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i love my bum
post it
did the man fall through the bar
hello all
having a caper
Snorting a line of 113-FAG-POO
blog on
leave 'im alone
what a bent nonce
*blog on*
Going to get lunch soon, not sure what to get. Would like the chinese place but they're always packed, might do a Pret instead.
*blog off*
This webm is so dense you see something new every time you watch it.
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should have just stayed in his chair that was embarassing
Or better yet have just pushed him off himself
had a female dentist yesterday and she pressed her boobs against my head while she was doing my teeth
she didn't reply to my text first on whatsapp, so now I'm ignoring her the entire day
>Hes actually trying to passionately kiss him on the neck
CREASING
Poo bum nigger
Ram a lam a ding dong oink oink poo willy bum arse tits tats fanny bum a lum a ram doo
what volume and chapter of tristram shandy is this from then?
Kinky
Why does Jimmy start laughing
Get fucked Wayne, get fucked
Just honing my impulse word smithing abilities
Peak boomercore
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Have a very similar facial structure to this bloke me
omfg stfu
gun fingers in the air if you hate the police
*gun fingers in the air*
>you will never be circumised by a falling sash windowpane
why even live?
For me, the way characters refer to off-screen characters in Gavin & Stacey with no-context nicknames is one of the greatest examples of observational British comedy
it's so spot on
Looks like elliott rodger
>depression
Doctor did me
Not Jewish so I didnt even get the blowjob
Way she goes I guess
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if you had to choose between having your hand chopped off and having the entire bellend of your willy chopped off which would you choose?
Can I choose which hand?
hand
can have wanks with one hand but can't have wanks with no willy
it has to be your dominant hand
bellend
can't play vidya w/o both hands
Hmmm...still the hand. I reckon we're closer to having functional cybernetic hands than bellends.
would have my bell took off in an instant, im 29 and a virgin with 0 sex drive (haven’t wanked in at least 2 months) so wouldnt make a difference really
might go around pretending to be deaf and mute and see what happens
i get this reference
>you will never receive a groin wound in battle like uncle toby
why even live
hand because then i can get disability bennies
just yelled at jordan on the phone for him critiquing my preference for cadbury fruit and nut
is it true lads
hand because it's 2019 and viable prostheses exist whereas there's no such thing as a mechanical willy (yet)
Listening to Hitler speeches lads
good lad
>Jeremy Hunt's wifes nickname for him is "Mr Big Rice"
Uh, what does she mean by this?
i don't
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10 years from now we'll have bionic hands better than natural hands
Jeremy hunt confirmed hung
he'a rove'a big'a rice-uh
this man must not be prime minister
going to get penis enlargement surgery tbf
If Jezza H becomes PM do we all get Asian gfs?
'atcher in t' 'ye innit
Bellend and then become a girl
thought hunt was a good lad until I found out he was a yellow fever freak
Looking forward to the next decade solely because we can call it the Roaring 20s.
havent read that book
The Rorkeing 20's
Blog on bitch ass muhfucka
>I'm a virgin I'm a virgin I'm a roaring virgin
yeah alright mate, wicked
Neither have I
Fucking hell lads I am bad at talking to women online.
is the problem with vf simply the fact they never shut up about being a vf on here but would never admit it in person.
>that time he accidentally forgot his wife's ethnicity and called her japanese whilst on a state visit to china
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>Her only reply is going to be "Yeah I've been busy"
God fucking dammit lads.
women are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>So no one told you life was gonna' be this way
same thing
Sorry did you say something?
anons with girlfriends, how much do you spend on them per month (meals,outings etc)?
Same mate
Hate messaging
shoot
all
bloggers
on
site
This but also irl and not specific to any gender
I bet she thinks I want to get in her pants cause she's the only one on FB. Haha
Not much why
Edesque response.
not a clue
always pay when we go out for dinner though, of course, maybe twice a month?
Last message I posted was 24 mins ago. Not looking good lads. Haha.
*shoots you*
blog on you uninteresting cunt
>Tfw shooting in a birds asshole
Leave him alone.
spencer has got a lot of sand in his vag today
Grim theres poo in there
>be Yank woman's arsehole
>get shot
>Tfw shooting in a birds tight cunt
just trying to work out if i ever get one that i can afford it
has he got a sandie box