Live in Germany

>live in Germany
>tfw I've never seen a black person irl

I envy you guys in the UK, France and America so much.

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t. mustafa

Why do you want to see a black person so bad

Which area? I find it hard to believe they're that uncommon in Germany

Sad.
I was in Germany recently and didn't see any German.

I thought I knew black ppl too but then I went to uni and I met congolese, angolans, mozambicans and bissau guineans.
Those are charcoal and their headshape is like gal gadot

I live in Munich.

I find them exotic and intriguing.

>no blacks in Munich
What

Why don’t you just look in the mirror...... n-word

I have never seen a black person irl.

I understand your pain user

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Have you tried going outside?

I saw like 4-6 black people yesterday. One guy had fancy traditional looking trousers

>I understand your pain user
Thank you, it feels good to know I'm not alone.
Fake news.

>I saw like 4-6 black people yesterday

That should teach you to knock before you enter your mom's room.

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Rude

Just try going outside bro

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I just came from outside. I went out to buy a delicious frozen pizza.

P.S. Don't you dare ask me which brand and kind of pizza, I don't feel like getting up to look, and I don't remember. But it's the one I usually buy.

Do you have Frostland down there?

savage

I have never heard of Frostland. Is it a pizza brand?

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Based as fuck. I wish you were my irl friend

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Nah, do you know Iceland in the UK? It's kinda like that, but trashier and frequented by Russians and East Euros for their stocked products. They have a lot of frozen foods, like do you know these sausage rolls with the weird Dutch sausage and the puff pastry around it? That in like 12 pieces a bag offers, or 20 bread rolls, lots of frozen pizza (I think they sell Dr. Oetker 2nd choice pizzas).

I will always be your friend, user, and if you ever decide to visit Munich for Oktoberfest, hit me up

Very nice.

I know neither Frostland nor Iceland, but the way you describe them makes them sound so trashy, so disgusting, so gross that I am incredibly intrigued.

African cuisine and stocked products look odd and sad to me

>some starchy root
>some other starchy root
>starchy bananas
>habanero-like chilis
>red palm oil
>10 litre jugs of oil for frying the starchy bananas
>lots of weird frozen fish pieces
>hair weaves
>coconut-based beauty products

Isn't that a tourist trap?
Send me your throwaway email for posterity in case I do end up there :0)
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It's fantastic, it's frequented by both tourists and locals, and the locals make up the majority of the visitors

How do I make a throwaway email addy?

I think the one I know here is housed in a former Schlecker, so you can imagine the old trashy 80s style flooring and stuff.

>that I am incredibly intrigued
That's why I go there, if only just for the laugh. They had some Russian single ice creams on a stick though which was nice for the stop and weather when I went yesterday .

Oh, and I will take you to Neuschwanstein too.

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And to Walchensee.

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Are you the Brit living in Germany who I vacaroo'd Happy Birthday for last year?

I would love that :3
guerrillamail.com lets you have a temporary email address for as long as you keep the tab open

>for as long as you keep the tab open

Uhm I'm seeing a problem here!

Nah I'm the German who likes to cook Indian food

Okay, I'm slow. I can just create a throwaway gmail address or something.

>Go to Seoul
>Visiting Myeongdong
>Four black people got off the taxi.
>Two of them fight each other

When I first saw black people

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I like Indian food too. But I can't cook. I never cook. Ever since I moved into my own apartment, I've lost a pound or two lmao

You should though

There's actually providers for so called throwaway emails which are only active for like 15 minutes unless you keep using it. I think it's even something like throwawaymail.something

Good news, everyone! My throwaway email address is:

>basedbavaryan at gmail dot com

No I don't like cooking and I want to have someone who cooks for me, like, a lot. Like mom used to.

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You are a good friend

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I'm surprised you don't get fat from eating fast food all the time (that's what happened to me, I don't cook either)

I don't eat fast food all the time, I usually make omelettes, Bananenquark, Müsli or just Käsebrot. Also, I go for a run 3 - 4 times a week so I'm pretty slim :^)

>I usually make omelettes, Bananenquark
Acceptable as cooking and borderline-cooking, mein Bananenquark-fren. Try adding blueberries, mmm-mm-mh

>Acceptable as cooking and borderline-cooking

Thank you

>liquid sweetener
For some reason I really, really don't like liquid sweetener, but the tablets. See if you like some frozen fruit like blueberries or mango and just saw it over night.

I love blueberries, I should buy them more often. I also love mango but I can never tell which ones are ripe so I don't buy them.

>but I can never tell which ones are ripe so I don't buy them
Usually the mangos you get here are trash. If in doubt just go for the one you'd usually not buy, being the squishy ones. Or just go for frozen ones, they're fine, probably cost less and are already peeled.

Tastiest mango I've had was one from the Indian store here for something over 2,5€ for a single rather small fruit.

Actually I'm going to PENNY now to get me some more frozen blueberries :^)

Good news, everyone! I just checked out which brand pizza I bought and it's a Dr. Oetker Pizza Tradizionale!

I'll check out if I have an Asian store nearby, if not then I'll just get the frozen ones

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That's a LOT, user. I'm a student and on a budget here!

do germans like blacks or muslims better
or
do germans dislike blacks or muslims more

Black people invented modern pop culture.

>Good news, everyone!
stfu farnsworth

Don't worry, Germany will be black in 5 years.

Go to Munich, they even have Bavarian speaking Negers there.

I live in Munich.

You are blind then. Especially Munich has lots of blacks.

There is not a single person of color in Munich.

Ethiopian food is pretty lit

My Polish friend studied in Munich and told me how his room mates were all loud stinky Chinese/Indians, he had to share 1 kitchen and 1 bathroom with 20 of them.

I like making misir wot

>My Polish friend studied in Munich

I assume he was the only non-white in Munich during that time and after. This is highly exotic to me.

Told ya. The frozen stuff is 5€/kg and that's without the seed and peel, so cheaper than the "fresh" ones you get here in the supermarkets.

You're based

Thank you

wtf? do you live in the Erzgebirge or what?

I live in Munich.

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