/brit/
>early
Janman won't be pleased.
lost a hat full of money on the high street
>284
will need to tell the janny about this spam x
do they use easily available acid from pharmacies/hardware shops or it is some max-damage concoction they learned off the internet?
business idea: acid attacks but it's diluted liquid lsd
Not sure about this one
wypipo be like this acid too spicy
When I was about 12 or 13 a guy in school named Tim said he had been to Oceana the weekend before and snogged several girls.
fedpol mobile task force on the move
wypipo be like "this doggo is my furbaby"
got so much love to give but nobody wants it
It's possible but not 12-13. 15-16? Yeah I did using my older brothers passport
literally me
No idea, I was (and still am) very naive about such things. But in my school people started going clubbing at about 14, girls especially. When my ex-best friend said one day that he had received a blowjob from another girl in our yeargroup at some house party, I couldn't believe it. I didn't know such things took place.
dunno what I want for dinner lads
looks like dickon tarly
like 4/5ths of young women hold this view nowadays
it's creepy as fuck
Czech Easter seems hot
Why do you keep your money in a hat?
o7
who failed at suicide here?
no he doesnt
be quiet
No but I assume if I attempted it I'd be great at it just like everything else
no excuse for being bald in the 21st century
Ywn be Rory Stewart cool
tessa thompson is peng af in MIB 2bh. didn't find her particularly attractive in the previous stuff I've seen her in
Yeah lad, I fingered a bird at around 14. Just felt natural to do this I wasn't egged on by mates or anything it just literally happened one day kind of like how you start wanking. Then after this I only cared about birds and shagging until I was like 18
might go kfc cause you can get mash or rice instead of chips now
same. never failed at anything in my life so why start then?
>men in black
>one of them is a woman
i don't get it
The things you find in Sainsbury's
hello niggerman
should I message the ex out of desperation
But ew why would you want to
Have never actually looked someone in the eye before
Wait for her to message you
hes actually a lowkey chad real talk
why isn't he being swarmed with people? imagine if obama or dubya popped into walmart
t. sperg
if you watch closely, you can see a mcdonalds container in scene, and a lad eating from a tub of pringles a few seconds later
fr my nigga? loool 100
cause the new chips are dogshit
take a wild guess
political correctness gone mad
Fried chicken with mash and gravy.
Fried chicken and watermelon are delicious. If that makes me a negro then slap some boot polish on me and call me mammy.
thats the reflection in the tv screen
galaxy brain: unintentional male ASMR
racist
misogynist
not wheres the homophobe?
doc says i need to lose weight. reckon he doesnt know what hes talking about.
How are we doing in the cricket today lads?
finding it hard to lift this 12kg dumbbell
unironically love this show
love looking down at people whose lives are even more fucked up than mine
suposter
No
I lived in London on £20k a year.
12kg is a lot lad. Start with 3-4kg and work on your form first.
HE'S A WALKIE TALKIE MAN
yeah me too
*watches you through the NSA surveillance system in your house*
I miss Jeremy Kyle for this reason :(
>12kg is a lot lad
oh dear LOOOOOL
im hungry but anything i eat will make me sick
wee'd mesen on the mo'orway earlier
what?
benching 500 grams
Some of my fellow toilsmen are such drones they don't even take their annual leave and have to be reminded at the end of the year or else they'll lose it
Benchpressing my washing machine
Don't really care for reality TV but this one (and sometimes hoarders) are great.
It's like a real life freak show.
>Jow Forums
I want to marry an unpleasant and ignorant german peasant woman
benching an inflatable bar
70kg of one rep max straight up the shitter
I'm the same. Have only taken the full allotted days about twice in five years. Lost about 7 days last year and they didn't carry over.
lifting 2 bags of silver spoon sugar
>Sadiq Khan hits back at Trump, calling him ‘six-foot-three child’
This is what finally finishes the Drumpf """Presidency"""
doing micro calf raises
been taking 400mg of codeine every day for a month now. pharmacy's are starting to catch on, had 2 refuse to sell me cocodamol and refer me to a doctor.
didn't take any codeine yesterday. woke up at 4am having some kind of panic attack, almost threw up, head was spinning. popped a xanax and fell asleep. woke up in pain, mainly elbow and knee joints. eyes watering constantly + runny nose all day.
dosed 400mg codeine about 20 minutes ago, pain has gone away. feel quite good now. seriously considering paying the homeless fella whose always nodding and asking me for cigs to get me some heroin.
may have almost died a few days ago. drank half a bottle of vodka, took 600mg codeine and snorted 1g of ket. passed out and flatmates couldn't wake me up even when they poured a jug of water on me.
been shagging my best friend and flatmate (male). i have fallen in love with him despite being 95% straight. i keep trying to being romantic with him and he doesn't seem to like it. i think he just wants to fuck.
the situation is CODE RED, lads. utterly dire circumstances here. if one of you lads could do me a favour and actually kill me, that'd be really helpful. thank you in advance.
Still can't believe they canceled it. Why? Because some asshole cheated on his wife and got caught?
lifting 2 pork pies into me gob
Haha druggie bellend
good post
going on Jow Forums is basically an involuntary action for me at this stage
fucked up my arms lifting dumbbells that were too heavy recently
couldn't unbend my arms without pain so i'd have to stand with my arms bent in front of me like a t-rex for about a week
drooling druggie mong
that doctor is a fat fuck himself. and on any clip I see of this on /tv/ all the nurses and other doctors in the hospitals are waddling messes too
Benchpressing your woman
LOL did you lift 10kg or is that too heavy for /brit/ as well
Same here, but have nothing else. Whenever I'm outside I realize how behind I am in terms of social shit, and rush back to my room to sit with headphones on looking at the internet.
>L O D S O F E M O N E
whats that spell?
fat bastards always have the same old excuses
no you didnt
be quiet
*coarsens the dialogue*
Haven't been to the gym in years but I do grip strength training every day for no real reason
Do you know what would be nice? If this FUCKING HOB gave indication that it was on.
is this one of our redditflag posters without a redditflag? story sounds similar to something one of them said
>go to the gym for the first time in years
>chest hurts like crazy
what did i do wrong? my form seems fine
My cousin in Australia says he doesn't talk to Australians.
WHY DON'T YOU GET A BLOODY JOB?