Why can't the white man give the land back? They were here first and its theirs, its stolen

Didn’t mean to namefag, I’m tired and misclicked the name field

Hey native user, tell us something about your tribe

tribes are so interesting desu, don't you get money from the government?

Well, here’s one thing. Any white person (especially if they’re from the United States) is called “The English” if they go against our interests, while people that are for our interests are called “the French” even if they don’t speak French.
I also explained more here

We get some gibs from the US government, although it is pennies (at least from what I receive) since lot of the shit goes to the elders who then distribute it.

Say you're walking along and you find an apple tree. There are animals living in it, eating from it, etc. These animals have been there for millenia. You sit down for 30 minutes and eat an apple or two and bang your wife. Then see some more apple trees in the distance and realize you're in a gigantic apple tree orchard. Then ten rich white guys come along and sit by another tree, take a few apples, cough in your general direction and you die from the flu. Your wife then gets mad and says all the apple trees in the entire orchard belong to you and your family because you were there 30 minutes prior.

any other questions? I need to get to sleep soon since I have an early shift at the casino since these fuckers forced me to come early despite working a late shift

that's pretty fucked up man, do they get angry if you try to find work off of the reservation?

No, they’re fine with it. A loooot of people in the reservation turn out to be cops since it’s easy money. Like 50% of the tribe is a cop while 40% of it works for the casino in some form With a good 10% just working other jobs. Apparently being a cop is a “French Job”

Well... I don't have any specific questions.
But it would be nice to know what it's like to be a native American

What happens when you intermarry with the "English" or the "French"? Are they ok with it?

You get called a Mexican a lot and you’re expected to be either a druggie, wear traditional clothes, or you’re forced to “become white” and abandon LITERALLY EVERYTHING and just join up with the broader American culture. Apparently Chis really like us since every Chi who comes to the casino basically does dick sucking to me and blah blah blah, they’re 50% native. Also, apparently if you’re decent looking, people can get thirsty as fuck over you sometimes. Unfortunately, the people that live around here are either other natives (who aren’t thirsty over you), already married (and decent looking), or are fat chicks who lust over you. When I briefly tried to do some “English” work as a massager, some married chick (can’t remember her name, wasn’t bad looking either) tried to get me to have an affair with her. She gave me her phone number and almost got into my pants once when I drank too strong alcohol.
Oh right, alcohol here goes RIGHT through you, so beer has to be taken either much slower or in smaller quantities.

Here’s a listing for male and female (and gays because why not)
>Male marries an “English person”
Apparently seen as some great revenge
>Male marries a “French person”
Respectable
>Female marries a “French person”
Respectable but people get a little salty
>Female marries an “English person”
Almost instantly disowned
And now for gays
>Basically everything before but pretend the “top and bottom” parts of it in place of male and female for male on male action
>Everything for female-female shit is that it’s “hot” regardless, but a disappointment

Wait, that crazy bitch did get into my pants. She just couldn’t get me hard due to how drunk I was (since I can’t get an erection while really drunk). And I remember her last name too, Smith

Why do you care?

Lmao a real life John Redcorn

Are there some traditions of your people that exists to this day?

Eh. I’m not much into the traditional stuff since it’s now become very fucking tacky thanks to the fact my tribe elders love to merchandise shit. Like, I got forced to do a ceremony once on stage (at the casino) where I was almost completely naked. Felt a little like a male stripper too since there was some shit I had to do which didn’t feel right at all

Hold on, thinking about it. There’s a potential chance I did actually fuck Mrs. Smith. I once got blackout drunk with her, and can’t remember shit. I do recall her supposedly spending the night here with a note the next morning. So hoping I didn’t fuck her

this t bh

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Is it comfy living on a reservation? it looks pretty comfy in my imagination.

Well, before I go to sleep I can answer one (maybe two) more questions. But that’s it, i don’t want to be exhausted in case they force me on stage again in that stupid fucking loin cloth

>okay here you go this is yours now
What would they do with it? Open up even more roadside stands that peddle dreamcatchers? They are a mostly ruined people with gambling/alcohol addictions. It’s America’s fault, yeah, but giving the land back wont do shit.

thought that was just a canadian thing
are native women hot?

Sort of, there’s no shortage of fun if you’re an outdoor kid. However it can be rather lonely later in life. Although we do occasional do some wrestling which I can’t translate into well (since it literally translates into “wrestling”). Supposedly it’s similar to “Mongolian Wrestling” according to my one “French” friend

Kinda. There’s an actual range in looks in my tribe, so yes and no.

do you look native, post ur face if you can

dates must be fun since you can't handle liquor haha

I don’t have a smartphone (funny, I know). I was given a flipphone by the US government which I continue to use. And my computer is shitty. So it’s not worth the effort to set up a photo, apologies.

I guess, I once fucked by cousin (I know, gross) when the bitch got my blackout drunk and I woke up with her in my bed. It’s creepy knowing I lost my virginity to my cousin still

reservations are shitholes with lots of abandoned buildings

yea all good but do you look clearly native though?(how mixed are you exactly?)has any racist white person mistaken you for Mexican and started talking shit about taking over the country? But also how do you feel about Mexicans coming over and all that now since they are closer to you?

Well, off to bed I go anons. Work is gonna suuuck

pretty based desu

a litter of cubs play among themselves to prepare for adult life, they pretend to fight, hunt, and hide
cousin fucking is the same, it's just part of growing up

I guess I look pretty native. Apparently my great grandmother was a white person who fell in love with my great grandfather (great grandma was supposedly an “English” turned “French”). My tribe brings it up a fair amount of times. Everyone else in my family is pure native (supposedly).

Give back our rightful clay you human scum!

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All lands were conquered by someone at some point

damn lol thats pretty cool but if you have time before sleep can you answer the stuff about Mexicans too bro?

Oh right, as for the rest.
I have been confused for a Mexican a fair amount of times.
Mexicans (especially chis) as mentioned before love to try and suck my dick (metaphorically) so it’s a little annoying
And also, my great grandpa (whose name was “Great Stallion”) fucked my great grandma (who got the new name of “Turned Rabbit”, which basically is calling her a whore for native dick)

whats gonna happen to europe soon

tfw no indio bf

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*”Turned Rabbit in Heat”

Good night native user.

>Great Stallion
>Turned Rabbit in heat
I audibly kek’d

kek

>So many anti-USA threads with USA flag on OP this day
Shit, ccp is in heat even at weekends