You wake up in Ashgabat, the glorious capital of Turkmenistan, greeted by the statue of president Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow
You wake up in Ashgabat, the glorious capital of Turkmenistan...
James White
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Aaron Turner
Looking out the window, you notice that there are no annoying cars, nor people on the streets, only peace, quiet and prosperity as far as the eye can see
Austin Morgan
You look around your spacious flat, and the first thing your eyes behold is the state-approved portrait of the nation's glorious leader. He's as beautiful as ever.
Carson Lewis
You turn on the television. Channel 1 (out of the total 3 you are allowed to watch) puts you back in touch with recent events in Turkmenistan. The news anchor reminds you that the industry is booming. Sure, gas and electricity are no longer free, because the glorious leader can no longer afford to let his people indulge in such pleasures, but if the government says you are doing fine, who are you to disagree? In fact, you're gonna go put in some work for the president!
Owen Young
Golly gee, it sure feels good to be one of the lucky few who can afford a car! Getting to work has never been so easy. Unfortunatetly, you weren't allowed to paint it any colour but white, because the president doesn't want bright colours to spoil his city of white marble.
Jace Barnes
A police car comes up behind you, and you worryingly pull over. You get all tense in your seat, hoping that you haven't accidentally broken any traffic laws, but then realize something several times worse is probably about to happen.
Aiden Long
The policeman appears disappointed. He reveals that the secret service has been following you closely for a while. Having found out that you've been illegally using the internet to browse the forbidden website known as "Jow Forums", they've requested your arrest. He smiles ironically before throwing you in the back of the cruiser.
Adam Stewart
You are taken out of Ashgabat and into the wide, scorching-hot Turkmen desert. Lawbreaking worms aren't supposed to be anywhere near the capital, so they're taking you in a place more fitting for a man of your caliber.
Kevin Miller
The maximum security prison of Turkmenistan is just like you remember it. You often came here to to torture political opponents and dissenting journalists, the likes of those who dared spread misinformation about life in the Turkmen world. My, how the tables have turned!
Caleb Myers
You realize that you are probably not going to get out of here alive. Alas, all good things come to an end, but you deserved it anyway.
Eli Evans
No, excuse me, officer, I think there was a mixup. See, I don't browse Jow Forums, I browse 4channel instead.
Noah Hughes
The American ambassador to Turkmenistan has been capturing streetview. Might be interesting to see the places most foreigners can't go.
Anthony Hill
No, you can look it up later.
Carter Collins
>ywn be a central asian dictator
Thomas Collins
Ian King
Meme country
David Reyes
>ywn build a giant gold statue of yourself that rotates to face the sun
>ywn rename the days of the week after your relatives
>ywn ban all books except for the ones you wrote
Evan Thompson
>ywn create a giant mechanical statue of said books that opens every day to keep the sheeple indoctrinated
Henry Evans
>you're walking through your high quality neighbourhood with a high standard of living when this man runs up to you and says "you keeping fit brah? best not catch you smoking, look after yourself"
what do?
Daniel Harris
> ywn launch your book into space
> ywn make that book mandatory reading for the driving licence
> ywn name your dentist as the heir to your absolute rule
> ywn create a poetry prize and award it to yourself
> ywn build an ice palace with penguinsbin the desert
I just wanted to be based
Tyler Garcia
Thanks, btw would he be imprisoned if he caught capturing streetview?
Jackson Roberts
I wonder if the Ruhnama is actually worth reading. A physical copy goes for about $15.
Gabriel Peterson
He's pretty vocal about his activities so probably not.