/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

he looks good for his age, but he's got really deep set eyes and it just looks a little off when he's so skinny.

want to play TF2

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the father wanted his son to be a politician for the snakes
but the son wanted to represent the gorillas instead of the snakes
the father got mad
the father got a sword and beheaded the son

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>Ser yo
>conocer a una anona
>anona tener ricas tetas y actitud muy agradable
>ser betoso pero armarme de huevos para pedirle una cita
> 3 citas y 700 pesos mexicanos despues
>anona decirme que nos veamos en el cine
>esperar en uno de los sillones
>ella entrar
>entra con un niño
larva prieta, mocoso y maleducada
>en efecto seguro que se la cogio un brayan
>anona confirmar mis profundas sospechas
>larva tener algun tipo de leve retraso
>mas asco
>entrar a la sala
>tener que pagar un extra por el mocoso cagado
>decidir que no quiero saber nada más de esta mujer
antes de eso ella decirme que despues de esto quiere darme algo especial
>salir de la sala
>salir
>pedir un uber
>llego a mi casa y posteo esta madre

Maldita sea negros, me siento estafado y cuckeado , no me importa si una mujer tuvo varias parejas pero me caga de sobremanera que de todas las citas jamas me dijo de su larva jodida y cagada de seguro estaba esperando a que me la cogiera para luego amarrarme, Cuando llegue a los 30 o me vuelvo padrastro o suggar daddy y no quiero darle mi dinero a una pinche mantenida ni cuidar una pendeja que no es mia.

Solo queria desahogarme negros mentenme la madre, cuenten un chiste o experiencias como la mia

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go back to hispachan

consuming cp was once not illegal in many parts of Europe

I used to post on Hispachan.

/cum/ was faster yesterday at this time.

we live in a society

idk why consuming cp is illegal. the arguments don't make any sense

>idk why consuming cp is illegal. the arguments don't make any sense

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>cute 17 i know is banging some uni chad
the life i could have lived if i wasnt such a complete retard sometimes

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Official discord
discord.gg/xcYdbTN

Do you guys think we could be friends? Would we understand each other even if we didn't talk or make any physical contact? I've met a few people I can interact like that. Despite that we see each other often, we do not talk to each other much. She is younger, and is clingy because she believes I can help her through what she's going through. I can't help her, but that's the one thing I can not relay to her.

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no youre too bullyable

sure.

I think I would have been bullied a lot in school, but it seems pity overwhelmed the potential bullies.

I'd like to think so too.

youtube.com/watch?v=ihzYGtENGt8
you'll find friends who fit you well. give it time.

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where's fk??

literally who

fuck this im skipping driving practice tomorrow
or its today i guess

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What is there to practice? You probably drive an automatic with 50 different driver assists.

join muh server RIGHT NOW
discord.gg/8pAGuS

I joined a cum discord once and left after a couple days. It was somehow even worse than our threads.

chinese botnet, fuck right off

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I really wish I had a friend

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um hi?

you know shit is FUCKED when the pentagon is warning the president against striking Iran.

that shit is all theatre. imagine taking any mainstream "news" seriously

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some of us prefer to not get our news from paul joseph watson

>implying I get "news" from an obvious actor
you realize "both sides" are the same right? or are you really brainwished and think you actually have a choice between the "left" or the "right"

POOGIE BEAR IS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!
whatsapp people

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ah yes, a radical centrist

kek

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>you're not following the piper left like me? you must be following him right. oh, you're not following him right? you must be this other thing. there, my worldview is preserved and I can go back to sleep
you're pretty much out to lunch aren't you, dude. does your brain even work by itself, or does a Pundit have to hand crank it first?

le both sides are the same man
horseshoe theory man
u jus dun get cus media contro u

>I don't understand
>heady hurt from thinky
>ahhh, I just pick some things out of a hat I've heard before
>there, he is those things
>ahh, brain feel better
>no more thinky :)

Socrates once said: "pussy is pussy and shall never be denied those who seek it"

u no realize both sid same
no differn cus i say so
u no choic nwo

Friday night

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you're practically drooling on your keyboard. I know I'll never reach you, and frankly I don't give a damn, you're a dime a million, but do me a favor and try and think of one solitary "political" opinion you didn't hear from the TV, scooter. That can be your homework, I have to shop for bikinis

Heading off to the Eastern shore of MD in four hours. Am I the only one from that area here?

blah blah blah no one cares about your savior complex

¿por que esperaste 3 citas, cabron?
puta madre, te debo de enseñar unos movimientos ligatorios para que ahorres lana, tiempo y cojas seguro.
primer paso:
>encontrar lounge bar que este cerca de un motel. *nota: no la vayas a llevar a una cantina de rancho. tiene que ser algo nice.
segundo paso:
>citar a anona en este bar
tercer paso:
> ambos tomarse 3 cervezas cada quien. Si pueden 3 caguamas mejor
cuarto paso:
> "anona, vamos a caminar"
quinto paso:
>agarrar con rumbo a direccion del motel
sexto paso:
>estar cerca del motel y decir: "ay anona, me dieron ganas de ir al baño, me voy a meter aca para poder hacer del baño, no importa que me cobren lo de la renta del cuarto"
quinto paso:
>decirle a anona que entre contigo para que no la vean afuera y vayan a pensar mal de ella
sexto paso:
>winrar

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beautiful feet.
but why big sandals?

let's see if i'll win the 10 million in tonight's Euro Jackpot jajaja

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Obviously boyfriend sandals. Just some girl I know from when I was in school. I like that toe style but only some girls have it... Good for succing.

Opiniones?

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she is cute... but I live in the city so is really rare to see girls like that.
friday night? here is friday morning and I'm already drinking... what are you up to?

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Not really into abbos to be honest... But the ones that are good-looking are really hot. I want to fuck all day.

sorry, this part
>friday night? here is friday morning and I'm already drinking... what are you up to?
was meant for this guy

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Did someone say friday morning drinking?
Its getting real bad for me. When i woke up i reached for my bedside whisky before i even drank water.

I was thinking about drinking tonight...the corner store has some good beer deals rn.

Haven't been drunk in a while.

Some shit import brand tall bois for a little less than a dollar a piece.

Anyone ever try Taiwan Beer?

Not sure what FK drinks...
If I'm buying beer I just get whatever is cheapest since all beer fucking sucks anyway.

based and irishpilled
whisky with mineral water for me. I'm too pussy to drink it straight. But only topochico will do it for me.
getting drunk and listening to good old tracks that brings you happy memories of an ex... Taiwan remembers me of my town Cordoba and Tierrablanca for some odd reason

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Feel welcome to come nd enjoy.

Spanish as a really popular language with the chiquitas and muchachas here.

I don't bother mixing, i don't need any more fluid and it goes down about the same as water.

same here, $4.50 pints of bud light draught at our towns bar. tastes like crap but gets the job done and it's cheap

I don't drink much beer. As long as it's a lager style beer and it's cold they all taste the same anyway LOL.
If I buy one it's usually an 18 Days, BUSCH or a Taiwan Long Chuan Lemon Beer (best...).

This "Bar Beer" is the absolute worst tho, the one in the yellow cans that's literally just called "Bar Beer". It's plain water. IDK about the alcohol content, maybe it's made to taste like nothing on purpose so you can just down them easily and get dwunk.

I have tried it. One that is green bottle and tastes like dos equis but is stronger like 5% alcohol. Would drink it again.
Thanks fren.
I think I would integrate easy since your food is spicy and the weather is warm. When I used to live in L.A, my family would take me to eat Thai food. Loved it because you guys use peppers as well. I used to have to thai friends in L.A. The thai dude look like a brayan and always wore sandals to school. The girl had a big ass. I always ponder why thai girls have bigger asses than the rest of Asians

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How is 4.50 a pint cheap? You can get 4 packs of real beer for that price with actual alcohol content or a suitcase for like 20.
I shudder to imagine how many light beers I'd need to drink to get anywhere.

when at home, I mix it.. but when I'm with my boss, I have to drink it straight with a cigar. why are you drinking so early if I may know?

I don't want to feel like myself and this is the cheapest way. I'm just an alcoholic loser.

well, he said he bought it at a bar, so I guess that's why. Drinking beer at a bar is more expensive.

$4.50 canadian
that is pretty fucking cheap compared to some other bars around where its between $6-8
a 6 pack costs like $12-13

cheers fren.
>I'm just an alcoholic loser
hey, that's the first sign we are getting cured and before we both start going to therapy to AA

Oh damn. 16 oz bud light 6packs are under 10 in my state.
Cheapest i ever saw beer at a bar besides the odd 1-2 dollar special (local pizza place does it on off nights)was a bucket of ice and 6 mich ultras for 10 dollars in oklahoma

I'm not trying to get better

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fuck suicide.
There is too much stuff I have to do before dying like having a threesome with my wife and her sister.
Are you married or single?
may be we can both go to a strip cliub where you might fall in love with a stripper... who knows

Just found this in my Downloads folder.
Fuck...really, REALLY want to eat this RN.
I mean food here is good and plenty and cheap but sometimes you just want a taste of home...even if that taste of home is some Turk shit ajajja

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One way ticket to hell right there

Fried eggs and toast with a cup of tea
I'm feeling Southern today

I'm all for aoli on fries but that's just mayo that happens to have a few fries in it.

No that's a DÖNER BOX...Döner meat, fries and some garlic yogurt whatever sauce...based snack...truly based...

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I would like to try but I've only seen Turk selling ice cream here so.

I'm single. I missed my opportunity with love. I have actual mental health issues too, I'm okay while medicated, but can't stand the side effects. Its just too much. Last time i had a psychotic episode when i was unhealthy and unmedicated i lost (threw away) everything and don't want to start over again. I accomplished my maim dream though, and if I have a fate and was put on earth to do a specific task, i know i completed it. It's enough now, but it's so hard to actually go through with it.
I don't believe in a hell. This all happened before and it'll happen again. Hopefully i can make a change next time.

good morning, /cum/!

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Yeah, only those meme shit ice cream stands.
Not a bad thing anyway jaja.
Taiwan for the Taiwanese (and me).

Just pulled the beer bread out of the oven...looks great.
But need to wait at least an hour before I can make a cut and look inside to see the TRUTH...never cut your bread before it has completely cooled off buds...

Can't you jab it with a chopstick or wood skewer?

so glad i was born a MAN
us MEN are naturally superior in many ways
imagine being physically and mentally weak and having blobs of fat hanging off your chest haha

yeah it seems fine doneness wise but maybe it's too dense inside, too dry, too moist?
can't wait to cut it open.
yesterday they had a jar of anchovies for cheap at carrefour.

nothing better than fresh bread, butter and anchovies on top

>I have actual mental health issues too
don't we all?
> I'm okay while medicated, but can't stand the side effects
yeah, that fucking hang over kills me as well. Eat something spicy so it can make you sweat.
>accomplished my maim dream though
whch was?
>It's enough now, but it's so hard to actually go through with it.
ay pinche gringo, you need a friend like me. I could distract your mind with my constant talk about pussy. Why did you break up with her? don't be so uptight and let it loose. Holding what you truly feel and not expressing it is worst then holding a fart

B&R