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my advice would be not to take advice from anyone posting on Jow Forums at 3am on a weekday

then again I'm here giving advice too hmmmmm......

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fedpol reading my post and getting shocked that I'm aware of his presence at the most unexpected time

there is no way you're over 15 yo

Getting absolutely wrecked during freshers was the best decision I ever made

i put my nintendo switch on to charge
when its charged im gonna play mario in bed

pork belly tacos

Going out every night for freshers is what turns little boys into men

I've got one but don't like any of the games I have. smash ultimate and mario kart get boring quickly if you're not playing with friends

The environmental movement was at the very least co-opted if not started by Eugenicists after ww2 and the nazis made it unpopular.. It's why they always tack on "population control" to every environmental goal list. You'll be put into highly controlled, and monitored prison cities. As little resources as possible will be put into your upkeep. You won't be allowed to live anywhere outside of these megacities, and every measure possible will be used to decrease fertility and births. So slowly the bulk of humanity is killed off. It will all be marketed to you as saving the earth and being environmentally friendly. They might get impatient and just try to kill off the rest of humanity at once though once automation has completely replaced human labor.

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And if you can get a shag, happy days, that's a bonus

why's that then

Literal schizo music

In the US it's the other way around. You don't want to start drinking until later on.

do you go to a baptist college or some shit? the only students obsessed with drinking are retarded freshman

what % of yanks going to uni/college drink before they go there

Cause I had sex for the first time and it completely turned over a new page for me. If I didn't have sex I'd probably be a certified virgin freak and be dead right now or a druggy like 190. Got into my first ever relationship when I met a girl 3 weeks later, but that came after.

still baffled by the fact you lot have to be 21 to legally drink

ive had mine for nearly a year and ive played it twice

sounds delicious
good to have a nice relationship with your parents

I went to a div 1 school and didn't do much drinking my freshman year despite drinking quite a bit before going to college. By the time I graduated I was borderline alcoholic.

we went over this already

wow fair enough then I guess
still waiting for that to happen...

Just got to try harder lad it definitely wasnt given to me on a plate thats for certain

it'll come my lad

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don't listen to that retard. the majority of alcohol freaks in university are freshman and sophomores (under 21). by the time you're almost graduated you're sick of it anyway

twitter.com/NWSKansasCity/status/1141873222373167104

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It really is schizo music, but worse than that it's just dire music. It's made by people who look like that dj guy with half his head shaved and listened to by the most deranged mongs

expecting this to be removed swiftly by (((them)))

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lovely tree mate

Ain't that the truth

It's choon o'clock, lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=HeohGiH6v9g

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very cool

And what exactly do the government/jews have to gain from hiding the existence of aliens from us

its a rainbow eucalyptus my favourite tree

If you've actually been paying attention they shifted to shilling UFO shit. That tweet included. You have to ask yourself why shit like Project Bluebeam exists and what the fuck the CIA and military industrial complex have planned.

alri

You just know Emmett was crying when the 'chonnel was down, getting the noose ready and that

>Emma edition

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>post a twitterlink about UFOs over Kansas City
>Jow Forums is kill shortly after

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I thought you had all died and left me, lads.

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Just dawned on me I've eaten scrambled eggs every morning for the last three years. Hope that isn't bad

still here

Thats whats called Jow Forums servers data transfer at the request of little guys who glow in the dark

fedpol can't stand the banter

a stick insect with the muscle power of a neutered Poodle

JUST A PRANK BRO

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

who the fuck is fedpol

is that what you're planning on saying to CSIS when they drag you in?

two middle fingers to the black helicopter

youtu.be/iCSY9K4qKZg

utter fucking chuuuuuuuuunee

I can say anything I want because I'll be out in time for lunch.

very nice mate

would love to force my fat cock into emmets arse and watch as he tries to squirm and get up but to be frank he's too fat and i'd probably pin him down with ease

dw mate I'm here

Anyone got that webm of that bald guy going to Japan? It starts off normal but ends up with him doing coke and fucking hookers.

just hit him over the head a few times so hes too dazed to get up and maek him enjoy it 2bhhhh

I'd love to put a bullet in your head after I make you watch me rape your sister.

why am i sexually attracted to fat girls

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halo 2 had really good cutscenes

I like the sensation of pooing. Does this mean I’d like a cock up me arse?

had enough practice on your own sister?

zoey no-balls still shook of using his pen-name...

You'd love it. Bet you got a stiffy just mowing it over, being dominated like that. Haven'tcha?

get help

scream all you like em, nobody can hear and you'll only make me enjoy it more

Nah your girlfriend, but its consensual. (sort of)

hahaha

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I feel like getting fucked in the ass would last too long and not be that pleasurable

You know what would really give me a stiffy?
You going back to the Irish Flag so everyone can see this is what you do all day, every day.

were you crying when 4chnn was down be honest

(or better yet the russian one)

Reminder: Emmett's the one making all of these posts just to give himself some attention, on another proxy of his or something. Look at the IPs in this thread man

How big is your beard currently, Emmett?

Nah I was smoking cigarettes thinking about little half ling niggers from white neighborhoods that rap about doing gang shit they've never done.

Is there anything more embarrassing than making a thread and getting zero replies?

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Because you're a nigger

stay mad g

Try harder Ryan.

no gf lads

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Thanks for posting a picture of your penis lad

>stay mad g

Not mad at you little buddy just disappointed. (like your mother and father)

thanks for replying to a picture of my penis you bent freak

Yeah I think I shant.

oh no not the "your mom" diss. a classic. hate to see that happen

shave your shameful bollocks you bent cunt

Would have been weirder if nobody responded

Want to do the sex to Emma Watson lads.

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