Post your name

>post your name
>rate
>be rated

I start, my name is Henrique

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my name is Henrique
10

Marijuana Pepsi

Ian

more?

Bo (short for Bob)

Oleg

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>Muhammad

4/10
8/10

Poo (short for Paul)

Alfie

8/10

Jacob

I hate these name threads because I’ll never have a real name. No, my parents didn’t name me after some Star Wars or game of thrones character, or even some video game or other pop culture shit.
You know what my parents named me?
Dunaujvaros.
Yes, my parents named me after an artificial city in Hungary. Why? Because that’s where they grew up in and met.
Yes, my parents are retards from Hungary. Yes, I stopped speaking Hungarian after I moved out (my dad would slap me if I spoke to him in English at home) No, I will not forgive them, No I will not ever have a girlfriend for more than 6 months because no one can take a girl seriously when they know she’s dating a man named Dunaujvaros.
At least my friends call me “Varos” or “D”. At least I escaped inceldom

Seidenhans Würgelmann

7/10
Jonas

thanks

Ramaditya Muhammad

Yasser
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I know a Russian boy named Oleg, I think he is autist, but is a nice guy, though I would mock him at school (may I be punished for this since I deserve it)

7
100000000000

god i want to stick my penis inside her so bad

10/10 for meme name

whiter than you

I was born in Finland to Finnish parents that named me Aku. 3 years later this guy came into existence and ruined my already stupid name.

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9/10 two of my favorite engineers were named Oleg (Oleg losev, Oleg antonov

Anthony

Ricardo

6/10
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>Biblic name
2/10
4/10
4/10
>Ramaditya
7/10
>Muhammad
3/10
soudns like some moor name
>5/10
10/10 you win

lol epic

João. Go figure.

Saifallah

alexander

at least vote for another guy you lazy fucks

Thomas but most people call me Tom.
I know an Ian IRL who posts on Jow Forums, are you him?

My name is Diego Blanco.

Carlos

Logan

My name is Gabriel.

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Marcus

my name is jacob too. if you're attractive it is a really good name to have. girls love a hot jacob.

Fala aí, Marcus seu vira lata

Are you from Manchester?

Hello fellow Ya'aqovs.
t. James

>João

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Ferdinand

Kara

Aisha

Mais respeito comigo, seu moleque.

Cal

Haktor

Lewis

Change it then

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I know a Thomas irl who pos

posts on Jow Forums

I like these. I was named after my New Zealand military commander grandpa. Pic related

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I’m sorry but who names a child Condensed

My name is Hiroki

10/10

My name is Rosen

Pedro Nuñez

Christian

Kek, foreigners can't say Vinicius
So I tell them my last name

vee-nee-cee-us

Hugo.

Derek

3/10

1/10

9.5/10

You should grow a mustache

Í S A F J Ö R Ð U R

9/10

7/10

6/10

7/10

7.5/10

Vernon

filename joker

8/10

Andrew

Ouh, man, I'm sorry, but "cal" means "crap" in Russian

Valentina

10/10.
Jordan

Stephen

Be my gf/10

I'm Federico btw ;)

be my Valentine(a)

Edgar

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Lea

Gaius Cassius Longinus
Yes I fucking hate gauls

Intellectual name

Mark

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Indeed

Bartolomeu Stavrofor

Bryan Scott Weld

deus vult?

IC XC NIKA

4/10
Clay

>clay
>more like gay
4/10

Matthew. Dumb amerimutt name, I don't really care for it.

Have you ever gotten your own name in a captcha ?

I have, and ever since i'm scared of the NSA

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P.B.U.H

>Hindu and Muslim name together.
Indonesians are unique.

Yogi

Maximilian

Alfred