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Det er sommetsolhverv! Endelig begynder nætterne at blive kortere igen. Om en måned og 18 dage vil de lyse nætter ophore i Kobenhavn. I Aalborg varer det en måned og 23 dage.
Det er deilig å være norsk, i Danmark !
onanere du til karls vognen
Nogle gange onanerer jeg til en sod pige fra Cydonia-regionen på Mars.
For soren...
Jeg drommer om at mennesket en skonne dag vil opnå symbiose med robotterne og vi vil kunne slå vores klamme lyster fra ved at gå ind under Settings > Instincts > Sex Drive i vores brain–computer interface.
>ser NGE på netflix
>netflix har ikke fået rettighederne til Fly Me To The Moon, så de spiller den ikke i slutningen af hver episode
N E T F L I X E R B R A S
jeg håber ikke du selv betaler for det lort
En 10'er til bachelorprojektet. Nu er der domt sommerferie.
hvad skrev du om?
>kunne ikke formå at få 12
taber
Do I look Danish? My K36 test says I am Danish basically? Do they have brown hair and hazel eyes?
No, we're all eight foot tall, blue-skinned giants with silvery hair
But is there exceptions to that? Here's that K36 results btw. I knew Denmark was blonde haired blue eyed Aryans, but....
>Scandinavian: 2%
You're a bongburger, lad
But look at my facial features and then come back to me. I am basically a Brit-Polak mix
>1.4 jew
fuck off
Which your DNA test also says. Vodkabongburger is you
Imagine having an elephant on a scale and then placing an ant on it. Should you take the ant off and then retry to weigh it?
No, it's so unremarkably small that it doesn't matter how much the ant weighs. The elephant's weight is still roughly as it was before the ant was added.
I identify as white and want to see a connection with my best fitted ethnocultural group.
That's not a real ethnic group
But that's how the US works because people from all over migrated there after it was discovered and stuff like The American Dream because topics and dreams
> and want to see a connection with my best fitted ethnocultural group.
That would be your fellow Americans. You are not Scandinavian and never were
you sure as hell aren't nordic, fuck off
>That would be your fellow Americans. You are not Scandinavian and never were
Well, it is pretty true that I wouldn't be a true Scandi, but American culture sucks. It's all about TV, pools, porn, fast food, etc. I don't eat at fast food places and I hate how ignorant people are over here.
Must be nice being a blonde haired, blue eyed Nordic Aryan practicing his TRVE lineage culture from generations of the same ethnic group.
Then help me understand this:
>American culture sucks
Well congratulations, you got that exported to the entire western world so no matter where you go, you'd be surrounded by it
Also, only you Americans care about your "heritage" since you're the result of a cultural melting pot. Everywhere else, nobody gives a shit
Look at your DNA results again. It says 2% Scandinavian
yeah do you hail from jutland
you probably don't know shit about our culture and mentality as a people, and your appearance leaves much to be desired if you want to identify as "scandinavian" at all
also you're clearly baiting at this point
Are you going to Flensburg today to buy cheap beer?
no but i would
Ok so if that is confirmed, then how in a way do I fit into the Jutlandic Danish culture/ethnicity?
First of all, blaming a far right ethnonationalist for causing America to go to sh*t, second of all, I won't mix with a group very far from what is supposedly mine just because of (((looks)))
Well, I got to decide if I look like one first then pursue the culture
Also, I know a few words:
Jeg- I
Brod - bread
Kvinde- woman
Dreng- boy
En- a
Er- are
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this is deeply unfair
in germany you can get 5 lion or kitkat bars for the price of 1 here
Well, but idk if I should go further than that in Danish or not, it all depends on not calling me a "kike", "mutt" or "turk". My Danish is kinda slippy :(
>en
it's et
>far right ethnonationalist
But to answer your question, you look as far from a Dane as possible. Go back to your live action roleplaying threads on Jow Forums if you want to hear otherwise
don't listen to the other retards in this thread you're more than welcome here
Sorry, like I said, its an amateur level, NOT an expert here
I'm as far from roleplaying as you can get, I don't claim to be Danish other than my K36 map than some Atlantids in Frankfurt claiming to be German
Really? Well, I don't seem to be Danish or anything like that, and I just feel empty, having EVERYTHING but an ethnocultural identity. I rather have a defined identity than the crap that's on my side of the pond.
your identity is american
hvornår er det anons tur mette
>han tror Mette bestemmer noget som helst
opskalering af en virksomheds produktion
opskaler det her
*lyner buksen ned*
*lyner dem straks op igen*
stop med at være sådan en pervers stodder user
dette er hyggetråden
>dfn hele din famillie er på kontanthjælp og de stemte alle sammen på enhedslisten
>dfn hele din familie er på fortidspension og de stemte alle sammen på stram kurs
det er fortidspensionistens skyld at tråden hele tiden dor
nej, det er fucking carl
nej det er vucanon
/trådmorderne/
fortidspensionisten burde være i midten og vucanon til hojre
Den eneste grund til at du inkludere fortidspensionist-user, er fordi han ikke længere er anonym
Jeg syntes faktisk han er en af de hyggelige herinde
Faktisk syntes jeg du er trådmorderen fordi du bliver ved med at kore på vores anons
Udover Carl, han må gerne drukne i salv
vuc user er uskyldig
t. vucanon
hedder jeg stadig vuc user hvis jeg ikke går på vuc mere
t. Spasser som odelægger tråden
bliv hængende for at finde ud af hvad der bliver hældt i glasset
har han fat i noget?
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Vores drenge (Astralis) spiller mod Amerikanerne (Team Liquid)
t. carl
poelsetyskertråden?
t. Spasseren som odelagde tråden
Det ikke så mærkeligt at tråden har været dod så mange gange her på det seneste
Why is there today a Greenland's flag at the station?
hvorfor skriver du på engelsk?
Jeg så også et over politistationen her
Fordi det er Gronlands nationaldag
Måske jeg kan ikke tale dansk? Have you thought about that possibility?
I thought perhaps it's their day but idk.
It's Greenlands national day
tænk at der er personer så naive og optimistiske, at de faktisk tror, at fremtiden stadig er lys.
men det betyder ikke at man ikke kan finde nydelse i sit liv jo
Gå udenfor
hav sex
hvorfor har man ikke sat en stopper for den globale befolkningsvækst?
hvide mennesker dor ud så der er stadig god plads
Do you hate it if someone asks "How are you?"
yes, i hate nothing more, specifically because im almost always feeling bad and so they remind me of how shit im feeling
Lyder til at du hader dig selv bare en lille smule mere
No, i'd take the opportunity to have a nice talk
But that is if it's in public tho'
Hej mine danske venner
V-venner?
hvad vil du pekka
Vennerne forsvinder
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Sorry.
vestfyen
Jeg vil snakke
er du under 176cm?
Ja
Gæt hvor hoj jeg er
slår lidt prutter
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du er 2gram hoj