/brit/

>Australian pintmen
youtu.be/Ns15eHLDv1I

four eyed freak

>americans
uh, buddy? the jerk store is THAT direction
*points towards an open manhole*

*pushes you in but your rotund frame stops you from falling in*

based except for the ones that apply to me

all me

more like
>*goes to push you but says sorry before doing so and virgin walks away*

what time should I start drinking

is it really that easy to get a shag in australia or are you just an 8+?

you could have easily remove 'fat people', 'people under 6ft', 'people that don't speak english', 'people that aren't white', kept 'americans', and the message would still hold the same