How would you summarize your country for a clueless foreigner?

paradise on earth

Shit sticks to the bottom of the boot

YEAH KILLEM

Massive shithole
>ruled by a military industrial complex with conscription for two years and reservist duties for 20
>all generals are promoted to top civil service positions after retiring
>people are vapid, soulless and apathetic and can't talk about anything other than work
>people work the most out of any developed country
>government considers a 70% majority a low share of the vote
>EVERYTHING is banned
>hot and humid as fuck
>cultural wasteland
>everyone lives in commieblocks
>"buying" a commieblock apartment costs six figures (in a currency stronger than Australia's)

Not Spain.

poo fart n-word

"bad, stay away"

a bit shit but could be worse

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Please dont come

like piss and poop on a decorated ceramic plate

Avoid Paris

A shithole that tries its best not to be one.

cheaper greece with less boomer tourists and more intresting shit to do.
Less islands though

alot of asians

Small, cozy little place in eastern europe

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Best place on earth if you want to adopt a llama

junkies and assholes

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