine doing it for FREE

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maybe among internet users

no I get paid tomorrow thankfully. but actually one of my colleagues today also was shitting on capitalism. Jesus Christ, I hate these people's ideas, they're mostly nice but they're fucking stupid and get all of their opinions from right-think podcasts on NPR.

but i love girls who dye their hair platinum blonde

I said 'men', so you aren't included.

lol I just stopped posting because I went to eat dinner

haha, epic burn dude

seething

Ty, I was quite proud as I typed it.

Seething isn't a downvote, newfag
>inb4 seething
>inb4 cope

i hope you're wearing socks while posting on /cum/

Dilate

Dilate.

dilate

my socks were sweaty from work so I took them off

I only wear socks when I'm having gaysex

wish I had some bbbbbbbbbbbbreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaadddddddddddd AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Go on the paleo diet.

White women are usually 5'4 or so. Blacks are a bit taller, Asians and Hispanics a bit shorter.

so your feet are naked right now?
what's the logic behind that

>replying like robots with the same comment
it's like i'm on reddit. thanks guys for making me feel at home here.

as naked as the day I was born

Cope

i'm not a faggot. no thanks

I almost always wear socks. Probably messes with my toes, should take em off sometimes.

I fucking hate the police, but i saw 2 niggers today in the same parking lot as me today acting shifty so i called the cops on them

I wish i never had to see blacks.

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>went to the gym this morning
>instructor had us do this thing where we had to lock ankles with our partner and do sit ups together
>this was the end of class and I had a female partner and we were both sweaty as fuck and tired
>every single time I got up I could feel our sweaty ankles rubbing together
Holy fuck. Guys, go to the gym. You get Jow Forums and basically enjoy the best parts of sex at the same time.

play w/me, that's what i've been doing all day

yeah isn't that how you get toe fungus or something?
why didn't you confront them?

>instructor had us

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i need five on the group, i dont want to get bullied T_T

Sweaty ankle.rubbing sounds nice, but it's certainly not the best thing about sex. Sweaty thighs rubbing is what life is all abour.

Idk about fungus, I wear CLEAN socks and wash my feet. I mean more like the shape of my foot and toenail growth.

New report shows Seattle tech salaries average $138K

disturbing

why would wearing socks affect either of those things?

Yeah?
True. But it was pretty close.

can't imagine socks fucking up your foot shape

>why didnt you confront them.
>H-h-hey noggers plz sell drugs elsewhere thanks

Not sure about that.

why would they bully you

Socks pushes toes together and would force the nails to grow in a certain direction.

Ask the sexpat about his girlfriend's toe thing she got from her mother.

How do you know they're selling drugs?

>Socks pushes toes together and would force the nails to grow in a certain direction.
how tight are your socks and shoes?

so are you gonna stop wearing shoes as well?

idk, but that has happened everytime i try to play