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Drugs
Sex
& Sausage Rolls edition

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poo

*prescribes you all blood pressure medication*
calm down now, son.

i do poos and i get (You)s

childhood is calling homealone a cope

adulthood is realising he was right all along

doing a listen at toil

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Lads

opinions on landlords?

Threads moving proper fast now lads. All the NEETs awake?

Wont be shagging the boss' daughter btw lads. I'm seeing someone and it probably would've been a bad idea even if I wasnt haha she is 100% my type tho

Opinions on cryptocurrency?

>why yes, i do study maths, how could you tell?

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trip back on copealone

Not a fan of the blackies

He's not British though, he taught at my uni

FOLC

quite start although I feel its all downhill from here

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I would take his advice about renting property.
women though? nah.

A good way to stop those greedy Jews from stealing my money

spencer is an emotionally stunted runt

good blog
interesting blog

homealone what would i have to do for you to give me 0.10 of a bitcoin?

wish I could find a good christian girl to settle down with

Braps your path

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Good post but if you hold BNB then you're going to get chinked sooner or later

BNB is literally free money at this point

need a bit of the ol' in and out

about the incel bit, the spending money to make friends bit and failing or the landlord bit?

>I'm seeing someone
What does this mean?
What type of a relationship does it describe? Serious? Steady? Sexual in nature or not at that stage yet?

t. never goes to church and spends 3 hours a day masturbating to hentai

people who believe in god are low IQ
at least people who believe that "god" is a giant bearded white man who lives in the sky

homealone has built his whole persona about being a whiny virgin freak who has had his every advance rejected and now that he was mocked for that "least of your worries post" he's backtracking fast

dont have a trip and as pathetic as I am i have never and would never take my name off to you myself positively.
no one said you should take my advice about anything but I would prefer it ifpeople who call me out do so based on facts and what i've said instead of their own illiteracy or imagination.
make a 2 metre solid oak table

Homealone doesn't have any crypto, he thinks it's a failure and can't scale

How To Save A Life - The Fray
Now THIS is music. They don't write songs like this nowadays, it's all twerking, bitches and ho's.

whom'st?

dont think he ever said that lad

think I have a post impediment lads

>at least people who believe that "god" is a giant bearded white man who lives in the sky
almost no one believes this it is strawman
i do have crypto but yes I don't like it. I have it out of spite rather than belief.
you can keep coping all you want lad

been caught growing weed twice and havent been charged once, in discussions with a landlord about renting another 2 bed flat in the midlands for 450 a month and using it as a grow

and to think i almost tried to live a working mans life what a mug i was

here's the bottom line
saying "that's the least of your worries" when you are someone that has actually dealt with all the relevant worries and has experience to comment on them, is comforting
saying it about a subject of which you have no first-hand experience is just demeaning and invalidating their concerns
PLUS we only know he has no experience because he has told us - in direct violation of his own stance on "blogging"
he is a hypocrite in every definition of the word and refuses to face up to the consequences of his posts
an all-round horrible person who fully deserves his dead-end mockery of a life

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what did you say apart from you read some books about women?

"the first sip from the glass of science will make one an athiest. but at the bottom, God is waiting."

slightly smart people are athiests
freakish geniuses are overwhelmingly religious

copealone

good blog

fedpol is all over this one

If that were true and you were so sure then you would be shorting it with leverage

Eastenders is unrealistic and an outdated view of east London because there's no darkies

Weird how the BBC haven't enforced their diversity agenda into the program

My life may be a failure in regards to women but at least I'm not a smelly neet

im already known by the feds on a first name basis mate

>freakish geniuses are overwhelmingly religious
no they're not
this is a religious cope

like I said, they don't believe that god is an old bearded man in the sky though

this guy... always talking about his 'strawmen'

smelly neets with smelly neet gfs are less bitter and angry than you though.

Fucking roaring at some of these clips holy fuck

fedpol is a different level to your local constabulary

if they actually made a realistic depiction of east london than it would likely provoke a referendum on whether East London should be nuked or not. The answer is yes btw so long as it doesnt cross the river.

what strain?, been contemplating a small grow but im shitting it about the smell

I hate this day and age, this bitch got a man suspended for stopping her faggotry.

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just a neet then?

fedpol dont chase class c drug cultivators mate

why haven't you been put in prison

go read the previous thread if you're too lazy to read it the first time i'm not going to put effort into finding it for you another time.
>so sure
where have i ever said so sure? It's an irrational speculative market I have no idea what is going on. Don't make the mistake of mistaking what people are willing to pay for something with how good it is.
it is not demeaning it's providing perspective. not sure why that's confusing for you. it's like saying ohh no i'm so scared of getting killed by a tourist in london and then someone saying actually etc etc.
The people who bring up my virginity etc week after week are you lot. I ahve said many times I regret blogging when this gimmick was first developing and have nipped that in the bud especially as I started developing anti-blogging gimmicks. you're welcome to crticise me and I will engage with you but do not create imaginary scenarios just so you can feel slighted.

it's for the lumpenproles. They know the EastEnders audience doesn't buy into 'progressive' politics where as the average doctor who viewer does.

drugs often fund terrorism
you have to think outside the box to work for fedberg

how does one acquire a paki girlfriend?

nigger i buy weed from surely sends his money to ISIS

women hate nothing more than being reminded of their condition

be a paki
they don't date outside their race

How did you know? Ain't been to church in years. don't even know which kind to go back to, grown up in the pentecostal but their message just ain't for me. Not going Catholic either

Big props to Euler, Gauss and the rest. Atheist these day don't even consider the metaphysical side. Can't touch it, can't rationalise it from my material point of view so it doesn't exist

It's a bit of an inbetween state. You both acknowledge something is there and you're exploring it without putting an official label like "relationship" on it.

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if he's a paki then he might use it to fund bomb making equipment

as a middle class white boy who's never done drugs, I can confidently say that's the least of your worries desu

>Big props to Euler, Gauss and the rest.
Heard this on a grime track.

he'd always go on about hitting on hundreds of girls and getting rejected because he looks like diego. here's one
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na thats only the proper pakis with smelly parents and you dont want to pull those anyway, there are plenty of qt integrated paki girls

The problem is only that Diego can and does tell others to blog on even when they're answering questions. It's apparently only him who is exempt from this.

she looks familiar

I don't think you actually had any other point, but I cba to look either.

Think I had the chance to shag this paki girl at my old work but for some reason I didnt pursue it, I really regret it because she was quite qt and had a nice arse.

In fact now that I think about it I might have her number somewhere

It would get called racist as well for showing a realistic depiction of African teenagers stabbing each other

Never overlook a cute paki girl who's rejected her background and been disowned by her parents. The ultimate shag.

only buy drugs from Irish lads
can't trust the blacks

The last time we discussed this was in December and btc was $3300 and eth was $84, so..

>im not a neet, I’m a “landlord”

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just wanna fuck one

>landlord is a job

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I see, so there's an emotional bond on the edge of turning sexual and serious, or a sexual bond turning into an emotional one?

proto-proto-gf has a new vid up

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advantages of pakis girls:
they probably hate jews and blacks
disadvantages of paki girls:
they are pakis

Spencer, help! I've been stabbed!

that's the least of your worries desu, I watched 24 hours in A&E last night and there was this bloke who got hit by a bus

want to smell her arsehole

coinpill me on bnb

just got this email im fucking crushed

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use good carbon filters for your extraction and theres barely any smell until it comes to harvest, then you cant avoid the scent but i just do 6 month leases on properties so after a couple harvests when it starts getting bait im gone

dont want to bait my ways out on here but a combination of luck and being prepared to stay one step ahead of the law. i’ve been doing this for 6 years

landlordtoil beckons

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she needs a shower

*leans back and massages my temples*

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rorke give it a rest will you