In Norway, military inspections are traditionally performed by penguins

In Norway, military inspections are traditionally performed by penguins.

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Wow what a stupid country. Shaking my head.

that penguin is worth 1000 canadians

*block your path*

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is this what the BROTHERS OF THE NORTH mean by standing for N0RD1C KULTUR

but seriously imagine being subjected to such humiliation by your smug superiors who are having fun while you are standing like a faggot holding your gun like that and your arms getting numb and you can't move and it is taking forever while they are just chilling and going awww what an adorable little bird. fucking sheep

And now notice how stupid their hats look.

shouldn't they be carrying ice picks/clubs?

lmao i didn't pay attention. and that too, yes.

Like this?

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And this is the average boy

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yes, that's what would have happened to that penguin if those were canadian boys

you take yourself too seriously, do you imagine yourself some knight or something lmao

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no i am just a free person. do you understand what freedom is?

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kek
>america
>free

Cute. Seems like the soldiers enjoy it too

t. unfree Europoor on vacation

He's got some big fish to fry. Swedes better watch out

Is that a penguin in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

>Hello, I am birb. I am swim birb.
>I have no idea what is going on right now.
>There are many hoomans here. Do you have fish?
>Hoomans are often known to have access to fish.
>May swim birb please have fish?
>No?
>WELL, FUCK! ALL! Y'ALL! TRIFLING ASS, BUSTA NIGGAS!

how tall are those bois? 200cm?