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is erectile dysfunction becoming like a big problem now?
I'm always seeing these ads around for it, but its not targeting old guys any more but clearly going for the "hip young" millennial market

very worrying if it is, I wonder what the actual stats would be but of course something like that would never be published. seems though people only care about the sexual health of the public with regards to aborting babies.

no new games are good

>Tfw receding hairline
My gf always pulls my hair forward to cover it during sex

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As a unhung loser and a oppressed demographic I have all the rights to be a misogynist

lo siento, no estoy bien

The world is my garden

no we're not
fuck off slav mutt

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Maybe because of porn

tbf whenever i feel like picking up a game again i always gravitate to old ps3/ps2 era ones

I'm a hung loser and part of an oppressed group (gamers)

Jutes will inherit England

it's maturing, nothing to worry about

Women trying to make men insecure it's part of their devilish pact to kill all men

You all soon be hanged that you can be sure of

need to have a 4ner cutie become infatuated with my accent and keep asking me to tell stories just so she can listen to me and watch my lips move wishing she was entwined between them corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>start new toil on monday
>been a neet since March 2018
>can feel freedom slowly slipping through my fingers
The worst feel

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can you still do that eagle thing in new assassins creed games you know where you jump from really high up into hay ?

play old games
that's all I can play on Linux anyway
been playing Fallout 2 recently and also started up a new game of Darkest Hour after user was talking about it the other day.

alri mate? why are you ignoring me?
something to do with the hairline?

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yes

I don't see some as individuals i see them all black and whitish

yeah

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in a very negative mental state

Honestly being a British virgin is fucking pathetic, your basically considered the mark of class and sophistication the world over and if you just act the part (dress halfway decent, do a little posh accent, don't act like a total sperg) you'll have chicks lining up to blow you in any foreign country you visit

Don't worry lad. Toil is great

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maybe
makes me want to give up porn
I know its having a negative effect on me but before it becomes a big issue.

good

Emma tbqh

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Me too, it's alright

youtube.com/watch?v=3a5uhyjcRIw

Easier said than done

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you'd think so, but surprisingly you don't magically become a shagger because you have a different accent. it might help you get a foot in the door, but if you're an autist you're still an autist

yh but when you're trapped here it's shite since nobody gives a fuck about your accent

do it lad

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keep in mind that after you level up enough in odyssey you can jump from any height without taking damage which makes the game ridiculous

are you angry with me mate

If you're a uni student do a foreign exchange, if you've already graduated just teach English literally anywhere in the EU, simple as

Why do modern day females act like they're oppressed meanwhile they're the repressing ones with their angry causing tiresome bullshit?

how stupid

...

are there still modern bits in the new ac games like where you play as desmond or whatever his name is
what even happened to him anyway

Think that's mostly Anglos and Scandis, doubt Dutch or Japanese or Italian women have the same victim complex

Why do modern day white people act like they're oppressed meanwhile they're the repressing ones with their angry causing tiresome bullshit?

I don't know any foreign language, if anywhere I'd go to France but I know a minuscule amount

he died
you play as a woman in the two since they changed the formula I think, only played odyssey though and it had some modern day bits where you cave dive

>Why yes, I'll buy 1 ticket for Toy Story 4 please

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All Western women have this complex hence even third world country females starting to copy

and what makes you believe the dutch are so different from anglos and scandis? love it when yanks chat shit about things they know nothing about

why are you ignoring me lad

You don't need to know any foreign language to teach English you melon, you think all those guys who go to Japan or Korea are fluent in those languages?

i mog him

It depends primarily on what you're buying and how much you're buying it for. If you're going out and buying a late model Honda Civic, paying interest on financing while it depreciates (thus losing value at both ends), driving it for 5 years, putting a bunch of miles on it, and then dumping it on the first offer you're GOING to lose money. The trick is to either buy something at a way lower cost than its worth or something less common that has already done most or all of its depreciating, improving or repairing it, and then breaking even or turning a profit with the right buyer at the right time. People flip sports and collector cars all the time, he does this for a living and makes pretty good money doing it.

This whole concept of "don't ever put more than [x amount] into things with an engine" is really only logical if you're not familiar with how and why cars depreciate, what cars are desirable and will hold their value, and how to maintain or repair desirable vehicles in order to retain or gain value. Hypothetically speaking, if he bought that car for $30k, his goal will be to enjoy it for a while, fix a couple odds and ends, and then sell it for probably $35-40,000.

Had an Indian girl on snapchat send me nudes and one time she got carried away and sent videos of her masturbating

Her clit was huge, you could see her hairy bumhole and her cum and wetness was like cottage cheese.

Haven't spoken to her since. I used to be into Indian chicks until then.

oh yeah i remember he ate the apple or something
last one i played was black flag and i just remember wandering around some offices or something in the modern bits
will probably try and see it some time next week with the gf

Am I my brother's keeper?

Huh?

Huh?

*Pushes you to the ground*

*Gets really close*

*In a coarse whisper that flecks your face with warm spittle*

Am I my brother's keeper?

Reading the news, #MeToo has basically been a flop outside of America, the UK and maybe Sweden. Also looking at things like divorce laws

realworlddivorce.com

I mean to go on foreign exchange, I'm 20

Fucking DID NOT need to hear this
GRIM

vocaroo.com/i/s1D9dIzJMFn8

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If you didn't shag her you are 100% a fag

How cheap can you get a working second hand car?

>her cum and wetness was like cottage cheese.

thats normal

cringe, get a passport

*shags*

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good lad

ewwww, grim, user's touching his willy

$500

rate the zoot lads

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don't actually have a gf btw i'm still very much a virgin freak

I have a passport and have probably visited more countries than you

Have sex

very rich coming from me but i genuinely dont like autistics

And what about scooters?

I needed a cheap daily driver for track season, bought a 2013 Ford Focus in decent condition for $500 from a local business, drove it for 2 years, then sold it for $5k about a month ago. If you look for deals there are all kinds of alright-tier cars out there for cheap.

Corrr giz a go

have shagged in 5 countries, how many you have been?

give us a hit then la

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got my full graceful lads

can tell that's shite weed even through the paper lmao

don't

Don't want to get a driver's license and pay insurance

Would be great if I could play Apex without getting paired with twats that leave the game once they get downed

the virgin rollie vs the chad rolling machine operator

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false flag

Did they release pictures of the attackers yet then?

who the fuck made this

you unironically can lmao too dark innit

they're not really a thing here. a working used one would still be around $500 because there isn't that many of them