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GANG

shoot yourself you yank dickhead

cracking post

fucked a girl lads

right up the fanny

@homealone
Yes i notice it more
But as someone in a very analytical statistics and logic heavy job i was probably a bit more system 2 engaged than the man on the street

THE WOLRD ...
IS CHANGING ...(!)

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teehee i'm much more clever than everyone else btw

For me, its Jeremy Hunt.
Despite his junior doctor blunders he is far more statesman like and looks less of a buffoon than Boris

>In a cover story for New York magazine, published on Friday, journalist and Elle advice columnist E Jean Carroll recounts an incident more than two decades ago in which Donald Trump, then–real-estate executive, allegedly assaulted her in a dressing room of the Bergdorf Goodman department store.
That's it. He's DONE!

don't resign from toil. only leave if you find a new job that way it doesnt hurt you but gives them work to do

His wife is so fit

BASED RETARD HAHA

Persians shooting down an American drone in the Persian gulf absolutely vile, need to invade Iran ASAP

hole lee ping

wish i was eating some chicken wings from kfc right now

brainlet cope

what takeaway should i get

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as if I wouldn't have in any case?

>u wanna flied lice brade rannah?

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suffering a very painful anima projection

going for a test drive tomorrow

paki food

a really shite one

A strong madras, stuffed paratha and a keema naan. Maybe a bag of chips for soaking up extra sauce if you're shameless.

opinions are like arseholes

i only care about men's ones

omelette from a Chinese

Me and the lads getting ready to kill some yanks

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Cool

iranians are persians

lads ... it's Friday!

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you lads do much DIY?
any good at it?
me? could probably easily be a tradesman if I felt like it. already have most of the tools and equipment.
wouldn't like being outdoors in the winter though, not one bit, see you later
would be nice if you could do jobs like that seasonally

could do wheelies around you in a debate on any topic
know your place

Yea mate I DIY sex all the time

Ham egg and chips from the chinkers

the whip

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fucking hell

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how bent is one of these?

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is it worse to fuck your mate's sister or his mum?

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don't mind pride when it's like this

but everyone at that folsom festival in san francisco needs to be gassed

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>could probably easily be a tradesman if I felt like it
yeah it not hard to get work if you know a few people. I advise doing labouring jobs first though before going college or whatever. Reason i say this is because when i did the odd bit of labouring i found out quickly tradies are morons and for me, were unbearble to work with. Same with retail. You might like it and im not knocking you for that but you need to be able to get on with the general workforce of a workplace

Are you an asian mum with a rich husband?

no to all four

Pistachio nuts with sushi is peng

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sister

mum is experienced and old enough to do whatever she wants

younger generation need protection and guidance

THERE IS LITERALLY A CHILD IN THIS PIC ... THINK OF HER

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I don't want to be a tradesman. you only read half my post. blew your load early lad.

Sure it is (don't believe you)

Just looked into the sun for 10 mins eyes hurt now abit

>long battle with nits

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those big circular rainbow blankets wre so fun in primary school

repost

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doubt it

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Put on some suncream xx

watching a two week old episode of the one show. harry hill says you get too many chips with your fish and chips. matt baker, emma willis and jamie cullum disagree

Remember when rainbows were something for Christians and children?

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soypol WON'T be happy with all of those epic game designers

chips, sausage and wedge of cheese for dinner

i want to shag a 45-50 year old woman so fucking bad lads, how hard are they to attain and whats my best approach? (im not ugly)

decided to die on july 10th

On my eyes? Retard

Happy to see Brad Pitt didnt make that list. Very underrated character actor

Wish I could look at and admire the natural beauty of rainbows without being reminded that bent freaks have adopted it as a symbol for their disgusting life choices

bale shouldnt be on there

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Said I would stay sober tonight not sure its gonna happen lol

Cheer up sunshine whats got you down
No I remember it being light

Just flatter them heavily and take them out for cocktails

Also trying to do the same
Been on it all week, need a break

>Do you know the boy who sent the letter? Email [email protected]

sex

3 muller corners right down the gullet

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poo

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you never see an ugly gay couple on the telly

My mate asked me my top 5 films and I told him truthfully. He googled them then called me a pseud.

Not sure how to respond now.

Any birds in that need seeing to? Get at me

a monumental loss to the country, no doubt about it. I shall weep for you and your fellow suiciders x

shame to see filthyfrank on there, he knew when to get out and then became a very successful singer

Anxiety is so bad I'm eating half as much as usual and even that is force fed

Literally no different to picking up anyone else

why isn't stephen king on there

hate that cunt

Not fond of the banana one. Chocolate flakes nah not a fan really however the strawberry one with the white flakes is succulent and the standard chocolate balls one is bland but you're liking it anyway

>having a top 5

Apparently British Airways long haul are absolute shite, and reserving a seat starts at £26 mental (most of them are £34-£44 and these are just normal seats)

>no karl lagerfeld
>no george lucas
>no anna wintour

memey to say the least

Well he asked for a top 5, so I gave him some of my favourites/most memorable

just breathed

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Just blinked

Why are you anxious lad?

go on then, impress us

yeh but you dont find women that age on tinder and dont come across many on nights out, also the lads wouldnt let me live it down if they witnessed it

good list
lots of postmodern nonsense on there

oi! heard a rumour about you!

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