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favorite bird native to your cunt
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magpie
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Jose Reyes
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Colton Wilson
I don't like the way they look at me.
Grayson Barnes
México
Quetzal
Wyatt Richardson
Emus but we don't have them here
Asher Long
Buizerd
Saw one this morning up close and it was beautiful.
Joshua Brooks
how true is it that magpies steal jewellery
Jaxon Ramirez
qt
Brandon Sullivan
For me? It's the California Condor.
Chase Robinson
When does it evolve into Quetzalcoatl?
Jacob Rogers
No idea. They attack and kill people and since they're a protected species you're not legally allowed to defend yourself.
Charles Carter
true, they like anything shiny. magpie nests are often littered with scraps of tinfoil
Easton Bennett
I don't think they do, not enough to have to think about it
They are absolute cunts in breeding season though
Angel Perez
>They attack and kill people and since they're a protected species you're not legally allowed to defend yourself.
I thought australians losing to birds was a meme bro wtf
Brandon Kelly
Pic very related
Jacob Lewis
U.S.
Steller's jay
Ryder Martinez
You need to kill at least 3 narcos and offer their hearts to the sun to approach his next evolution
Blake Anderson
Samuel Jones
Lincoln Myers
That lady will get a visit from the Canadian government very soon
Jackson Edwards
Angel Hernandez
Cute borb
Matthew Ward
Argentina
King Penguin
Robert Butler
Bearded reedling
Easton Cox
you probably did something to deserve their hate
Jackson Collins
I used to pet magpies and now i fred them, they joined a group of magpies and settled in my garden, they salute me now
very smart lovely birds
Zachary Gray
Brazil.
Blue Arara.
Juan Allen
How do you get close to them without scaring them away? Birds I see in my lawn always fly away
Jaxon Nelson
why? carcarazze are so fucking annoying
Tyler Kelly
Cameron Reed
stand aside virgin
Caleb Wilson
you have to have a good magnetism thats what my elders told me
birds will aprroach you and yell at you, give them some food and they are your friends
the magpies i owned lost their mothers so i took them where they were very small
Anthony Rogers
Fuck those things to fucking hell. I've been attacked twice.
Isaac Gonzalez
We really are in dire need of a civil war.
Carter Kelly
They would steal lunch boxes out of bags at school.
Easton Kelly
holy fucking based
i wanna marry this lady
Blake Reed
Thanks for the advice. Also sucks that those magpies lost their mom
Chase Ramirez
Jose Scott
DONT BULLY CANADA
Easton Torres
for me, it's the tangará arcoiris
Colton Lewis
Those fucking dickheads ruin my nearby beach every summer. You can barely go swimming there unless you want to first walk through a minefield of bird shit.
Isaac Sanders
nz
none
Charles Bailey
This magpie isn't exactly unique.
It just happened to get involved in a freak accident.
Killing this magpie for being aggressive means you would have to kill all magpies.
Unless you just want revenge on an animal for being involved in an accident which is silly.
Zachary Adams
FUCKEN CANADA GOOSES!?
John Lopez
NZ
Fantails especially the black ones
Austin Campbell
Those are not real magpies, just like Australian Dollars are not real Dollars
Anthony Perez
Not sure whether you'd be more upset if people hung shit on Germany, or Turkey.
Evan Moore
pretty based
Samuel Torres
You will pay for your crimes.
Charles Brown
>that pic
What kind of madness is this?
Connor Perry
I have no idea what this is but I love it.
Nolan Cooper
Russia
Always loved Blackbirds, when they come back it means the winter's over
William Thomas
These silly guys.
Tyler Miller
I like Kea myself
Xavier Watson
Why don't we have any cool birds like that here?
Carter King
Probably too cold and too many predators
Levi Rivera
Maggies swoop at people when they have their baboes, anyone gets close to the nest and they go spastic.
Usually maggies live in clans, they have one chad who will defend his females from rival males. There's on group which claim my house as territory, the chadpie sticks his chest out and attacks other males trying to get his action
Dominic Hall
wekas do
David Bell
these fluffy piles of cotton
Elijah Diaz
Dylan Bennett
When I was a kid I was playing right next to a playground that happened to be somewhat near a big tree, a magpie came swooping down to kill me so my mum ran over to ward it off and save me. Never been so scared in my life. Since then I've been swooped many times, I fucking hate these cunts. Crows are nice though.
Jordan Thompson
The Willie Wagtail
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Nolan Rodriguez
What's up with your magpies?
Here they are harmless and chill.
Chase Barnes
>Australian kids are forced to wear helmets to protect them from magpie attacks.
These birds seem to be pretty based.
James Bell
European magpies do steal shiny things. Australian magpies are a different species.
Jason Watson
Wyatt Morgan
They're very intelligent and highly territorial, especially during nesting season.
The trick to dealing with them is to make friends with them before the nesting season. Give them offerings of birdseed and meat and they will eventually not see you as a threat. Magpies can not only recognize faces and names, but can also communicate faces and names to other magpies. Be nice to one of them and the rest will be nice to you.
If they really trust you they'll even introduce their chicks to you, once they can fly.
Aiden Cook
Magpies near my house are pretty based, don't seem to bother anyone, just hang out around the street. I feed them from time to time. Should go grab some mince for them tomorrow.
Owen Murphy
underrated
Liam Wright
cunts stole food many times but never heard of them stealing jewellery
Brayden Young
Any Australian animal or plant that isn't deadly, venomous, dangerous or willing to kill humans? I learned that koalas are also degenerate and total incels that rape and beat females, even the ones with a baby, just to breed and scream the whole time during the rape, eventually retire if the female wins but still screaming in anger like the documentary has shown.
Kea are fun birds, wonder if they can be pets like crows, basically parrot intellect but look more aesthetic and chad.
William Long
Penguin I think comes from my language (Welsh). Pen (head) guin (white). Maybe that's a myth though.
John Fisher
Cute.
Jaxon Baker
lovely
Brody Murphy
Bullfinch (males)
Lucas Perez
Do spoons count as jewellery?
Aaron Rodriguez
The thread made me realize that birds are very important.
In Italy the birds I like the most are crows, upupa, falcons/hawks, hens/cocks various breeds, seagulls, woopeckers, blackbirds and magpies.
I can see most of those in my region and even from my home, the birds of prey are harder to spot but the others are common enough.
I like the colors and how they are coordinates, then extra points if they are funny too. Magpies have an annoying cry however and are very noisy when they move on the roof.
Ducks and geese seem fun too when they get territorial.
And speaking of hens again I've seen some of them being kept as pets even.
Dominic Brown
beautiful...
まゆゆw
Ryan Ramirez
Circaetus gallicus (Short-toed snake eagle), a rather small bird of prey.
I used to see some of these during hikes, good childhood memory.
Christian Wright
アオゲラ Aogera
Picus awokera
Samuel Powell
Plus I like the French name "Circaète Jean-le-Blanc". It has a certain aristocratic tone to it, very fitting for an eagle
Logan Gomez
nice thread (*´∀｀*)b
my favorite bird is Blue rock thrush
they are cute and nice chirp
I like them too.
Kea is so clever
Jack Richardson
Spain
Bearded vulture (Quebrantahuesos in spanish)
Aiden Stewart
1. leaf
2. turkey vulture
Adrian Ortiz
It isn't native to western Europe though
Cameron Parker
fluffy boy
Jayden Stewart
They exists in Spain, mostly in the Pyrenees, but they are near extinction
Christopher Rivera
ここまで来ないかな
見たことない
たまに消し忘れる
Nolan Ward
blue tongue lizards are pretty cool
Also koala are becoming endaged. the male koalas are just try to save the koala race!
Zachary Wood
Lovely colour of orange there.
Easton Allen
sooo cuteたまに消し忘れる
まゆゆは外ではロシアアノンなのかw
Luke Morales
Oh right, you have some living fossil trees and those marsupial in general, like the jumping mouse. But also a tree with a bark that will burn your skin and make you feel insane pain and rush reactions. Not even the plants are friendly. Wallabies look friendly and less dangerous than a kangaroo, basically giant rabbits that aren't rodents. Also eaten ad gators and crocs, are emus eaten like ostrich meat too? Big meaty birds.
Ian Edwards
that bird has an uncanny resemblance to an old teacher i had.
magpies are total bros if you show em whats up. give em some cat food and they'll love you forever. i can even pat some of them and they never swoop me. they even let other magpies in the area know you're a cool guy and the word spreads they just chill out.
William Morgan
koalas are in many ways similar to panda bears
they can only eat one specialised food (eucalyptus tips, bamboo)
they breed slowly
they are retards
they are slow
they cant even climb that well
they young are hardly taken care of.
interesting how similar they are.
Benjamin Howard
Do pandas also have chlamydia like koalas? Flipping hoes
Carson Nguyen
shetland
tammie norrie
Nathan Bailey
cwels
Adam Rodriguez
The CHAD goose of course.