Did you know that Venezuela has SIBERIANS?

his twitter
twitter.com/akurmanaev?lang=en
pretty interesting

Serbs don't need a BIG country

twitter.com/AABerwick/status/1131281145511981059

All that while listening to some ranchera mexican song

Based

I'm surprise we have a venezuelan posting here, I would had thought the first ones to get eaten would had been the autists.

I've seen him a lot. Specially in the past few days. A few months ago I saw two talking to each other

What are they talking about there:
twitter.com/porlagoma/status/1129579205564522498
so many retweets

As the food supply dries up, Venezuela's 4channelers hunt for shitposts to make

The men in the left is asking the General Fiscal of Venezuela (pro-maduro) why is there some ramdon deputy (to the venezuelan parlament, the opposition) in prison while Guaido (opposition leader) is still free.

The old man say to the Fiscal that the Maduro's regime don't dare to mess with Guaido

The Fiscal has no words and don't know how to respond to that.

The old man absolutely patrolled that fucker

Nah the incels are probably rich kids in protected neighborhoods.

I just found out the mcrib is coming back

God i wish, i don't even have money to buy meat/milk/juice

Only rice with beans and water everyday :)

thanks. is that a joke, that number? or is it after several devaluations?

5.000.000.000.000 bolívares. Así se ve realmente este billete, el de mayor denominación, teniendo en cuenta las reconversiones de Chávez y Maduro, que le han quitado 8 ceros en total a la moneda.

El billete equivale a 8 dólares.

Do you have plenty of the beans and rice at least? That is the world's best poverty food if you're able to add flavor. Dunno the situation on onions and spices and shit though. I guess it's probably pretty bad.

Yes without the reconverts of Chavez and Maduro (they removed zeros from the money) that would be the real number.

they say in the news there are lot of food aid scams. the govt pays some scumbags like some chinese contractors via the state owned banks and then give them kickbacks and most food end up in the black markets.

there are tons of turks too
one bar of candy buys 40000 TON of gas if you convert price of candy from dollars using black market rates and buy from gas station

overall good country violence is overrated i bet amerimutts get shot more often than famine ridden venezuela

>tfw no Venezuelan gf
Putin wtf are you even doing in Venezuela

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Yeah, i have plenty of beans and rice, i can cope with that

thats normal for countries with inflation

Just like every other food aid program.

get the fuck out of this BLACK thread MUTT

when is black hawk down happening in venezuela

Bullshit, he doesn't look Siberian in any sense. Not in the Slavic Russian sense and not in the Native Siberian sense. He just looks full-on Latino.

why don't you come here fren?
I hope we had a better country to offer but i'm sure you won't have it that bad here

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stfu new world subhuman. most wh*Te people are originally BLACK. only those tainted with inbred islander anglo subhuman blood are the ones that get sunburn instead of tan

>kurmanaev
probably tatar or something
he is not a latino

Yes, i buy food from that black market, is like the only way of buy food

Yeah, tons of turks here, before the crisis tho, now is weird to see one. they usually sell
home appliances/furnitures

Don't worry russianon, just tell putin you want to go to Venezuela as protection to Maduro, maybe you need to enter the military first, then go here and then you can found your own venezuelan gf :)

You just jealous you don't have siberians hum

the original Siberians were BLVCK

Family doesn't want to leave, grandma and grandpa doesn't want, and i'm with them, but if shit just keep going down, then guess'll leave

That Siberian, he shitposts on NY Times website, imagine that. I am jelly
nytimes.com/2019/05/17/world/americas/venezuela-economy.html

FunFact: most food now here comes from turkey, pasta most than anything, first time i see it i thought it was some greece food, then i see and was pasta from turkey

turks were there to earn money
you dont have any money left
venezuela is better than argentina

venezuelan you should make a blog about your life and post in on plebbit or somth with donation buttons
first worlder retards might just donate you 100-200$ which will last you a year

Bashkir

proper way to cook them

boil water
add salt to boiling water
add little bit like one drop of vegetable oil
put pasta in
wait 10 minutes

Begging money is not my class of thing, however guess'll have that in mind if shit gets really really ugly

You can farm runescape like your ancestors.

you cant do anything with honor and piety just abandon them
steal rob beg thats what all first worlders do every day and their governments do the same thing

Ahh yeah goodtimes farming in runescape, some folks here keep doing that, but i have no time for that,

also lately my internet has been slow

Those are the last things i'll lose in this situation, but well, i already have lost hope in this country

you cant get anywhere with them its a scam
look at first world countries and you'll see in their history they were muggers liars cheaters beggars and thieves.
look at most of the third world, you'll find a rich honorable history
you have to cheat your way out of it

I guess I'll give it a chance and see what happens

however, thanks turkbro,
I appreciate you

-food
-an economy

>mfw i wish we get venezuelans rapefugees instead of chapines

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Guaido Fanclub anyone?

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