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arse and vagina are the same hole on a bird
shoot yourself in the head
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Any doctors in?
yeah, I'm doctor of sex and your mum is my number 1 patient
poos are abortions
watched so much porn i'm more of a pseudo-virgin really
Oi m8 wot seems to be the problem?
highly fucking peng girl just sat opposite me on the train
>In all fairness to the yanks I “get” the second amendment but the idea that absolutely no checks should be done seems baffling to me
Pretty sure in all states they do background checks and the only guns you can actually take home same day (In my state atleast) are bolt action rifles.
Peng ting
ugh, sat across a fucking gremlin on the train x
say it with me
prime minister hunt
Shoot yourselves losers
PRIME MINISTER CORBYN
Legit think I might have pallet cancer, there’s this lump on the roof of my mouth which I noticed two weeks ago. I haven’t noticed it getting any bigger but it hasn’t got any smaller either.
Thing is I remember accidentally stabbing the roof of my mouth with a poppadom a few weeks ago so it could be that but I would have thought that would have started to heal by now.
Not very clear from the pic but it has a white layer over the top of it.
PMQs becomes a jezz-off
Can't get a hold of a gun lad
Would give it two more weeks mate, you been drinking at all?
What I mean to say is I think more rigorous checks should be done. That being said I wouldn’t want to ban the sale of guns
You're bugging it looks like the poke you were referring to
loophole idea: ban the sale of bullets
Not really, had a few with the gf last weekend but hadn’t drank for a while before that. I do smoke a cigarette sized joint nearly every night though and have been doing that for years
My parent told xe about dilation when I was 6 and I didn't grow up any worse off.
*starts twitching*
I wonder if I can buy a 3d printed gun without a license
That must have been at least 3 weeks ago now though and in the two weeks I’ve noticed it it hasn’t got any better.
morning lads
Does it hurt?
The smoking won't help
the yanks are doing the same thing to the uk as they are doing to australia, germany, and any of their other "allies". they are categorically undermining your sovereignty. 'b-but we do it to them to?' yes but the repercussions of their actions far outweigh what you could ever do to them. it's analagous to breaking a part a monopolgy. simple as.
Morning
his eyes
never off the target, uncanny
They've gone and pushed him off the edge lads
Not really, don’t notice it at all during the day but it hurts a little if I poke it
AND canada.
Why is he going to Oxford to become a US citizen?
Reminder that chinky doug will genuinely claim that nothing happened at tiananmen square in 1989
just uber eats'd a burger and onion rings. obviously this has done nothing more than infuriate me further vis-a-vis america
>OH NO CORBYN WILL SPEND A BIT MORE MONEY ON SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS SLIGHTLY AFFECTING THE UK'S GOVERNMENT BUDGET AND POTENTIALLY THE ECONOMY + HE ISNT NATIONALISTIC!!!
>destroy the UK's entire trading relations in a single swoop and ultimately tear apart the union because of an advert on a bus? sure thing
dougs a low iq mongoloid. who cares what he thinks
vis-a what? speak english you fucking wog
I'm the smartest /brit/ poster of all time.
all seem pretty redpilled to me
jesus christ are you the human embodiment of orwell's 'politics and the english language'? try googling you mong
Only under so many layers of irony that even I don't know if it's ironic anymore.
*Flashs my pen torch in your mouth for a better look
Ah yes virgin freakititis.
* Writes you up a prescription for sex
business idea: buy the bus remainers are still crying about and charge them a pound a minute to inflict as much damage to it as they can.
Why would it be on a bus if it's wrong
shut up! I don't come to /brit/ to be insulted by some worthless johnny foreigner like you
don't like it? then FUCK OFF!!!
low IQ post. suck my poo you little brainlet joke
state of this post
roasties btfo
learn english mate not a difficult concept is it?
don't @ me woggo
what couldnt you grasp? surely there must have been some sort of chasm between what i said and what you couldn't understand, so what was it? what was too hard for you to grasp? at my request: go on
and im here still waiting for him to explain himself. c'mon, you flaccid loser, c'mon and explain yourself.
*dabs past woggos post*
sun's out airforce ones out
lol the state of your retracted gonads
Me in the 3rd panel
>Officers were targeted by a gang of youths in what has been described as a ‘riot’ outside Westfield in Stratford, east London, after they attended following reports of a robbery at the centre.
Hello im brown and i hate brown people
BASED please have my vote
all comics should be readable and coherent when reads clockwise or anti clockwise starting from any panel
another internet argument under my belt. ignore any consequential pleads from him. he had his chance.
bizarro rorkesheed
Westfield Stratford should be nuked from orbit
going to shake shack in 3 or 4 hours
child's play
who is that
if I want a shake I can do from bedroom
Based Hatem
He looks like he showers once a week
more than most pakis
Majid oukacha an edgy ex-muslim atheist
good for him. fuck islam
hello all
London is lost
you really are a pathetic little specimen aren't you?
Doesnt make him white though
won't even be getting a shake, just an incredibly peng burger
do you get paid?
come to Tottenham Court Road at 1pm and say that to my face if you're brave
yeah thanks
doing a poo
sucking a niggoid
Can't stand Fridays
Should be the highlight of the week but co-workers are always really upbeat and won't shut the fuck up, absolutely sick listening to them and their shite patter
Dribbling spastic
busy friday eh
Literally would if I didn't work I still worked in central, would mog you then probably go shake shack with you tbqh
don't have to be white to dislike islam
love fridays
half day today and I'm going out with a workslag
sure to get a bit of the ol' in-out in-out
mate it's Friday! Coming down All Bar One later for a drink... or ten! haha, yeah see you later pal
what's wrong with that?
*pronounces all bar one as a single, Italian-sounding word*
Gf is fuming because I used me knob when she was setting up fingerprint lock.
heh
never met an intelligent person who wasn't called doug