>Be a light skinned pardozilian
>You love anglo-saxons and germanic people more than anything
>Your name is João Severino Souza Silva Santos
>Thinks "my skin is lighter than Pele's, maybe they will accept me!"
>Looks to the mirror: looks like a tunisian or a moroccan
>Starts to cry
>Hears that the South received some germans during the XIX century
>Thinks: there is hope!!
>Starts to spam on the internet that the South is germanic
>Starts to modify Wikipedia articles about german-brazilians to change the number from 5 million to 14 million without giving any sources for your claims
>In all Youtube videos about Brazil you type "the south is white and germanic!"
>Starts to planning your trip to the South to know your germanic paradise
>Arrives in the South
>90% of the people are pardos, muttalians, araberians and mulattoes
>Starts to cry
>Kill yourself
The Monkeyzilian´s saga
Asher Walker
Luis Nelson
Interested.
Brandon Lee
não me importava de demolir esse rabo.
Jonathan Nguyen
what a funny country
Ayden Foster
you got banted so hard yesterday you created a new pasta?
dayum nigga, now go report posts for racism, muh dood
Joseph Brown
> be brazilian(black)
> be shot
Christopher Campbell
Why are they so insecure? Just accept your mutt status lmao
Ayden Turner
We're raised from childhood hearing that Europeans are superior, therefore we must strive to be Europeans.
Aaron Ramirez
>that Europeans
With blonde hair and blue eyes
MEDs aren´t see as worthy of being imitated
Zachary Gray
Being european and skin color are two different things. If you're swarthy you can still LARP as an italian or spanish which are no less EVROPEAN than some swede