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just farted
boy did it feel wet

wtf delete this please

Classic an*lo.

she had sizable knockers, looked great in her dress and bra but once they were off it was very grim

phwoar
don't mind saggy chebs 2bqh

Been away for a few years, lads.
Do we still do /crisps/?
What happened to Maisiebro and craven?

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did she rim you? did you lick her bumhole?

nought wrong with black people
n*ggers however; don't like them

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imagine post sex depression, now imagine post sex depression when you acknowledge the fact you just shagged a weathered old woman that also happens to be your mates mum

Bit fed up with the state of things, lads.
Reckon we could do with a revolution or summat.

does he know

That's your problem by being a blogging neurotypical

no i would never do it if that was a possibility

>post sex depression

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i've never had sex lads. i've never even kissed. i'm as pure as the day i was born, and i wouldn't have it any other way.

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yes it is quit lying subedition

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heard of it

lads, do you remember who the first pornstar you cracked a wank out to was?

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on the train lads. VERY gassy. considering letting out a cheeky little cloud, seeing how it goes down.

no i don't even remember my first wank to tell you the truth

In the quiet carriage?

wirral laaaa im from the wirral

How big was the age difference between you two? I guess she could've been your mom as well?

it was to some tranny porn iirc when i was 13-14

If you want to smash up your girlfriend’s flat, best to do it in a Tory constituency

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tldr

made some money by shagging older women when i was a young lad but shagging my mates mother now thats immoral and sick

ever do any bent stuff with old men for cash?

Pornstar? Back in my day I had to spank off to the lingerie section of the littlewoods catalogue.

Not reading this

Alexis texas i think , i was like 13

some japanese man once asked me if i could shag him in exchange of some money but i said no

...

The virgin blog poster

The Chad bog poster

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fuck off
you know who you are

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Morning to everyone except boys over six foot x

imagine being this lad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Christophe,_Prince_Napoléon

Babestation or gtfo

Probably baily jay

This is what it must feel like to be a manlet. Just invisible.

I don't know.

I am in a similar position myself. Is Brummie still alive?

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Size barely matters

emotional coldness

How would you get in contact with these ladies?

No one hat posts anymore... Thought that shit would never end

why not morning to me? i didnt do anything wrong

poo

Does the Daily sport count?

Probably Michelle Thorne or Lindsey Dawn Mckenzke

Morning to everyone but diego rivera but uglier x

Older? Yes, but also cute and chill

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plus wind chill

Some of the world's finest wanked to trannies

Reckon she fucks her dog?

your music's shite
it keeps me up all night

met them outside
one or two were acquainted with my mother also

incredibly depressing

t-t-that's a ceramic mate

mummy trying to set me up with her friends daughter and I refused, so she gave my number to her
don't even have facebook or anything I'm a proper vf non shagger

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Your Saddams, your Gaddafis, your Pinochets

imagine being unmarried and without kids at 42
grim

haven't changed my facebook picture since 2015

Suck it up soppy bollox

I dreamt of having a gf.
It's strange desu. I have this dream quite often.
I always feel super happy but reality crashes down on me when i wake up.
It hurts lads, it really does.

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Kill them.

Hire a hooker

stop gfposting

Didn't get sister anything for her birthday

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how she look?

The prostitutes here are vile
You would throw up if you saw one of them.

Assert dominance over mummy

MMF porn. was the first time i realised the bum could be penetrated

How'd you do it?

with my willy

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Need my cock gagged

normoids are everywhere

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have a package that the tracking website said was delivered this morning at half ten and I did hear the doorbell whilst in bed but there's no slip or anything so either they're coming back later or my CDs have been stolen
the website says "retention" so probably at the post office
don't even know where that would be

Is this about Leo Dicaprio?

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>avatar fagging

bit gay

spent $100 on phenibut last night lads
i'm addicted

spent $100 on halibut last night lads
i'm addicted

Pheni what?

Sounds grim just say no

don't reply to me

gagging for a shite

25g of coffee inserted directly into the french press

See

Hali what?