How do I stop being a deer in the highlights and come up with good comebacks...

In the internet in general. I used to be witty and able to deliver ownage but now I just blank out when trying to respond.

Tell them to kys and move on. It's an internet stranger online, who cares what a faggot thinks about you.

It feels weak though. I don’t want to basically say grr I’m angry and then leave. I want to destroy them with words.

i don't know some people are just born to spit vitriol. it's not supposed to be a talent that you're proud of.

plus i got a lot more respect for people that can swallow their words and feelings for the day of retribution in the future. gotta watch out for those fuckers for real.

I think it's better for you to just not care. Just call them subhuman or something idk

They want to fuck with you, just respond k and move on

Cope.

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Do what I do. Make it super fucking awkward. If they come away from the interaction feeling as uncomfortable as you feel, that's a win. If someone calls you retarded agree with them. Ask them if there's a cure. Start telling them you suspected for years but needed someone to come out and tell you. Ask them if there's a special school you should be in. Tell them you need their help to deal with your retardation. If it gets past that and they havn't walked away in shame and disbelief, start fake crying and try to get them to hug you.

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Talk to more people, unironically
Just having discussion with your friends and having a bit of banter will get you developing some quick wit

tfw went to majority black school and flaming each other was how you moved up in the social hierarchy and if you could not talk shit you were mercilessly roasted.

It literally was 12 years of having to improve my observation skills, comedic timing and wit.

I don't know if I still got it, but I was pretty good at back in the day and occasional it comes out by accident with friends and they say I'm "savage" but they're light jabs so perhaps people aren't use to this anymore and this culture has died? Dunno.

Throw out any debate rules or fallacy avoidance. When roasting the goal is humor, and the funniest and wittiest wins. My advice for unfounded attacks on your intelligence is to counter with an attack on appearance. If that's not possible attach to any fault you notice, be that voice, writing style, etc. Don't just be offensive though, you need to be funny so use metaphors, reference pop culture if possible, and use the context of the situation to your full advantage; there's humor in everything.

read book

lol actually based

I got bullied a lot growing up. The only way I could win is by going along with it and taking all the joy out of bullying. They do it to get a reaction out of you. Not reacting will only escalate the bullying. You end it by making it weird. One time I was getting beat up behind the gym in high school. At first they were just pushing me around but than one of them punched me in the stomach. The only way I could think to end it was to get really into it. I started started shouting shit like "yes, more please" and "can I have another." When I got to "I am so turned on right now" it officially hit weird and they stopped. I walked away with a few bruises and they never bothered me again.

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Drink alcohol.