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*unkills doug*

when i'm in public i ogle every woman i see

*posts in the new thread*

Not a single boob can escape my gaze when I'm on the street

big fan of this twitter gimmick with yank celebrities

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*mutters 'trip on'*

*shits on my hand on tosses it at the poster below*

never been id'd for a drink in my life
knowing my luck it will happen tonight

do you look away when they clock you?

whenever I get even the slightest chance with a girl I perceive to be objectively quite attractive I pussy out
I won’t be happy until I have a gf I know is uglier than me

tune

youtube.com/watch?v=v5tr_L31StI

aye

Did this Mark Field MP do wrong, lads? Or is it just about which political side you take?

*Points and laughs at the pooey lad getting ID'd*

you should try on one outing not looking away, see how you feel and what reactions you get

once apologised to a girl who caught me looking at her cleavage

square

based George is a very astute gentleman actually
he's made obscene amounts of money from a cooking device he's probably never even used or owned himself

what he did is irrelevant
it's white man in a position of power vs woman again

lads, I want you to meet NgUwU

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have adopted this thing where if someone asks me indignantly if I'm doing X, I just reply "that's right" and then they let me away with it most of the time. It's pretty great.

lads is it sad for me to hit the town by myself tonight? my boys are too soy and addicted to vidya & porn to chase tail or even have a good laugh w me

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Weddingtoil tomorrow

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based
only been called out once for it and laughed it off

Reckon no matter what side you're on, it's pretty bad form to lay your hands on a woman just for non-aggressively protesting. Although there is a huge double where MPs like Prescott can chin a man for egging him but if you give a woman a little shove it's outrageous.

Reckon if he was a labour or libdem man he'd be getting the same shit, so its a gender issue not a left/right one.

>finish toil for the week
>go home
>crack open a cold one
>login to /brit/
my favourite part of the week

first of all FOLC
second of all yeah do it just say you got separated if anyone asks

>lads is it sad for me to hit the town by myself tonight?
Not as sad as your bent mates

who's the lucky guy? x

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Reddit has entered the thread

I went to a rave by myself once
It was alright. Dont know if I’d like a pub though since you have to actually talk to people

Me cousin

fucked it

>Cold lager
Bit plebian.

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that colour lel

you're marrying your cousin? thats fucked up

>it’s pretty great

just by putting these three words at the end of your post you outed yourself as a poncey southerner freak
please leave and don’t come back

2 is peng

ahm doon a wee shite innae

Ant people presumably are all related via their queen anyway.

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tits on that lass with the black top

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Don't be a cheeky cunt you dickhead

Based jet airways maybe coming back according to a rorke news source

Stop posting the slags guys, you're really forcing my hand here (wanking hand that is).

100 grams of scampi fries down the gullet

rancid trollops

Mental how if /brit/ split into /NorfBrit/ and /SoufBrit/ they would still be the most active threads on the board, and everyone in them would be happier.

hate that all women have this vaguely orange look to them these days cus of makeup. wish it wasn't a thing.

Always pay for more expensive flights so I don't have to fly an arab or chinese airline

sorry lad thought you were in on the joke
i was obviously implying that you were going to your own gay wedding

feel as if the word “trollop” should see the same usage as “slut”, “whore”, and so on

struggling to find a nice secluded spot near my new gaff where I can spark up a massive boofter

A post of utter bollocks.

Saffron Barker

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Reckon /ukg/ is better than /brit/ 2bh we should officially switch it to that

grouping north england and scotland would only create further tension

FOLC what??
yeah wish there was some decent raves here. 90% of the time clubs here just play big house rap pop bullshit

3D """women""" are fucking repulsive

Of course you do, and that's why you've been forcing it as a gimmick for the past 3 days rather than having sex.

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Meant to be going to a barbecue but having second thoughts

/blog

howling

youtube.com/watch?v=2Ers7JSQRPE
howling

Haha wow lad have you ever considered a career in comedy?
Just kidding lad fuck off

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where do you live

Eastern euro barista in cafe nero's quite the good looking chap. Feel like an absolute runt next to him.

Always felt at least a small amount of solidarity with Scots against the southern tyrant. Is it not mutual?

Yeah same as here. There were a couple good spots in dublin but they closed down, now only small venues do raves

>dougs here
>homealone isnt
yeah thats a major yikes
*closes tab*

>A Met Police officer who knocked a teenager off a moped while employing a new ramming tactic could face criminal charges

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It's not Doug you need to worry about, believe me

Remember the story he was cleared in five minutes by the inquiry panel.

i like doug

*patiently waits to be accused of strawmaning*

Fair clarification but it shouldn't even come to that 2bh.

Dios mio...

I like me too

The most damning indictment of Doug yet seen.

Toil has ended. Currently gorging on potato wedges and a cheeseburger

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Toil ceases
Gym toil arises

Such is the cyclical suffering of existoil

drugs here

Got no need for drugs. High on both life, and my love for our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

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Leftypol gets a fucking good seeing to.

Will kill myself when my pc breaks. Can't deal with the stress.