What are your thoughts on Chinese replacing English as the lingua franca?

Do you like Chinese?

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>Do you like Chinese?
This isn’t a kind of question one needs to ask unless it is for reaffirmation

Zaijain USA.

Chinese is a disgusting language, even more disgusting than English.

I have nothing against chinese, but their language is terrible. It sounds like chewing sack of sand

do you have a link. i dont know the sounds of chewing a sack of sand

Won't happen, too many characters.
It might become more common.

Some are worse than others.
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I'd be down with learning chinese if they droped the stupid characters and adopted the latin alphabet desu. That'd be a nice compromise

No it sounds like insects buzzing to each other

It would become a clusterfuck of homophones. Why don't you drop the accents?

I like the way Chinese characters look, but I hate the Chinese tone system.

Also down with simplifying the french language desu.

I've been hearing that for the last 15 years. The Chinese simply don't have any cultural presence in Europe or the United States. How many Chinese movies have you seen? Or Chinese tv series? Or Chines music?
It's an absolutely useless language unless you work face to face with some Chinese businessmen and are trying to impress them (if that would even work).

Poor girl on the left, they bullied her for her accent :(

There’s four tones. What's so hard to understand?

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Ching! Chong! Chang! ayyyyyyyyyy LMAO

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Too complicated system. English works cause it's simple

CHINK ! CHINK! CHING CHONG CHANG! Ayyyyyyyyyyy LMAO

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kek

japan has done it in the past with hiragana and katakana. alphabetic language has no culture embedded in it tho

based japan, i can almost hear ur internal screaming

>when you are late to class and don't remember teacher's name

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My babysitter spoke Hainanese and I never knew wtf she was saying to me as a kid
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chinks cant understand each other if they just speak their own dialacts

total war 3k?

Sichuan dialect is essentially a variation of standard Mandarin. It's intelligible but you feel like you're listening to a Scotsman

Other "dialects" are different enough they could be considered different languages in Europe. If China adopted the alphabet, it'll split into 13 countries overnight

She used Cantonese, but the accent was so thick that it was still unintelligible

T.Chang spreading knowledge on Jow Forums

no it’s gay /thread

but ur ancestors loved it

they’re dead man, have some respect

Meiyou isn't No.
It is only if you don't have something or didn't do something.
But standard No is just Bushi.

also fuck han china

i dont know how am i disrespecting them by stating the facts. they would proudly say they loved it even if they are still alive today.

No. I can barely pronounce English, how am I gonna pronounce Chinese

I have recently seen a Chinese historical drama for the first time
But their language was terrible

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Kim Jong Un will liberate you from American occupation very soon

tone 2 and 3 is hard to differentiate, but you can get by with the same way of pronunciation

In fact, Chinese pronunciation is simple than fucking english
See


肏你妈 cao ni ma (i like you)
王八蛋 wang ba dan(it's beautiful)
婊子 biao zi (Friend)
破鞋 po xie (Have Sex)
麻辣烫 ma la tang (Good job)
热比娅·卡德尔 Rabiye Qadir (You are handsome)
他妈的, 你妈的 ta ma de, ni ma de (what are you doing?)
肏你祖宗十八代 cao ni zu zong shi ba dai (You are so sexy)
傻逼 sha bi (it's fun)
全部杀死 quan bu sha si (Never give up)
你妈的屁股很软啊 ni ma de pi gu hen ruan a (please tell me)
儿子 erzi (Really?)
女儿 nuer (Sexy girls)

chinese will never replace english
>inb4 some shitwick binarybrainers go "UMMMM ACCKHEEWALLY!!"
fuck off

what about tones
>Rabiye Qadir
this like some kind of muslim thing

kek

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Sure it's just Chinese word
And if you meet a Chinese person, use these sentences to greet them
They will surely reward you.


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>Youre welcome BUKKAKE

Why are Jow Forumstards so scared of based Zhongguo?