I just learnt about America

I just learnt about America
What. The. Fuck.

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Hard to believe that something like that exists

And you criticize our education

What is "America"? Never heard of this

It's so bizzare

There's actually just ocean in between mexico and canada. If you go to america you actually either going to southern canada or northern mexico. The plane flies in large circles to add time and interpol agents make sure every thing looks and seems like what you'd america to look like.

Europeans seem REALLY disappointed with the direction that America took

I’m confused

This. USA is a conspiracy created to protect Canadian and Mexican whaling industries.

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Wait until you learn about the stuff they really do

Tell me, what do they REALLY do

This

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Areas of Baltimore, Detroit, and St. Louis are definitely not "exercise normal safety precautions" areas lol

almost every city in the world has good and bad areas

Yeah but the most dangerous areas of the US are significantly more dangerous than the most dangerous areas of France for example.

The most dangerous area of France is a region that was never cleaned after a world war and is full of chemicals and explosives. We don't have such a thing here.

It was a mistake

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I’ve been in a really sketchy area of Rome, Italy before that did not seem safe at all

Based car boomer.

Suck off Vietnamese dudes and call them VietDONG

Big if true

Peh no way Italy is more dangerous than US, we rarely have guns

Rome is very dangerous, it is full with Italians.

what's that? Looks odd

Just did a comfy road trip through part of it
There are rest stops and gas stations everywhere haha its amazing

just because there isn’t as many guns doesn’t automatically mean it’s safe. You all have knives. Which, knives are way more scary than guns

crime is very low in Rome. Maybe in some places you have to be more careful but its rare to have problems there and in Italy in general.

I'm not going to undermine the very lethal wounds knives are capable of inflicting, but you can maybe outrun a knife. Not so much bullets. Then again, I'd rather get held up in the US anyway because I'd be carrying my own gun, I'd probably see it coming, and I can just shoot the fucker.

I would rather get shot than stabbed

I'd rather shoot them first

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It's hard being a rare flag sometimes.

What would my ideal city be in the United States?
> I hate fall
> I hate winter
> I hate snow
> I hate ice
> I hate frost
> I hate cold weather
> I do not use winter clothes
> I like the Hot
> I only like places that only have warm weather all year round
> I like Soccer
> I'm a fan of fan Major League Soccer (MLS)
> they have to be a city where temperatures never drop below freezing
> I only wear T-shirt, Shorts and Sandals most of the time

Tampa, Florida

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There's already tons of your kind in Florida. If you don't mind Mexicans and like really high taxes go to California.

American Samoa

how did you get this redpilled?

>Colorado AND Wyoming are LITERALLY rectangles
the absolute STATE of muttland

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Florida
Louisiana
Hawaii

This was almost prevented by the Mormons, who wanted a giant state (like, Alaska sized) that would eat up most of the west

you have knives and guns you fat retard
why do you think people use guns instead of knives

when are we putting mormons into camps?

it's amusing because, close up, they're imperfect rectangles due to the limitations of surveying at the time the borders were made

The only thing that matters to me is that they are places in the USA whose only climate throughout the year is warm and hot.

I think his point is that knives are more prevalent overseas than in the US due to the prevalence of guns, and that he'd much rather be stabbed than shot. Frankly, it's not a completely nutty statement. A decently sized knife can leave some serious wounds compared to a handgun, especially the cheap calibers that are popular among gangbangers (.22lr, .25 and .380 ACP, etc). You could argue that a knife up close is more lethal than a gun.

since you like soccer, atlanta, dallas, and houston have decent/good MLS teams (atlanta won MLS last year as you probably know)
orlando has a team as well but they're bad

dallas Sucks and Orlando I do not like (I hate the Disney whore)

what about your fellow ayys? what do you think of us?