/brit/

youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc
Why are aussies like this?

lol same

mental how much aussies look like brits

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It is hard to get back into it lad, you realise how short days actually are.

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Fucking week of orientation too, have to listen to 'berg introduce "Karen, our HR Ninja" while the bloated shrew standing next to him makes karate hands

Have done 2 wanks today lads. As usual the first one was better than the second one.

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Anglosphere stereotypes:
Americans - Stupid obese and violent backwards bastards
Canadians - Pussy redditards
Brits - Posh uppity faggots with maximum government restriction and bad teeth
Aussies - Loud, crude bastards
Kiwis - Cute and best :3

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i am such a brainlet

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No I'm not.

had a dream about her last night because of you you silly bugger

>bastards
We're the nicest blokes in this general mate bugger off with your rudeness simply shall not cop a cent of it

simply don't reply to them
they're like children in their attention seeking

Don't care it's just the stereotype of you, that you cuss constantly and are crazy bastards.

hate summer
love winter

simple as

didn't ask

Hydration is important.

this but the complete inverse

love summer
love winter

simple as

Why can't north Americans say cunt? It's a fun word.

doing my best

This except the exact opposite. Winter can fuck off.

Muh person of colour

winter in the uk is hyper grim not sure what sort of demented freak you'd have to be to enjoy it

me n my buddies say cunny all the time

We cuss a lot too but the way we understand it aussies are fucking nutjobs with potty mouths. Cunt is a lot more offensive here than in your countries as well. I don't know why. Maybe we have too many evangelicals

ohnononononnononn

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this but love summer and can't confess to be overly fond of winter overall

legally changing my name to Bruh Rogan

Clearly you've never experienced winter in a country that actually gets cold.

doing my best
having a go
doing a poo
making an arrangement
having a punt
giving it my all

Legitimately sounds Irish

it's not the cold it's just the constant dark and damp

hello abbo

>potty mouth
Phrases like that are the exact reason 'cunt' isn't used casually in your country
You're right, probably the puritan aspect. Here it's thrown into conversation without offence

This is pretty common btw, Aussie news takes the piss out of your 'heatwaves' all the time for laughs I guess

It hit 93 F (about 34 C) here today. Pussy ass brits

Whiner. British Columbia is damp year round and the both seasons are more extreme.
>muh moody island

>unironically saying nutjob potty mouth
kill yourself

>like flies the scorching
Hire a new editor abo’s

Don't get the link between not liking winter and being indigenous to be frank, unfortunately your bizarre and odd assertion was incorrect

need to live somewhere cold and dry. fucking hate the heat

>england never gets super cold not super hot
>whines anyway

fingered a bird on the sydney metro while turtle looked out the window the whole time

nutjob, potty mouth

must have been pretty recent the sydney metro literally opened a week ago

Shut the fuck up fucking retard I don't give a shit what you have to say

poopy tit wank

leave them alone

golly, watch that potty mouth!

this seems like something he'd blog about unironically

no it didnt
be quiet

what's he so angry about mate

>23 and i feel cold

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who else can I bully. You guys are immune.
Shut the fuck up

doing some splendid farts

he called australians potty mouth poopyheads

literally opened quite recently what are you talking about

You're seriously retarded

I want to sniff Emma Watson’s anus after she farts.

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what a character, he's pretty pissed like calm down mate it's just /brit/ aha

Just want to lay down and die

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don't do that (the latter) mate you'll be right

Early in the morning here lads.
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no you dont
be quiet

don't say the r-word gosh darn it! I'll make you wash out that poopymouth of yours!

Imagine if you will: earwax scented cologne

Same here bud. Once it's all over I hope it's all over :)
youtu.be/bQOec2n6bK4
Watch it.

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tippity tap tippity tap

DIS IN FOR MATION

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you're alright we're all mates here

haha haha you’re a poopyface doodoohead

Thailad and the Aussies have always been nice to me here

Brits just bully me for posting

fuck off stupid yank

I like maybe 5 yanks on the planet and I know at least 1 is an anglophile

jsa is coming in today lads

actually surreal hearing yanks speak irl

walked past a yank family yesterday and it was truly baffling they speak like actual mongoloids

FOY FOY FOY

how are you on jsa lad

pretty sure the whole country should be on universal credit by now

Is it really shocking that people have different accents?

live with my parents haha

You ever notice how gay men are some of the most duplicitous, predatory sociopaths in the world?

CUTE AND NICE

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gf complains i'm too good of a shagger

said she feels uncomfortable shagging me

going to dump her and shag her sister i think

>benders are mentally ill
You don’t say?

BONGO MUMP
NOPT OKAY
RAYCISS BIGOT
ANTI-GAY!

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ok
this is based (and sexy)

youtube.com/watch?v=51HbzsFhh04