1. flag
2. would you kill yourself if you were british?
burger
yes
Bong thread
Carson Jackson
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Owen Torres
Jayden Nguyen
What went so wrong?
Aiden Nelson
Wyatt Fisher
americanization
Jack Cook
Leo Allen
He's cute
Sebastian Perez
Aaron Foster
CAM ON INGERLAND
Luis Reed
yes, but not because of the cringe Jow Forums shit you posted. i can't stand cloudy weather
Daniel Rodriguez
>pacify your country and sexualize your children or you are cringe
Ryan Carter
Eli Sanchez
thanks for your poisonous culture, yankoids
Landon White
Adrian Smith
>tfw all your country isnt just california
Adam Peterson
Why do people blame nice murrica for everything
Isaac Jenkins
my personal favorite
Blake Thomas
Do they really?
Brandon Martinez
>religious trip
>racial discrimination
Hunter Johnson
thats just part and parcel
Julian Sanchez
ENGLAAAND SCAW A FAWKIN GOALLL!!
Benjamin Gray
Christian Robinson
I'm not British, I'm a Lowlander.
Andrew Johnson
Landon Allen
>pay in cash
>system collapses
Chase Foster
Oliver Thompson
Absolutely
Jayden Thomas
No, of course they don't. This is bullshit and any teacher who sent that out would probably be fired
Anthony Thompson
Damn not even my country is this bad
Benjamin Green
OI BRUV WHES YA PAPACLIP LOICENSE
Ethan Bell
What the fuck
Britain is fucked
Luke Cox
It may have been “our”culture at one point or another, but you guys take it to a level our rabid lesbian professors could only dream of.
Jace Anderson
Bentley Rogers
Yanks are quite easily wound up. No doubt a Brit made a flippant comment about the USA and tubsy went into a rage inducing fit. Incredible how banter culture is so non existent over there.
Jacob Green
Touch my shaft, slowly
Liam Jackson
>school letter written in comic sans
Isaac Richardson
They have cute police though
Jeremiah Sanchez
Yeah you guys are the masters of banter.
Thomas Edwards
This is complete bullshit. Anything humans touch has fecal matter on it. Your keyboard probably has more fecal matter on it than your toilet.
Oliver Jackson
seething britbong
Owen Parker
I think it would be pretty comfy to live in a cold northern coastal city.
Cooper Clark
England
Nah, there's a lot of things wrong with England but there's a lot of good things, and you can live ignoring the shitty things and shitty people.
>live in a village
>everyone is white, middle class and friendly
>comfy old buildings, churches, pubs and shops
Nicholas Butler
Watch out, you might get arrested for patriotism that undermine the UKs diverse culture
Brody James
just reported you for nationalism
enjoy the bobby eta 30 minutes
James Lopez
lol the paper folds mysteriously disappear when touching the text, wonder why
Isaiah Parker
D I V E R S I T Y
B U D G E T
Matthew Turner
I enjoy these threads as the tears of the impotent rage of halfwit Anglophobes make for a great lubricant when I'm pulling my pud
It's one of those things I guess, a bit like when French people say we're all miserable drunkards but forget to mention that they have higher rates of suicide and more alcohol-related deaths. The meme is strong
officer.com
>snowball fights get you arrested in america
reuters.com
>texting whilst walking down the street gets you arrested in america
chicagotribune.com
>having baggy trousers gets you arrested in america
>youtube.com
ecode360.com
>throwing snow on the pavement gets you arrested in america
>skateboarding down the street gets you arrested in america
>No person shall, in any street, sidewalk or public place, wilfully or mischievously make any loud or unusual noise, either by the voice, the discharge of firecrackers, pistols, guns or other firearms, or by the beating of drums, sounding of trumpets or other means, or sing loud, improper or boisterous songs, or in any manner conduct noisily so as to disturb the quiet and good order of the City
Elijah Kelly
theguardian.com
>The charge on the police docket was "disrupting class". But that's not how 12-year-old Sarah Bustamantes saw her arrest for spraying two bursts of perfume on her neck in class because other children were bullying her with taunts of "you smell"
>Like hundreds of schools in the state, and across large parts of the rest of the US, Fulmore Middle has its own police force with officers in uniform who carry guns to keep order in the canteens, playgrounds and lessons. Sarah was taken from class, charged with a criminal misdemeanour and ordered to appear in court
>Each day, hundreds of schoolchildren appear before courts in Texas charged with offences such as swearing, misbehaving on the school bus or getting in to a punch-up in the playground. Children have been arrested for possessing cigarettes, wearing "inappropriate" clothes and being late for school
>In 2010, the police gave close to 300,000 "Class C misdemeanour" tickets to children as young as six in Texas for offences in and out of school, which result in fines, community service and even prison time. What was once handled with a telling-off by the teacher or a call to parents can now result in arrest and a record that may cost a young person a place in college or a job years later
>Among the more extreme cases documented by Appleseed is of a teacher who had a pupil arrested after the child responded to a question as to where a word could be found in a text by saying: "In your culo (arse)", making the other children laugh. Another pupil was arrested for throwing paper aeroplanes
>Students are also regularly fined for "disorderly behaviour", which includes playground scraps not serious enough to warrant an assault charge or for swearing or an offensive gesture. One teenage student was arrested and sent to court in Houston after he and his girlfriend poured milk on each other after they broke up
>Fines run up to $500
Camden Russell
cont.
>Sometimes that escalation involves force. "We had one young man with an IQ well below 70 who was pepper-sprayed in the hallway because he didn't understand what the police were saying," said Simpkins. "After they pepper-sprayed him he started swinging his arms around in pain and he hit one of the police officers – it's on video, his eyes were shut – and they charged him with assault of a public servant. He was 16. He was charged with two counts of assault of a public servant and he is still awaiting trial. He could end up in prison"
>Austin's school police department is well armed with officers carrying guns and pepper spray, and with dog units on call for sniffing out drugs and explosives
>According to the department's records, officers used force in schools more than 400 times in the five years to 2008, including incidents in which pepper spray was fired to break up a food fight in a canteen and guns were drawn on lippy students
Such cases are not limited to Texas:
>In one notorious instance in California, a school security officer broke the arm of a girl he was arresting for failing to clear up crumbs after dropping cake in the school canteen
>In another incident, University of Florida campus police tasered a student for pressing Senator John Kerry with an awkward question at a debate after he had been told to shut up
>The police get called because that way the teacher can go on with teaching instead of wasting half the class dealing with one child, and it sends a message to the other kids
>The police get called because that way the teacher can go on with teaching
Colton Hall
Don't know why a Swede would partake in this low level shit when your country has been mocked every day by Jow Forums for about a decade for sucking Somali cocks and putting lipstick and dresses on your boys.
Robert Gutierrez
seething
Benjamin Walker
Holy fuck
Pls this be real in Freedomland!
Michael Lee
absolutely seething
lmao
XD
Jason Phillips
Believe me, Miguel, it is ABSOLUTELY real!
Pahahahahahahahaha
Andrew Price
diversity.....
budget.....
Justin Hall
Liam Carter
at least he didn't shoot anyone
Julian Mitchell
I'd kill myself regardless of my nationality
Jaxson Flores
That's what all Lithuanians do. What will you say next? That water is wet?