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Social media is the worst thing ever when you're obsessed with someone

need a porpoise wife

>gf asks me to pay for her pedicure and hair appointment
>agreed assuming it would be ~£50
>£200

lads?

blog on cuck

pay in return for a sexual favour she refused before

American parents be like :" you're 18 now? I Fucking hate you get out of my house! Bwahahah"

I'm thinking of quitting my job and cycling across Europe, in no real direction, for about a year. Do you think this will negatively affect my employment opportunities in the future?

based

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*waves around wads of cash*

ah the single life

If you come anywhere near me on a literal children's toy (a push bike) I will shove you in to a ditch you pathetic fucking waste of air.

short answer: no

Such a bent post

who gives a fuck, im unemployed for 2 years what do i care if some greasy toilmong doesnt want to employ me because of it. lifes too short n im too young to be sat in an office for 8 hours a day, im gonna do what i fucking want and you should too

inb4 you're mugged and raped

how do you pay the bills and the rent?

No woman will go near you. How do u feel?

i do whatever i want with her anyway t b h

there is nothing more important you could spend money on

He is a rapper

what the fuck do I care my dumb mum will pay for it all

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cager freak

how can a mere small banana I ate ~2hrs ago result in the utter monstrosity I just flushed away in the toilet? and I already took a dump earlier this morning so its not like its roll-over from yday

Yeah women hate those carefree caution to the wind Bohemian adventurous types.

Not unless you do it multiple times

just drop in the fact that you saved for it yourself like 3 years and they'll admire you. if not they'll assume your lazy graduate postponing graft to go on holiday

Cooope

Can't believe there are people who get all het up about 'SJW's....

what makes you think that? i’ve shagged more in the past 2 years than any other era of my life. do you think casual sex is a wagemans DLC or something

seething

just experienced revelation of a profound metaphysical truth

prefer to not say for legal reasons

and when she'll die?

snorting a pritt stick

dilate

2 x 0 is still zero. As they say

>do what I want
>as long as mum lets me

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describe rorke in one word

Have sex sirrah

need a pair of balls to lick

very projectile posts mate, not quite sure what angle you’re coming from but theres a lot of implications with little logic or reasoning

naive

Gammon

>Oh yeah I cycled across Europe solo, here's pictures of me in Milan and Cadiz, oh and here's the time we watched the sunset over the Adriatic
*vomits*
>Oi love, I hold down three shifts a week at Tesco Metro gizza look up your skirt
*swoons*

wrong

Are u retarded? Im saying your a neet virgin. Lol

dilate and go outside

I once cycled all the way from Lisbon to Pyongyang

Go shag a spud bro

once cycled from hull to grimsby

Once cycle to tesco and back.

celer.bandcamp.com/album/xi-xie

tunes

once cycled up a flight of stairs

once cycled straight into the Tyne on a mobike

omnipresent (in leftypols head)

Porn is so grim especially gangbangs

cycled from padstow to falmouth one day

cycling to wigan

first of all its ‘you’re’ mate, second of all why do you think its only possible to shag if you work a conventional job? i think you must be a bit sheltered from the world so ill respect your naivety for now

Made sure my travel insurance has a lot of repatriation cover

cycled round millport before

Ride a tandem with the missus, always make her go up front.

just shagged a bag of crisps

The most successful shaggers I ever knew were complete and utter wasters.

cycled to cheadle once
never been the same since

Youve been shagging pooey mens arses mate simples

nothing ruins your mood like a shit watery cup of tea

>photos of her kids on her dating profile

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stoners nearly always have the same look. black pinhole eyes and yellow dried out skin . gross stuff on the back of their tongue too from ripping bongs all day

back from my 5k (walked the lost 500m hehe still counts)

no you didnae

i've made up my mind. i'm keeping my baby

>when your second to her little king

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did a half marathon when i was younger and spewed at the end

hi

Too much of a coward to end it

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nonce

who the fuck are you to tell me what I did or didn't do?

bye

where you going?

end what?

that tim curry movie

Mad how attractive brendan fraser used to be

Anyone here listening to music?

anywhere you're not

Skipping a closer friend's birthday to go to a lesser friend's that will be wilder with better food/drink. Should I feel bad?

ysah thanks

aye

Got some Space Ambient on the go

okay good luck i guess

don't ask us you spacker
you either feel bad or you don't