So...do you guys like, talk to girls or whatever?

so...do you guys like, talk to girls or whatever?

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No
I’m gonna become one though so I can talk to myself and then chadpost about how I can talk to girls and make them cum on Jow Forums

>girls? no thanks bro

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Tell them they're pretty they'll love you

Only online really

I'm a 27-year-old kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin.

Take a wild guess.

I met two turkish girls (one 7/10, one 9/10) who started working at the supermarket I work at.

They like to talk to me, but they prefer Turkish for their sappy gossip.

So yeah, gotta look into that language.

I uh... don't know

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Hope you at least get the 7/10 one user

ill kiss you bro ;o

No, I'm disgusted by femoids and sex

I'm celibate

She's a bit less open and talkative then the 9/10.
But I hope I can get her out of her shell by asking her about her language and stuff.

i've had s*x a few times but still feel like an incel desu

Yeah, often. They think I'm a meme though.

Same 2bh

Normalfags in denial.

Ive cuddled with cute pretty girls and im gay.
How do you straightoids feel that ive done more than you?

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Were you both wearing maid outfits.

Hey anons
Go and do, stop wasting your and women's time. women are no higher creatures, they're no aliens, stop idealising them and incelling yourselves. They'd be happy if you start being confident and fuck them. Just take it as it comes, whichever is your age and look.

check em boys

Shit you know who I am. No sorry that was before I got the outfit. But if it helps, she was french so I guess im more qualified to be a french maid now.

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Don't talk too much to girls or any female outside of my family. Women are really difficult to understand.
Being a Fag is easy mode when dealing with females.

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Checked.

One of my best friends is a girl

Ah, Normie. What's up?

Do my boss and coworkers count? I generally don't talk to people unless spoken to

It's Saturday night and I'm at home watching MLS, I wouldn't say I'm that normal

>Guys? Not them either.

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>Do my boss and coworkers count?
no
>I generally don't talk to people unless spoken to
same here fren

aww straight guys are so qt and shy i want a straight bf

>MLS
why user? americans dont even stoop this low

I'm gonna have to intervene here Super Satan but boreball is too damn long and there's not much going on in the summer

i don't watch MLB but the college world series is genuinely great to me for some reason

Background noise and mildly entertaining to glance up at every now and then like when there's a goal

Nice, hope you have a nice night. Now I'm gonna eat junk food and play vidya.

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yeah, once you lose your virginity it becomes way easier

Sounds comfy, my kind of lifestyle

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in person with a girl theres minimal spaghetti and im fine i just suck at meeting them & maintaining contact

>MLelS

haha gay

me too, my main issues were starting and maintaining conversations through text and arranging things, face timing, but I'm getting better, especially after using tinder alot

no. i don't talk to anyone

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no.
Im so deprived of womanly contact that whenever i go on my weekly shop i get a boner just seeing, frankly, ugly women. litterally boner in the line just looking at the fat ugly worker.

>jus b urself
Horrible idea. I tried this a couple of times with girls, and only a few responded positively to listening to me autistically talk about history and languages.
After I said what I was into, most girls just talked about other people whom I had no interest in.
Talking to girls seems easy enough, but actually "connecting" with them seems impossible.
Help an autist out, Jow Forums.

>im gay
HAHA GAY !!1!

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hey pal join the waiting for autistic qt line

Just find the ones who are interested in those things. I also like very few men, it's not that I expect I can make any man fall in love with me, I have certain interests and I get bored with men who can't talk about what I want to. Being yourself might be not useful to just fuck anyone, but to have good time yes.

focus more on trying to make girls laugh and ask more questions about her

your approach should mostly be learning about her and making her laugh until she asks you questions

dont talk too long and in depth about your interests unless she is genuinely interested in them

Not really.
Most of them are really passive and if I tell try to tell a joke or a story their response is usually
>wow, really?
>haha, that's funny
It's incredibly tiring to keep the "conversation" going on when I don't get anything to grab on to.

Though I'm a wizard so I have a repel female aura turned on 24/7 which might explain it.

>horrible idea
this. its like getting into a hot tub, you don't just do a canonball of autism you ease it in

yeah, sometimes
i'm usually really tired after work so ehh i don't bother

I wanted to recently but no girls would but then when I didn't want to they started talking to me. It's pretty weird.

100% honesty Ive banged 20-30 women and dated 4 or so. My advice would be not to make the goal the woman. Make the goal something you like where a woman might also like that thing or be present especially repeatedly. Its not at all easy but you need repeated unplanned interactions where they can observe your character and decide they like you. This is easy in uni but basically impossible in the real world because of tech and all that. Overall I wouldnt put much effort in either. Banging a hot chick IMO is worth about 50$ for all night. Mayyyybe 100$ if she was semi famous or something. So keep that in mind. Five zero dollars and you're getting all hyper freaked out about it. Sex is over rated.

Ummmmm.... nigger!

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hey uh, what usually happens after you've talked her up into spending the night with you? do you to a hotel or back to your place or what?

based off my experience with american films, high school kids would bring their gfs back home and though i had chances like that my house is dirty because my parents are hoarders so i've never brought a girl home.

for love hotels, i'm too poor for that so where do i go then, assuming i get far enough to get to that level

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i mean you can flat out pay for sex but i think the companionship factor is more desired

go to her house?

your car or her place

>i mean you can flat out pay for sex
true, but some people like the chase
while others feel resentful for paying for something others could get for free

w- what about her parents then?
>car
bold of you to assume i have one, haha

Please don't post that kind of thing here.

nice save user, that was a close one
i agree brazilanon has breached our safespace

>tinder
how does one go about this? openers etc. been thinking about trying it out

Usually I just complement something about them or start the conversation about something they talk about in their profile.

Need good pictures of you in different places not just you in your house with the same mirror with a different outfit every pic.

Still figuring out how to set up a good bio I always change it thinking the last one wasnt good enough. I use tinder gold (yeah i pay for tinder sad right) so I can see everyone that ever swiped right on me and I can match with them and I can set my location to anywhere to see if I could get matches with girls from differnet countries

Yes, of course.

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>flag
yeeeaahh ok user

I don't talk to anyone. I go out once a day to buy groceries at night time and that's my life.

yeah i think i need better pics i dont have very many good one
>tinder gold
i dont think thats sad, probably saves a lot of time so if you have the money whatever

No, I always feel like I inadvertently creep them out, even though I'm not even attracted to girls

going out once a day is prob a lot better than most on this site

I don't know, I feel like Jow Forums and Jow Forums in particular is more normie than it pretends to be. I'm still a nearly 30 year old virgin manchild NEET in any case, so things aren't looking too hot for me.

I have a Russian GF and we are about to move in together. I love her very much and enjoy spending time with her.

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