You wake up in Toronto

>you wake up in Toronto
What do?

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Move to Ottawa of course

Huh. they all speak English and everything here feels like America but for some reason it just doesnt feel like it.

Oddly enough I’ve lived in both haha

>Ottawa
The French cock sucker

Cry.

Why tho?

>leafposting

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Suck cocks, probably l

Take a 30 minute bus home

Because it's a shitty city full of dead inside and angry people

Take the GO Train back home in 'sauga

My brother live in Toronto, what's too wrong about there?, He said it's a good place just bored af

Tell him if he was bored in Toronto he will hate rest of the country

He told that there's just 5 good attractions/thing to do/go and everything else are restaurants/bars. We mexicans don't get fun/entertainment with that.

Hit the pub and down 8 pints, hit the Liquor store and pick up some vodka and mixer for later, hit Swiss Chalet and get a double leg dinner with extra fries and sauce to go, stop by another pub for another 5 pints, get Uber to sister's house, eat and pass out on her couch in this city. This great, beautiful city.

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What do Mexicans consider fun

go back to sleep

Toronto is probably among the most cultureless cities I've ever encountered. Aside from its very few relics of its Anglo past, Toronto feels very sterile as a city, and that's not including its majority of the city isn't Canadian. They're building a ton of high rise condos but nothing of the city is notable save for the tv tower. I can't fathom why anyone would want to live there.

>they all speak English
>Toronto

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Many things but no drinking or eating in a "new" restaurant every weekend, I can tell you.

Based foreigners.

You haven't even heard the half of it. There are parts of Toronto that are 100% Korean for blocks and blocks and 100% Chinese or Indian for entire neighborhoods.

Mistake it for Sydney or Melbourne

see the sights and drive right home within an hour or two.

take the first flight to the US so I can have some actual fun

Brown people have fun like the Sims

I am looking for a Russian district, asking me to shelter. I go to work. (loader, illegally) I rent a room with migrants / I sit in a Russian region. Learn English. Hiding from the police. I call my parents and they send my diploma. (Do I have a Russian / international passport in Toronto?). I apply for asylum on political and religious grounds. If I’m not allowed to legally stay in Canada, I will go to America.
Is this a good plan?

Continue living in this hell hole

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aka every fucking metro city in the world
are you people kidding me even tehran and mumbai have a chinatown

I leave

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Smoke weed