How can I impress Spanish girls?

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I dunno

Be black. They love BBC

Show them a big juicy portuguese cock

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tip them on Chaturbate

Spanish girls are not hard to impress, they are usually open-minded and warm but they are hot-tempered.

So be brown then?

You're better off saying you are Australian or Canadian.

Learn to speak spanish, everything from there is a cake walk

>Portuguese
>Big cock

pick one

Cringe.
Based.

big dick, and I mean VERY big dick

Have a big canadian cock. A man who will giver her real syrup.

>be hot and not muslime, black or panchito
>then don't fall in love with them because they are more likely to leave you than you to leave them

Unirocally just be hot

I'd tell you if I knew.

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Just gonna turn gay

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what if I use the austrian method of chaining them up in a basement for 27 years

Op said girls, not girls (male).

Be rich

Are there nice Catholic girls in Spain?

Yes but they wouldnt hang out with an american

I'd say practicing Catholic girls (and young people in general) aren't that common outside conservative families nowadays. Most girls are probably baptized and would like to marry in a church, though.

do you like portuguese cocks

have a green card

t. does not have a green card

are you a spanish girl?

no I'm a 18 year old male born outside ceballos

What about a CHADnadian?

OP is a panchito though, likely a CHI or other spic under that flag

I'm white. I just keep falling in love with female Spanish singers and their accent. I need a Spanish gf right now.

I'm with a spanish girl right now

>female Spanish singers
There's some cute ones yeah

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She says she likes those who know how to cook and dance

i hope this is because you like hinds and not r*salia

Yes, there is.
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be a brute they like to be mistreated.