>NO Chicken and Pasta!
>NO Cheese and Fish!
>NO Eggs in the morning!
>NO Cappuccino in the afternoon!
>NO Salad as a starter!
Why are Italians so autistic about food?
NO Chicken and Pasta!
Juan Foster
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Benjamin Murphy
2.800 years of good practices since Rome was founded
also, would you drink red wine with fish instead of the white one? nope; just follow simple and standard rules and:
-everything will taste better
-your diet will be healthier
-you'll sleep better
-your sex will be good
-less arguing with your spouse
and so on and on ad infinitum
Cooper Reed
>youtube video of italian cuisine
>comments are full of seething italians complaining
Pottery
Zachary Gomez
nuke shitaly and buenos aires
Owen Harris
maybe you should reconsider that cappucino rule so that you'd be able to get some fucking work done you lazy wog fuck :^)
Nolan Cox
he Sweden
do you know The Food Emperor?
youtube.com
Jaxon Butler
is he swedish or
Gavin Thompson
they drink espressos in the afternoon, retard
Owen Martin
Because that's when their lazy asses finally get up
Elijah Cooper
good post
Chase Smith
>>NO Cheese and Fish!
Does this mean I can't put pecorino romano on my pasta al tonno?
Jeremiah Price
desu I'd agree with most of those except for eggs in the morning. Also coffee is for gimps
Grayson Foster
Who was in the wrong here?
>Franca: A pound of beef. A third of a pound of pork.
>Elide: Or sausage. Sausage is good too.
>Franca: I use ground pork.
>Elide: Ivana (her 60-something daughter) prefers mine with sausage.
>Graziella: Basta, that there’s a lot of meat. The more meat the better.
>Elide: Garlic and onion.
>Franca: No garlic.
>Elide: Some red wine.
>Graziella: A drop of wine, of course. You need red wine.
>Franca: No wine. I never add wine.
>(Franca is overruled and they decide to add the wine.)
>Graziella: Open that fucking wine and give me a half a glass. The doctor told me I can’t smoke and I can’t drink, what the fuck am I supposed to do?!
>Graziella: It needs salt, and some pizzico (spiciness). Add pepperoncino (cracked red pepper).
>Franca: Pepperoncino doesn’t go in ragù!
>Graziella: Who the fuck says so?
Kayden Rodriguez
eggs give you farts so not eating them in the morning might be a good idea, actually
Jack Fisher
Brandon Ramirez
Have you seen the movie Gremlins? Ok, Italians look just like that, just a few shades browner and uglier.
They are also dumb and have no accomplishments to speak of.
They have to hold on to something and they do it with food. Italian food is overrated too, just flour and tomato.
Bad country.
Andrew Rodriguez
Imagine being Italian and spending 2000 years trying to perfect pasta recipes only to be outdone by Americans. It must really stick in their craw that they never invented a pasta dish even half as delicious as mac and cheese.
Christian Clark
>>NO Chicken and Pasta
Never understood this meme to be honest
>>NO Cheese and Fish!
Cheese really ruins the taste of fish
>>NO Eggs in the morning!
Never heard of this. It's not in part of our traditional meme breakfast (espresso + croissant) but personally I like them, I often eat "uova strapazzate" (scrambled eggs) for breakfast.
>>NO Cappuccino in the afternoon!
Another retarded meme rule I never understood
>>NO Salad as a starter!
Plenty of Italians eat salad as a starter
>Why are Italians so autistic about food?
Lmao what else should we be autistic about? Our incredible GPD growth? Also most Italians who comment on Youtube are insufferable insecure normies.
I once made mac and cheese with my gf. It wasn't bad at all but it's way too heavy, not something I would eat more tham once a week.
Luis Nguyen
>NO Eggs in the morning!
i want to die
Jace Carter
bartender is not pleased having to warm up milk again for just one random cappuccino; in the morning there is not such a problem since he warms up milk (almost constantly) knowing that the extra milk will be used in minutes at max
Angel Gray
implying you would know your sex skill is better