/brit/

so are non-white men

Need my knob busted.

CARETAKERS SEETHING HAHAHAHA
>for free

I'd pistol whip this wigger druggie in the head and then throw him off a bridge

Creasing

Misogynist prick women aren't human they're a part of nature like a mushroom, and mushroom is nature's oldest artwork don't you know? I love women but this is true, it's simple as that.

No, on the real though.
You smarten your act the fuck up in my company.
Or there are gonna be real consequences.

Good post bro

poo willers bumholes and pakis

Thinking about Emma Watson’s farts again lads.

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got a dr oetker in the oven and i've added extra stuff to it lads

janny just singlehandedly killed /brit/
we had about 90 IPs posting before he decided to be a cunt

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Contemplating a wank.

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put in a good graft on the fitbit today lads

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Who even uses these Amazon Alexa/google home sort of stuff?
You see it shilled HARD everywhere yet I don't get the utility

wanker

It was memed into a thing

normoids
they are selling them for 99p now on amazon
99p for your very own government listening device
bargain!

New Big Joel video

youtube.com/watch?v=C1rEtk0b4tw

if you have a heart attack and are on the floor with paramedics trying to save you, members of the public will film you dying such is the state of our insectoid society

>luv Jannies
>ate Br*ts
simple as

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been trying to induce one for a while now
no luck

good job that I never leave the house

how many wanks was that

bid on a car on ebay and it looks like I'm gonna win but I don't want it anymore hahahaha

Paki bloke in a dress.

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you can message them and ask to have your bids withdrawn

watching bettany hughes' lovely big chebs on channel 5

Right. I’m off for a wank.

Visiting my family they have the TV on all the time and there are always ads with these home boxes involved.
Not even commercials about these devices but for other things like pizza or whatever else where they are treated like a totally normal ubiquitous thing.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1561148415581.webm
Tim being slagged off by the Twitch streamer who ordered his pizzas

why are you such a vindictive narcissist?
you constantly whine here about not having friends, then you doxx the only person who gave you the time of day because he wouldn't give you discount on a mercedes. why are you such a cunt?

This bloke is fucking obsessed with Tim at that. Keeps talking about how he'd beat him up, makes images of him, etc.

>watching television

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How much lad?

Post his name i'll ruin his life right quikc

when did tim say get the bloody hell away from me

>not watching this

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kaneisnotgood

haven't wanked yet today but I'll be home on 20 minutes to do a big one

for me it's Left 4 Dead 1

kyary lads ww@

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Earlier, he was chased
youtube.com/watch?v=D44qQygEzfQ&t=445

I think one of the guys from the building site next door came over to chat to tim to try and talk the issues out, but Tim, ever the low IQ schizophrenic, ran away yelling "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"

>When someone mocking a lolcow turns into one themselves

the guy in the video went to his house and started harassing him

video uploaded earlier today when one of the foremen or builders tried to talk to him

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Just report his stream for making fun of a middle aged mentally ill person

no he didn't

Getting a HIM heartagram tattoo on me wrist

I'll be right back

very sad state of affairs

>using children to forward your agenda
can rightoids sink any lower?

Is he a partnered streamer? Twitch takes harassment seriously and nobody deserves to mess about with Tim. He'd get indefinitely suspended if there's evidence of him ordering the pizzas, sad how Tim's gone from gleefully opening a card from his online friends to this shit.

Imagine if they made 300 today
A gang of Anglos larping as Greeks and slaughtering hordes of faceless contemptible wogs of questionable sexuality.

He has a discord where they plan how to abuse Tim too

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getting flashbacks to when /brit/ was good

okay first of all, no ten year old would write like that, and second of all, the tails indicate that it's been written by a girl
"""Matthew"""
give over his mum wrote this

2 is just an improvement in every way
it even includes the first games maps

used to be a regular watcher of Tim back in the Marlow days and witnessed some good kino but I literally never ever click on the links these days but don't feel like I've missed out on much just the same nonsense repeatedly

Implying that leftoids don't do the exact same thing?

get the triangle on one arm and the heart on the other

Matt and Jim, the lads

my most sincere apologies

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absolutely pathetic hahaha even the most delusional brexiteer doesn't believe that's real

shit myself when i went to probation because i thought they'd drug test me since ive been smoking crack every day but all the woman did was talk to me about her cats. based middle aged cat lady.

Lmao saw loads of uncomfortable confused looking kids at the pride parade last week

*feeds his kid puberty blockers*

Remember when Tusk got one of these

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cokelad

B U M
U
M

sick isn't it

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This made me incredibly sad

Business idea: Shitpost letters to politicians whilst posing as a six year old

Yeah I was thinking that. They ban even for off-site behaviour.

this guy needs his jaw relocated to LEO

#pizzagate

What books you lot reading then?

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twitter.com/KaneLacey

this is the guy harassing Tim and sending him takeaways

If you look at 1 with melee weapons included it definitely beats 2
But the original game had very specific aspects (like how the guns looked) that were all updated and lost with 2

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LOTR Return of the King

He's streaming and being confronted on it all.

crying to interstellar again

graphics were worse retard