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PHAT BATTY RAHHHHH edition

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It's apricot harvest time

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fuck tripfags

make some jam and make a toast to me

havent shitposted in /brit/ in ages, these still work?

senpai desu baka

>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFTTTTT

excellent post

(in the UK, we are not experiencing summer down here)

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cor blimey

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>Volume icon still not displaying
WHat the fuck

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what you lads up to for pride

Probably still warmer in your winter than our summer.

Mad how there is literally no one in the supposedly democratic political machine that represents the interests and exultation of the indigenous people they supposedly represent. Really makes you think.

Is it in the expandable section under hidden icons?

*outmuscles you

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Quiet down rorke everyone's trying to enjoy their weekend.

Later

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times likes this wish I had a local dealer instead of being virgin darknet marketer

I had a dream last night where I refused adamantly to go into my towns local gay club

gf is talking about wanting kids again, this is the 3rd time this week shes tried bringing it up

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Thanks for taking me out tonight, user.

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Getting a custom PC for the first time and I dont have a clue what I'm doing

I'm getting amd ryzen 5 and it says it has an integrated graphics card. What do I do if I one day want to buy a better graphics card? Also can I just one day buy bigger ram or do I need to get a better motherboard or something to do it?

if you don't like it, you can always go and do something about it ;)

Hate the inately feminine attitude of 'lets not talk about that which we know to be true lest somebody take offense' attitude so prevalent in this society

>tee hee I do drugs btw :V

No problem. Did you rememeber to bring your debit card?

British women look like THAT?

*yells "dogshit" at the screen for several minutes*

all i'm saying is 6 million just sounds like... a lot

And I'm assuming "that which we know to be true" has something to do with minorities, immigrants, islam, borders, and crime

For me it's the woman from scottish widows.

im the opposite, only know dealers but wish i knew how to navigate the online drug markets to save me the hassle

listening to a white girl list all the countries she’s been to and realising each country is a body

Are building or just buying?

bit sexist

motherboards have slots in them that allow you to plug in a graphics card at any time
>RAM
you can always take out sticks and put other ones in, most modern motherboards can handle things just fine

sucking a golf ball

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i loved this stupid show

It's like it disappears completely. It's a driver issue or something but it's back now anyway after 2x restart. The box in the expandable window is greyed out and you can't click it as if you have no sound capability on the computer, but the sound still works just no volume icons/no way to see the volume level.

thinking back to how my drug habit started and its all because my best mates cousin used to sell us grams of chizz for 25 quid back in the day

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YOU LADS EVER SEE A MASSIVE ARSE TREKKING ACROSS THE TOWN THAT MAKES YOU “ROOOOOAAR!!!”???

what’s chizz

Fuck sakes rorke, its a sunny saturday afternoon, get out and relax you idiot.

why does she have a cock and balls tattoo n her chest

snorting some meth

what is chizz supposed to be?

if you're talking about weed then that's really expensive for a gram

saw 5 trannies today

Saw one like that yesterday
Made me almost cry unironically

Just had a lovely night on the beers with the lads
How's the rest of /brit/ doing?

integrated graphics means the processor has a gpu on the chip
that also means you're getting a subpar cpu (one generation behind with ryzen) and would be wasting your money if you ever got a discrete graphics card
with ryzen you want no integrated graphics and a discrete graphics card

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undies are soaked with precum

this must be like what girls have to deal with when they get wet

envious of your social life, thanks for asking

how many did you mog
how many mogged you

coke you daft cunts

disgusting aren't they

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didn't mean to put you on the gronk lad just had a good night
Bet you're a great lad - if we were at the pub i'd shout you a beer

no you wouldn’t, fuck off

supporting a bit of Australian 70s/80s new wave

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hello nigger

wonder if humans are the only animals that like to watch each other have sex

don’t worry lad just felt like putting you on the spot a bit even if it is true
got a cheese toastie on the grill if you’d like one x

just a heads up for virgins. if you do get to shag a girl you need to enter them quite far down almost at their bumhole. their vagina isn't where the willy is. it's more like at the back of the balls

what would be the correct course of action should you accidentally swallow your golf ball? asking for a friend

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Your grannies in 1940s had a lot of weapon, women, work in the all Europe.

yeah i would mate would shout almost anyone a beer if they have abit of chat which the good lads of /brit/ do, bugger off with that FALSE assertion

Women are vile beasts for having their arsehole so close to their fanny hole

the toastie’s looking a bit miserable, too greasy and not grilled enough to make it crispy
been on the heat for what feels like an hour wish it’d just hurry UP

What does quad core cpu mean

do you ever almost put in up their arse by mistake

do bent lads rim each other everytime before buggery?

I approach my day-to-day life operating on the (confirmed and irrefutable) belief that women do in fact all have penis envy.

tranny
just doing my part as a denizen of the 4channel lads you can pass by this post

im a virgin too

four cores

the processors they unveiled at E3 looked mental; performed the same as an i9 9900K for a third of the price
can only imagine how much turnover intel must make from monopolising processors

A reasonable woman would only grow breasts when she had a baby to feed
Once that was done, she would retract them
But instead it's today's women who're lurching about with permanent breasts jutting out
Heinous

can't stop farting

more cores = can do more at once

2 40+ white guys in a dress and crappy wigs, one lanky young tranny with hair that seriously needed brushing, 1 was a paki (no it wasn't poley), and another one was a little diego copealoné-esque goblin tranny
and since I work in retail it's very difficult since you have to look at and talk to them
yeah

a fan of this gimmick personally, after much deliberation

linus said intel were screwed in the long term. can't remember why though. but the future is ryzen

I always thought I was an ugly motherfucker, short, skinny, weak, anxious, shy, timid

But a few weeks ago a girl actually approached me asking something ( figured it's something random just to talk to me ). I was like screw it and went along and now she's my girlfriend.

She admitted that she really liked me, she and her friends have nicknames for cute guys from our college classes and I'm one of those.

I literally did nothing and took no risks and I got a girlfriend for the first time ever, if she didn't approach I wouldn't have gotten one.

But for all my life I thought I was the ugliest motherfucker ever and that no one will ever like me. The point is you don't know and you really can't know that, maybe it's happening to you too right now?

Genuinely wish I could lose my willy when I'm not using it.

Any norfmen here?
What are the best places to visit in the norf?

don't leave the house so seems unlikely

hello nigger

The bevvie

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Went to town but it's full of rancid trollops

not a gimmick. happens every time i have onion rich food

great enjoy and don't fuck it up

shetland

would love a good cheese toastie cheers la

Did they all have the classic tranny body language? Even the passable ones I see can't fix that (and the voice of course)

hello nigger