What land would your country be annexing it weren't so full of soft cocks?

What land would your country be annexing it weren't so full of soft cocks?

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Austria, Czechia, Luxemburg, parts of Poland, Denmark, Belgium, France, Italy

all of it

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I think we would be balkanizing if we weren't "full of soft cocks"

also parts of Russia and Lithuania

Canada, Mexico, Panama, Cuba, Phillipines, and Okinawa

Our borders would look like this

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Everything all the way to Pakistan to the east and also Syria and Egypt

greenland, iceland, faroe islands, shetland, north west passage, denmark, antarctica

Don't you think you have enough already??

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Singapore, Southern Thailand, Brunei, and the island of Borneo

Netherlands then take french flanders

t. rightful Spanish clay

Except Kosovo.

You don't get to annex countries that are better than yours

based russian federation conquering the wild

Just Galícia ,our borders would look 100 Times better

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Baltics, Finnmark, Northern Sweden.
And we could take all of it with ease

All of those countries have a significant Malay population, it's only fair we're all united once more :^)

USA, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, China, Bangladesh, Zimbabwe, South Africa, Kenya, France, Sweden and Argentina

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Small Zealand and PNG

>tf
>tp

Don't forget the North Afrika campaign m8

None. We are happy that we finally settled this. The current borders shall be eternal.

...but deep down i still want Elsass back.

please do it
I mean it

Whole part of Borneo and Timor Leste (we have done all of it and failed)

Belgium, switzerland, andorra, monaco, l luxembourg, algeria, morocco, tunisia, maybe libya

But it never was some spanish clay it was private possession of Hubsburgs and they were germans not spaniards.

no i dont want you
you stink

would you like to become a US territory? I'm a big fan of you

part of cambodia, Laos.
the question is that what will happen after we annex them? Khmer ppl hate Vietnamese

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and we would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling brits!

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Arent they thankfull after you guys Gave pol pot the boot?

all of it

if i'm guaranteed a jewish gf, then yeah sure
if not, we'll invade you and take florida instead

you guys actually came here? never knew that, thought it was just empty threats

lmao were you sleeping during history class

you can have the jewess and become the capitol of florida if you'd like

Thanks for sparing Saarland.

I'm more into separating into micro states with your closest brothers and sisters.

Fuck trying to herd people whose habits are destructive and a destiny of generational dysfunction

probably
nice
you can have our amoys and leng luys

why Sweden?

best post

no, those animal are ungrateful. They blame us for ''destroying'' their nation
example?
some political group has tried to vandalism the Cambodia–Vietnam Friendship Monument, which represent Viet-Cam relationship
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodia–Vietnam_Friendship_Monument

the lesson here is that you dont help animal that will one day forget or ignore your effort

Should have put a puppet regime on charge insted of giving them freedom

Wait why the fuck do we want Finnmark?

Because its called "Finnmark"

Ha
>dupa

Out of pity really

>implying the current regime isnt a chinese/viet puppet goverment

Istria, Dalmatia, Savoy, Côte d'azur, Corsica and Canton Ticino.
And also Malta at that point.

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Germany

Oh boy...

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That would like mounting a car to a tire instead of a tire to a car.

based

Remember who you are talking to. Stealing tires and cars is our specialty.

i want to fuck that mozarella

And then Spain would invade Portugalizia and leave it as another province

And then Spain would invade it and leave it as another province