/brit/

Thoughts on synchronicity, /brit/?

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Penis inspection time, lads. Get 'em out.

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I know but it sounded poetic didn't it?

A belly full of warm delicious food is not something some warm weather cunt would understand, simple as

doletoil looms

yes there probably is a correlation between not being a bootlicker and not trusting the government

I'm a silly bugger! I'm a

I wish that I could turn back time

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I'm in a romantic and highly sexual relationship with my pet eel

I'd be a lot warmer and happier with a bellyful of mead.

>US the aggressors yet again.

Iran has hit several oil tankers with mines, shot down a drone over international air space, then bragged that they could have shot down a plane carrying 35 people. And the US is the aggressor?

They WANT the US to attack them. It doesn't take a genius to work out why.

Iran has a massive army, and has spent what money it has on weapons. While it wouldn't win a war with the US it would cripple the US financially and probably bring the entire Middle East into a conflagration. Their hope would be that a war would alienate the Saudi royal family and over throw the government, since the US is seen as the great Satan.

And they want a war to force the oil price up. They're in a lot of pain due to the lower price of oil.

What kind of a government is willing to sacrifice its own people in pursuit of a religious crusade and more money to buy weapons?

>both oil rich countries

The US is self sufficient in oil, and is a major exporter of energy. All they've done to Venezuela is impose sanctions - and they only did that in April 2019.

Before you defend Venezuela you should take a look at what is happening there. People don't have enough to eat. They don't have medicines. The Maduro government has made an absolute balls up of the economy - all on its own - and now relies on Cuban military help to stay in power. And the last elections were rigged according to observers.

Iran is the main funder of terrorism in the Middle East, currently fighting a proxy war with the Saudis. What oil it can sell it needs to get a higher price for.

The US is in the region to counter the influence of the Russians and Chinese and to prevent all out war with Israel.

They're the lid on the pressure cooker. If they left the region all hell would break out.

Chill the fuck out, faggot.
You want me to tear you the fuck up too?
(yeah I know you want the attention regardless)

Heard about you and your honeyed words.

>Hyperstition is a neologism that combines the words ‘hyper’ and ‘superstition’ to describe the action of successful ideas in the arena of culture. Akin to neo-Darwinist Richard Dawkins’ concept of memes, hyperstitions work at the deeper evolutionary level of social organisation in that they influence the course taken by cultural evolution. Unlike memes, however, hyperstitions describe a specific category of ideas.

>Functioning as magical sigils or engineering diagrams hyperstitions are ideas that, once ‘downloaded’ into the cultural mainframe, engender apocalyptic positive feedback cycles. Whether couched as religious mystery teaching, or as secular credo, hyperstitions act as catalysts, engendering further (and faster) change and subversion. Describing the effect of very real cultural anxieties about the future, hyperstitions refer to exponentially accelerating social transformations. The very real socio-economic makeover of western (and increasingly global) society by the hyperstitions of Judeo-Christianity and free-market capitalism are good examples of hyperstitional feedback cycles.

>Hyperstitions by their very existence as ideas function causally to bring about their own reality”. “The hyperstitional object is no mere figment or ‘social construction’ but it is in a very real way ‘conjured’ into being by the approach taken to it” (ibid). Even conventional historians allude to this process. As Fernández-Armesto cautions in Civilizations (2001: 544), “illusions – if people believe in them -change the course of history."

looks like a typical indian

>You big brick tooth! You big stupid blob!!
Your words don't affect me. I'm rubber and you are glue hunshine

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Goebbels tier fascist nonsense
The USA must be destroyed

gobshite tosser

I shaposhe...

I deletes Littlefinger off my phone on accident. Chaos is a shlide and i fell down it

the pastry chef pet eel gf gimmick might be one of the funniest

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You wouldn't last one day in the skarch.

yeah, and israel is actually a pretty cool place

I'm lying dowb

Tennable is a decent quiz show.

the USA is the best thing that ever happened to the west
Pax Americana and their constitution and attitude towards Liberty and the free market are why you and I can safely post whatever the fuck we want on this American website from our comfortable homes with our bellies full of food
America is probably our only hope of resisting Islam, communism, and Asia

insider at google here. I have info about Sergey's presentation at google HQ a few months ago. It was all going well for Sergey until about halfway through his oracle problem powerpoint, when one of the janitors came in the room looking disgusted and then called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. The janitor guy then poured out a trashbag full of sandwiches Sergey had busted in. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop, in front of Google no-less. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo the janitor in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after the janitor guy left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Some other janitors were seen picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

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told my self i wasnt gonna do gear this weekend, fast forward to friday night and i’ve sent off 2 bags and messaged my dler to see if he can sort me another 2 tomorrow

yikes

damn the USA didn't do nothing. They're in the right this time

As in that meerkat?

>the hyperstitions of Judeo-Christianity and free-market capitalism
"Judeo-Christianity" isn't a real thing, and even if the author lumping both Judaism and Christianity together is forgiven, picking that as the example of contemporary hyperstition is laughably disingenuous.
"Free market capitalism" also isn't really a hyperstition, because it isn't an ideology in which belief is the motivating force for the transformation of society. It's a mask for the forces "changing the course of history", which in that realm at least don't rely on "hyperstition" to make their economic reality, but use other ideas to defend it and subject more "hyperstitional" forces, like for example Christianity, to destruction to make the economically-bound power fully in charge of the world's power, including the world of ideas.

Nother round lads

Qwertyuiop! Asdfghjkl! Zxcvbnm!

are you a 13 year old girl?
if not there is something wrong with you mentally
Judging by your irrational hatred of the USA i'm guessing it's generations of inbreeding due to Islamic tradition but that's just idle speculation

is this the only meme to come out of /x/

FN control window alt space

didn't slenderman come from /x/?

Fuck iff yank freak

Does Argentina have a nuclear plant? oh

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just an embarrassing post not much more to it
modern china only exists because of american greed btw

>only yanks don't hate america
you need to get out of the mosque once in a while kid

Didnt shagging read your little post

MATE I CAN SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE DELETE THIS ONE

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little Shapiro is that you?

toilberg invited me to his house for dinner with his wife and i felt inclined to say yes

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I'm gay for Nigwit

and modern China is a million times better off for it, as are the rest of us

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>and modern China is a million times better off for it, as are the rest of us

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what's a nigwit?

youtube.com/watch?v=G9qwCDbfjFE

Best instrumental of all time. Yanks can't compete

crushing hard on a 5/10 girl i know, to the point that i'd choose her over a 10/10

is this what love is

>$10,720

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what's up nigger

He spoke the truth about Cheadle

ask her out lad

yeah probably

pathetic excuse for an "argument"
if I'm wrong, show how, if you can
otherwise, you're just flinging shit and hitting yourself and thinking you're somehow winning

I'm doing the same

Bubble will burst any day now

are you winning at bitcoins?

alright so why are you harping on about communism and asia then? you're a very confused one

I'm inclined to believe you meant "obliged"

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>pathetic excuse for an "argument"
>if I'm wrong, show how, if you can
>otherwise, you're just flinging shit and hitting yourself and thinking you're somehow winning

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I wish I had money to buy a bitcoin

My bitcoin is worth £80, I bought it for £50. Should I sell it?

Bitcoin is not real.

aye

communism can utterly destroy a nation or society in one generation, from within, if not opposed
the opposition to it in parts of the west seem to be shrinking away before the mob which, backed by big tech and the media, is getting more and more bold by the year
communist ideologues have also set up store in all levels of the institutions of education, and future generations are at risk of falling for the empty promises of utopian equality

do I really need to explain why Asia is a potential threat?

This

why

>communism can utterly destroy a nation or society in one generation, from within, if not opposed
>the opposition to it in parts of the west seem to be shrinking away before the mob which, backed by big tech and the media, is getting more and more bold by the year
>communist ideologues have also set up store in all levels of the institutions of education, and future generations are at risk of falling for the empty promises of utopian equality
>do I really need to explain why Asia is a potential threat?

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Lol

just accidentally stepped on the cat
she was NOT happy

Money isn’t real. How long do you hold on to it before giving it away? Numbers in your bank account aren’t real

doesn't really look like some who would say that though
if you're going to rely on brainless ad hominem to make your "argument" then at least do it right

you a commie?

go to sleep Corbyn

alri thaiguy
can you tell me about this old coin I found in my garage?

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that bloke looks like a right bender

>Found in my garage

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