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all you rednecks, shut the fuck up.
all you rednecks, shut the fuck up.
youtube.com/watch?v=VjDwit8ryEA

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LOL

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Should i go to an outdoor movie tonight showing "wont you be my neighbor"?

this the /cum/ zone?

Nope. Better watch anime or a serious movie documentary.

Yeap.

rad

>namefag replies to me

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youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI

so not you

Mark is a God.

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I hate my gf's friends so damn much bros

Watching minority report at my kino station

Howdy

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what foods go with a double IPA?

howdy...

beyond meat "burger"

tofu

dick

Just started feeling dizzy while driving and the headlights and sun filtering through the trees is so dazzling. Just parked in a random lot rn no clue whats going on. It almost feels like a migraine coming on.

White fish, rice pilaf and lightly seasoned asparagus

I'm trying to grow a jalapeno plant this summer

strongly considering buying a house buds
it's a 4-bed so if i rent out three rooms i should be able to cover rent no problem and pay like 1/3 as much to cover my own end as i'm currently paying for my apartment

This pile of shit

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>cover rent
***cover THE MORTGAGE
stuck with my gay renter's brain lmao

Good job

dubs wins, but there are two of you...

yeah but then you have to deal with fuckin weird ass roommates

THIS pile of shit

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do you know how to talk to girls? please give tips on what they like to talk about

They like to talk about boys and petty drama

I'm sick of living in a fucking elevated box and they'd help me slowly pay off a mortgage and gain equity
Plus it's a big house in a nice location that I wouldn't mind raising a family in eventually

only fag hags want to talk to boys about boys and petty drama

yeah there are certainly benefits. it's ok if you can find some nerds you can get along with.

I've considered doing something like that, except buying a duplex and renting out part of it since it would cover the mortgage if I built it right.

soymilk and a dildo up the ass

i don't get along with nerds lol

retaking my drug test tomorrow. hope this time i can fill the line

t. incel who doesn't know any girls

Horsemilk and a block of tofu up the add.

god i want to buy a small vibrator but are they worth $100?

good for you, drink up before you guy to make it easier

Hell, rusky are celebrating that Iran have destroyed US army's aircraft so much, like they already occupied US and put all americans into the gulag.

just be yourself

you can get vibrators for far less than $100

t. vibrator pro

LMAO

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i'm the biggest chad of /cum/

Why? What does it mean for Russia?

would stick a vibrator up her tight little ass just to make her squeal

Russia and Iran are informal allies due to aligned strategic interests in the middle east, and more generally they're glad to see the US showing weakness

Don't you know America is biggest enemy for rusky? They blame US for all their problems as well.

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goddamn do I hate spics. thank god for trump

finna barbecue some stuffed peppers, pepper crusted steaks, and ribs for the 4th

thx fren

just finished my puzzle
i wish they were cheaper because i finish them in a few days

>Precedent was made by Iran - pindoses did nothing so now we can shoot down their aircrafts too.
>Well dome Iran it was exelent hit into cunning, american snout

Puzzles are like 12 bucks at target

if you could, for one day, post with the chinese flag on Jow Forums.

what would you say?

that's a lot of money

i don't know what "just be yourself" means

ok i have my nickname ready

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it's interesting when turks shot down their plane and killed pilot all that they did was forbidding turkish tomatoes, ahah.

do you tomato soup

finished the evening skincare routine buds

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bruh if i buy this house for $500k after down payment on a 30yr mortgage and rent out 3/4 rooms for $750 apiece
i'll actually be making money every month lmao (only about $150, but it's better than paying rent)

if i start making good money myself i can make lump sum payments of up to 15% of the original principal per year without prepayment charges, and pay it off in like 4-6 years depending on when i start doing that

still looking for the catch, this is looking like a very sweet deal

I want to eat pussy. I want to have sex. I WANT A GIRL TO TOUCH MY PENIS!

and people bitch about boomers doing it..

nice, you all ready to suck dick now?

Watch as many movies about getting laid as possible it unironically helped me.

I think 40 y/o virgin has the most useful lessons in it and I credit it with causing 2 of my friends to lose their v cards. I showed each of them the movie and they both ended up getting laid around 1-3 months later

catch is taxes are a pain in the ass (at least in the US), you don't know if you can trust the roommates to not do stupid shit, you're mostly liable for repair costs, household commodities degrade 4x faster with four people using them. Otherwise financially sounds pretty based

What's your routine

Early christians were commies and comrade Peter, the Supreme Ruler, killed all the dissidents using supernatural powers.

I just read that in the book of Acts of the Apostles. Apparently, early christians shared absolutely everything with each other. Any private property was sold, the money given to Church, and the Church redistributed everything according to each one need:

"All the believers were together and had everything in common. They sold property and possessions to give to anyone who had need." - Acts 2:44-45

"All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had." - Acts 4:32

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"(...) For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need." - Acts 4:34-35

But one day, a man decided to sell a property, but didn't wanted to give all the money to the Church, but wanted to keep some for himself. So, Peter decides to kill him using his X-men supernatural abilities given by Jesus:

"Now a man named Ananias, together with his wife Sapphira, also sold a piece of property. With his wife’s full knowledge he kept back part of the money for himself, but brought the rest and put it at the apostles’ feet. Then Peter said, “Ananias, how is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit and have kept for yourself some of the money you received for the land? Didn’t it belong to you before it was sold? And after it was sold, wasn’t the money at your disposal? (...)” When Ananias heard this, he fell down and died. And great fear seized all who heard what had happened. Then some young men came forward, wrapped up his body, and carried him out and buried him." - Acts 5:1-6

Not even the wife is spared:

"About three hours later his wife came in, not knowing what had happened. Peter asked her, “Tell me, is this the price you and Ananias got for the land?” “Yes,” she said, “that is the price.” Peter said to her, “How could you conspire to test the Spirit of the Lord? Listen! The feet of the men who buried your husband are at the door, and they will carry you out also.” At that moment she fell down at his feet and died. Then the young men came in and, finding her dead, carried her out and buried her beside her husband. Great fear seized the whole church and all who heard about these events." - Acts 5:7-11

Based Saint Peter. I approve him as my Pope

use a cleanser then moisturize in the evening; those 2 plus sunscreen in the morning

im bored

need frens to play csgo with

Are you really gonna get approved for a 500k loan if you're "not making good money" yourself?

property taxes aren't that bad. they're not a catch, user.

dunno why but the kids love me on csgo

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Meant the filing of income collected for owning rental properties when doing taxes

i bet your braincells won't last. i bet they cling to the trash

how2 make my voice more femenine

i stopped playing CSGO after I realized all my teammates were 14-16 year olds

he can just do it under the table

your favorite planet?

but they are hilarious