>No judge. I didn't run over that woman with my car. I just gave her a surprise ride on my windshield.
So this is how things are done in Burgerlandia.
No judge. I didn't run over that woman with my car. I just gave her a surprise ride on my windshield
Julian James
Ian Perry
Isnt it dumb comparing something from your game with something thats illegal in usa?
Leo Howard
except that when you buy kinder eggs you always got chocolate and a nice toy inside
or at least it was like that when I was kid, last time I've seen kinder egg opened there was a fucking 9 piece puzzle inside
Parker Thomas
>last time I've seen kinder egg opened there was a fucking 9 piece puzzle inside
How?
Kevin Roberts
ask italians they make that shit
Jason Flores
Kinder toys are shittier every year. Now it's often just a two piece toy without moving parts. Lazy niggers
Wyatt Martin
yes but often kinder egg toys are part of a collection you are trying to complete and some of the toys in the collection are much rarer than others
Jose Sanchez
This was the best line.
Prove me wrong
Caleb Ortiz
But Kinder eggs are illegal in murrica
Easton Harris
I remember these and also some fucking hippos
Cameron Sullivan
>Prove me wrong
нy изи ecли чecтнo
Aiden Sanders
Smurfs were the best, hippos second, dolphins fucking last
Justin Ortiz
What are those? Are they from real Kinder?
Christian Sullivan
I remember these as well
think I still have a bunch in my dad's house... there were some lions as well who wore like safari clothes
Landon White
дa, выпycкaли вpoдe дo кoнцa 90ых, нy или пo кpaйнeй мepe в пocт cccp были
Gavin Foster
DLC is probably safer than kinder eggs.
Lucas Price
>moments from the UK's investigation
I always suspected Jow Forums was illiterate, but now I have proof
Aiden Powell
I totally forgot about these.
Kevin Gutierrez
Based Shapiro
Samuel Edwards
Didn't kinder eggs kill some kids in Europe recently? Doesn't seem that ethical.
Hunter Harris
Oh hell yes, I have some of these in one of my buckets of kinder egg toys
Luke Morris
And you always get something from loot boxes. That's the distinction they're making between loot boxes and something that is undeniably gambling, like a slot machine.
I want to see them fuck off as well, but I'm not going to ignore their arguments or pretend they're faulty.
Ethan Williams
>So this is how things are done in Burgerlandia.
>All video games are made in America and all decisions are made by Americans
Mason Davis
We are one of the few countries actually standing up to these companies though.
Bentley James
Mayne he could....I knew a girl who was allergic to chocolate.
Parker Evans
Give it a few more years. It will be a sticker of a horse like a shitty cracker jack prize.
Jacob Walker
Yes, a froglette died from a kinder egg.
But...SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!!
Kayden Thompson
>has semi autonomic rifles
>can't defend liberty to have kinder eggs
Henry Morales
Kinder eggs are loot boxes
Sebastian Mitchell
>The embedded non-nutritive objects in these confectionery products may pose a public health risk as the consumer may unknowingly choke on the object[45]
Hmmm
Julian Mitchell
where is EA from, anons?
Liam Martin
>Kinder eggs
Whelp, looks like they'll have to be banned in the US now.
Nathan Johnson
DICE are the developers and they’re Swedish.
Henry Long
DICE is a subsidiary of EA.