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would never vote for comrade corbyn but not that he's committing to a second brexit referendum...

Fucking state.
twitter.com/emilysears/status/1140802999540862977

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wtf I thought CON was in the shitter, why are they #2 now

>not
*now

i bet that pussy smells pretty bad

Because Johnson is likely to become PM.

ok this is epic

twitter.com/rhodri/status/1111254719777914881

dad found out i ate meat for the first time in a month today and he liked that and said to eat more

>posting a screenshot of a tweet and then linking that same tweet
Wasted my time clicking that I did.

gonna walk to the corner store and get some beers
you lads want anything?

Could you stop sharing whatever tweets you find vaguely amusing with us?
Thanks

why are british people so ugly (no offense please, I think you're based)

Imagine huffing her farts.

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Read the conversation.

First post of the day

mental how 9 times out of 10 you can instantly tell that somebody is a cunt by just looking at their face

woah... birmingham really looks like THIS?! I thought it was a post industrial shithole!
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Donde esta Beto?

Sexist.

she's not brit

UP THE BLUES

why is boris johnson so popular.

lads rate my gf

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no you cant

because he's a legend

Uber drivers need to STFU and drive but yeah she seems to be steering it towards some neurotic identity politics nonsense or some shit.

who knows with them fookin tories

they're literally going down this season lmao
sacked their manager for no reason and are now selling their best players and the board made a statement that they will be playing a lot of the academy players this year

You can though

I didn't find it amusing at all.
I just felt like sharing because sharing is caring.

31:04
youtu.be/RMgDdYV74T0?t=1864

how are you still here lad
haven't been on brit in ages and you're still posting this

why is he a legend?
what?

just is innit

TORIES LAD TORIES
SHUT DOWN MINES DIDN'T THEY

>48%er

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banter
he's fucking scum reality but so all politicians and none of it really matters at the end of the day
politicians are just puppets, the best thing we can hope to get out of them is funny memes and boris will provide that

boris is a top shagger

>You are a Tory voter, aren't you Ahmed?

how do you respond?

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i'm not going to sit through 31 minutes of some random video you dickhead just tell me what happens

she's right tho
dave chappelle put it best, he was scared when he was carrying around 25k dollars because he had something other people wanted. it made him wonder "shit imagine if I had a pussy"

Anyone else Saxon but not Anglo

surely there must be a reason.
i don't really understand what you are saying.

Shame it wasn't 49, then we could them them whiner-49ers.

some people are legends and some people aren't
just simple as that really

Death to shit skins, glory to Evropa

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so boris is a bad guy but you think he should be primeminister because he will provide funny memes
so boris johnson is naturally a legend?

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIE BASTIDS

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Right about what you fucking cretin? It's small talk.

yes to both

Damn she's ugly af dude

I draw pictures of cars on the ballot paper

>glory to Evropa
fuck off m8 brexit means brexit

he makes people laugh, and says fairly outlandish things that get taken apart by the leftist media, which makes mouth breathers think he's "one of the people" and a "legend". People are easily manipulated.

also yes to both

live fast die

lord almighty I can feel my temperature rising

small talk to us big strong lads yeah
but to a little dainty woman you never know what their ulterior motive is

Need gear

That's quite the boxhead

I find this video of boris johnson really disturbing. feels like he's one of the freak characters out of twin peaks or some other surreal suburban drama series. the way he keeps say 'cuppa tea' 'cuppa tea'. the way he's dressed. the half used packet of sugar. that guy in a white shirt watcihng over the whole thing in the background. it strikes me with a profound sense of terror, imagine trying to speak to someone about something and they just keep saying 'would you like a cuppa tea'. it feels like something out of a nightmare
youtube.com/watch?v=r799U_-jAnk

WHY WONT MOJANG JUST SEND ME THE FUCKING PASSWORD RESET EMAILL AAAAAAASDFADKAKASDALSDK

I’m a Jute, me.

t.Tom Penn

he's just putting on an act for the press lad because he knows they're a bunch of cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=uOivzoRc0I8
we've all laughed at this video of boris johnson but have you taken a step back to contemplate what it actually means?
>boris is that much of a sheltered tarquin eton twat detached from the common man that he literally does not understand how tackling works in the working class game of football so he just plays rugby instead

If you're that paranoid, just stay away from men.

Don't want BoJo as PM, don't want Hunt as PM, definitely don't want Corbyn as PM, don't fancy anyone else either.

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How do you tell the difference?

how are they gonna do that lmao

how about are nige

all polticians are fucking freaks and only purpose is to be actors to the public to convince us everything's ok while the people behind the scenes do what they want

'ate lefties
'ate brexit
simple as

is this high test flavour or subhuman smooth brain wog flavour?

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Get a Uber driver that isn't a man for a start, you thick wog.

Starting to not even mind the idea of corbyn as PM - starting to wonder what the harm is of a bit of excessive government expenditure.

in the times of ending trading relations overnight and potentially following the US into war with iran - what is a little bit of government debt worth?

>the press are the cunts
>not the millionaire politicians who are selling your country piece by piece with a big old grin on their faces

all women have a subconscious fear of being raped by ugly men

both are jewish controlled cunts

Why do you want that anti-Semite commie representing your country?

the second one
whatever it takes for you wh*te bois to stay away, more thickness for us cheers

Would be a right laugh to piss off leftypol, but no.

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haha

I bet she could shit a breezeblock

what did he mean by this?

You’re fucking crazy if you think anyone wants pussy as much as they’d want $25k. I wouldn’t pay a fraction of that for the chance to fuck Scarlerlett Johansson if you put her in front of me.

PRESIDENT

CORY

BOOKER

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snake in the grass

When did you last shag lads? April for me.