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football is literally the perfect sport because of it's simplicity yet infinite scenarios, at the top level it's all down to the finest margins, no other sport has as much late drama and a game can flip on it's head so quick as football

plus all you need is a ball and a few jumpers for goalposts to have a quick kickabout with the lads at breaktime in school
it's impossible to have a game of yank handegg with the lads

first cumbria resident ITT

Did the man kick the ball?

hello deano

lacrosse is better in every way

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Only think that makes me tune out faster than football on the TV is a black person talking about politics

tim playing that avant garde schizo-wave free jazz on his olympic white mexican fender stratocaster with maple neck in his rented flat in high wycombe

t. that loner kid in primary school that didn't play footy with the lads and has PSTD from receiving a soaking wet sponge football to the face on a freezing winter morning
cringe

what would you do if i posted a choon?
would you stand up and yell "foy" at me

I say my dear boy you really put that peasant in his place ahonhonhonhon

sad how all the main commonwealth countries play cricket except canada.

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Not a fan of the High Wycombe story arc desu, much preferred the Duke's place Marlow story arc personally.

how the fuck is lacrosse a posh sport? half the school played it when I was a kid in canada

based canucks cricket is for 3rd worlders

I know old bean, I used to play polo with the old chaps at eton, don't these people have a stable at their school to look after their horses?

We played Yugioh during recess

*ties issue of daily mail to a fishing line*
hear rorkey rorkey

Even the carribeanies have a go, and they aren't half bad either.

>owning a $20 stick with a net on it is akin to owning a horse

Lacrosse and field hockey were popular
Then lacrosse and rugby in high school

Time to d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-ddddduel
I had loads of yugiyoh cards and was sending leftypol junior's jaw to the shadow realm on a regular basis but i was also a shagger. i dont know how to play the actual game, i just liked the cards and the smell of the cards

probably yeah cause it will be shit
post a good choon then lad, i will give it a fair choice but i already know it's gonna be dogshit but i'd be happy to be proven wrong

For me, it's Brian Lara Cricket on the PS1

sounds fackin french dunnit

YOU ACTUALLY STARTED POSTING IN THIS EARLY NEW

WHY

>i dont know how to play the actual game
Much like the characters in the anime, it's all shouting about your trap cards innit.

Anyone fancy a game of FIFA on PS4?

blog the fuck on

What's your PSN name I'll add you

/brit/ is a stoically anti-janman general

youtube.com/watch?v=OHYwT98uRA0

knocked rorke for six constantly lads, little did he know but I can slog leg spin bowls all day long

No one played the game by the actual rules, which were stupid and made no sense
Id always just come up with cheese to steal other kids cards

dogshit

redbluegreen1993

Shes so adorable
youtube.com/watch?v=5UFML8ikxRg

>1993
alri granddad

canadians are fucking pathetic yank freaks and a disgrace to the commonwealth
their view of britain mostly comes from yank media and they delusionally see themselves on the same level as Australia/NZ but the strong cultural bond we have with aussies and kiwis simply isn't the same with canadians

>wake up
>reality is still a thing

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t. Nigel Farage

I know lmao, state of me

Oh shit yeah actually that makes sense now. I did play the game as well but we just made it up as we went along

how the fuck can you be on your third bottle and still be coherent. i'm absolutely slozzed by the time i've finished the second and I drink often.

Brexit means brexit.

Pissheads innit. Grim

blog on you uninteresting cunt

the bruises on her legs are turning me on..

How much do you weigh.

Knocking back the water

Most Canadians see themselves as closer to Americans

Hello literal child

find it that funny that they still go by the colonial name of West Indies
not a leftie that hates the empire but think that term and referring to native americans as 'indians' is a bit daft in the current year when these places have nothing to do with India except looking brown and getting colonised by us

blog the fuck on. nobody cares.

Norf hardmen vs soufy poofs.

twitter.com/holbornlolz/status/1142443486572109824?s=21
the london experience

probably shitty cheap wine, doubt its anything strong like 20%

youtube.com/watch?v=Clg7rQB6H2U

getting stressed out about this heatwave already lads

does the phrase "egg on my face" stem from getting cum on the face? like you know how you can say you nutted on someone's face, which evolved from calling your balls "nuts" because they kind of look like nuts and balls also kind of look like small eggs so I'm thinking "egging on someone's face" would also mean to cum on their face

Use this to spy on my neighbours all the time

very sad
maiming people for life over some petty nonsense

part and parcel

FOY with this dogshit, sounds like a boring advert backing track
I am aware of this popek character though, he used to do grime
he's a fascinating nutter but still dogshit
youtube.com/watch?v=leH5MrbOlGU

One thing that always bothered me about Game of Thrones is how often characters have sex doggystyle. This is supposed to be the middle ages, people bathed a couple of times a year (if that) + no toilet paper = women had pooey bums pretty much 24/7, the stench would be nauseating

>blacks attack
>white people rush to help and pick up the pieces

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Calling then natives is a lot more stupid
Nothing wrong with calling them indians

I’m going to London for the first time next week to see the Yankees/Red Sox game, what areas should I avoid.

BRING BACK BARACK OBAMA

that's clearly in namibia

you can wash in rivers mate

very cute
youtube.com/watch?v=_KR4S4ge114

>

33 here. literal heat advisory

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have you ever shagged a woman doggy while her arsehole is a bit dirty? it's fucking heaven

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Not if you live in King's Landing dipshit

>how the fuck can you be on your third bottle and still be coherent. i'm absolutely slozzed by the time i've finished the second and I drink often.
are you on about spirits or 5L bottles of beer? if you're talking about a regular bottle of something weak like beer or cider then you have to be a paki or a chink or someone that doesn't have a genetic tolerance for alcohol

even i was 15 starting drinking with the lads, everyone could handle 3

none. honestly the crime in london happens between kids in gangs who know each other. london isn't actually unsafe for the random person walking down the road.

Gameofthronesington is no more

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his daughters are looking very peng as of late, no doubt being groomed to become future presidential material

3 bottles of wine is quite a bit

the smell of shit is pheromones

literally all of it. even the ""nice"" areas are packed full of pakis and niggers armed with knives and acid now.

reminder that Grenfell was in Kensington and Chelsea, the nicest borough in the city

>london isn't actually unsafe for the random person walking down the road.

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you the lad that rates Justin Turner?

source: my ass

Both of them are dating white brits
Future royal family material

they are pretty much native though
i'm happy to hear any other suggestions but indians is just fucking stupid

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its not, its literally 1/3 the crime rate of most american state capitals