Basically i have a friend and he works for the narco disposing of the bodys, he hasnt killed anyone or something...

Tell us some scary narc stories

He knows the victims, their locations and probably their killers. A dead man walking if I ever heard of one.

>safest job in the cartel
Great, surely that means nothing bad can happen to him or people he knows.

This is not murica, things here don't run like there mate, he doesnt know any secret, basically Mr. Mencho his boss send him 5 o 7 bodys per week and his task is to dissappear the corpses, thats it.

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>Basically i have a friend and he works for the narco disposing of the bodys
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Of course it is Mexico

Ask if they're hiring

>He knows the victims, their locations and probably their killers.
What makes you think that?
He probably doesn't even know who he buries nor how they died.

Take your family somewhere safe

>Victims
>Locations

I'm pretty sure you don't know that here that stuff don't really matter because murders from the narco never get investigated, law only care about murders not releated to organized crime, they don't want to waste time in criminals, only lowlifes get killed like that, an average citizen almost never get harmed by the narcos, the war is among the cartels and our government.

I live by my own user, family is in another state, and belive me things arent like the Hollywood movies kek.

You can make pretty much anything from human skin that you can from regular leather.
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Hello Achmed my good friend, tell me about the things in the Caliphate of Germania

Once a guy stole from the boss and then he got sent to torture, they cut his anus with sissors and then they put alcohol, spicy sauce and car acid in the wound of his mutilated anus.

How did you acquire this knowledge?

Yes, but human skin is valuated hundreds of thousands, and if you smuggle shoes, jackets or etc in another country they could never know it's human skin, the chance of you getting caugh it's really low, the jewish producers in Hollywood love articules made of human leather.

>I live by my own user, family is in another state, and belive me things arent like the Hollywood movies kek.

“A friend of mine works for a CARTEL has a body disposer. He has to get rid of around 6 to 7 bodies a week. But don’t worry, it’s NOTHING like the tee vee”.

Dis nigga has the right idea. Safest guy in a cartel is like saying that you’re the smartest kid on the short bus.

as* a body disposer. Fucking autocorrect

His grandfather taught him

>Hollywood love articules made of human leather.
Proof?

I guess it sound like something big to you, but death it's something you handle everyday here in the rural and urban areas, most of us are insencible to this stuff, however i want to discuss about the human leather bussiness, not if being a member it's dangerous.

>spicy sauce
green or red?

>rural and urban
So the whole country?

You hear a lot of stuff in the right circles, our ruling elites are kinda weird, from orgys to cannibalism, but of course you are free to belive it or not, i'm just a random stranger in an anonymous website.

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I have no details about that kek

He stole what

Yes.

Money mostly, but he borrowed some kilos of coca and a few doses of krokodille and never paid the debt, when the boss noted the guy was stealing he got angry.

Wall

Does the torture ends in death?

Tu amigo es un pinche lacra
Dile al cabron que se ponga a trabajar en un Oxxo o en una gasolinera nmms

>average citizen almost never get harmed by the narcos
Doubtful, maybe they are not targeting them but if there are any business that need to be squeezed, or a random person being mistake for someone, etc, easier to just kill them.

Sucks for your country but I have my own shit to worry about.

Fuck yeah

Or if the family is related to some narco that they're not aware of is in the business.

The worst crime that I've ever heard bout happening in my city was a psycho woman that went around cutting of little babies dicks. They still haven't found her.

>Sucks for your country but I have my own shit to worry about

It's not like i'm asking you to worry user, and being honest i love my country, someday things will get better anyway, and sometimes bad times like these arent that bad, ive become very strong thanks to the hard times, i feel sorry for the future generation that will live in peace, safety will make them weak.

Wait what? She just breaks into people's houses to cut baby dicks or does she attack them on the street?

>Cutting baby Dicks

Joos gonna joo

Think so. Find some random kid playing on the street, kidnapping and mutilating it. She also killed grown men too.
The nutcase is still out there...

You have no idea. Cartels openly run and employ entire towns in Mexico.

Call me crazy but I'd rather be "weak" than have to deal with torture victim body disposal.

I'm not a professional but Ive read a lot of psicology books, pretty sure she was raped at a young age and now she want to destroy the tool of her pain, the dick of every man.

sounds reasonable

Then be weak, if you want to be an eagle then fly, if want to be a worm then crawl, but dont scream when someone step on you.

>fly like an eagle
>pouring acid into a man’s butthole
your country is beyond saving

Please someone draw a smug mexican pouring acid into a mutilated asshole.

Does he get paid well? What happens if he gets sick and wants to skip work for a day?

Hey, i would accept that comming from Italy or Greece but "Men" in your country look like this, it's not like you can judge faggot.

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He asks for a friend to stand in for him.

>Does he get paid well?
Like 600$ USD pero week but he waste everything in whores, gambling and alcohol

>What happens if he gets sick and wants to skip work for a day?

He have to work no matter what

I dunno man. Not having to worry about getting your anus getting poured with acid doesn't sound bad.

Reading the Wikipedia page on Freud and psychoanalysis is not psychology

damn that's a great job, I hear it pays well. My cousin had to cut the hands of a norteño because he stole 25000$ USD from his boss

But he has to worry about getting his anus getting fucked by another pink haired gook, it's equally bad.

Sinaloa o CDN?

>But he has to worry about getting his anus getting fucked by another pink haired gook
No. You don't. Though I guess this is what you constantly have to be worried about in your area.

Sinaloa but the stupid moron went to the capital to hide but someone else noticed and informed the cartel then he moved to jalisco and they spend two weeks untill they found him

Meyer Wolfsheim is interested

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Hey i have an idea, fleshlights of human skin... Yes that idea could make the right man millionary

Kek he messed up.

>implying he's korean
there's a sissy american under that flag

Cool story bro.

An infographic on Jow Forums.

>They still haven't found her.
She moved to America and works in hospitals as a resident tip snipper.

>Basically i have a friend and he works for the narco disposing of the bodys
Acabo de reportar tu post a la policia federal.

>Acabo de reportar tu post a la policia federal.

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Van a por ti mexicaca, mas te vale tener suficiente para el soborno :v

>Acabo de reportar tu post a la policia federal.

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La policía trabaja para los carteles ;_)

>la policia trabaja para los carteles
cope more

seething

@107394770(you)
Acabo de reportar tu post a varios grupos de autodefensas

>implicando que el país no esta lleno de corrupción y todos los federales trabajan para el narcotrafico