Latino niggas be like, "Hola...

Latino niggas be like, "Hola, my name is Jesus Pedro Manuel Javier Juan Carlos Diego de Miguel Benicio del Toro de la Maria Ruiz Fidel Castro Cristiano de Cristobal Colon Salvador Dali de Reggaeton Taurino Ximen de los Simpsons Gonzalo Gonzalez, nice to meet you!"

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canadian niggas be like herro my name is xi pi jing nice to meet you

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>Canadian niggas be like "Hello I'm Benjamin Béthencourt François Smith, and I'm against Quebec independence, nice to meet you".

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>I'm against Quebec independence
Basado.

>french niggas be like "hello my name sheldon"

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>be French
>use English name but pronounced incorrectly

BASED

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My name is shit, is not common in Mexicans/Latinos and it's bad wrote too. So, wrong.

brazilian niggers be like "ooh ooooh aaaah aaahhhh!!"

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German niggas be like "guten tag mein name is henreich maximillian von schnitzel nazi gruber"

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But this is sexual moaning.

t. Pierre Mohinder Whitefeather Chang

>canadian niggas be like "hello my name is Antoine Johny Xianju Zhou Le Clerc Singh, it's a pleasure to meet you

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>von schnitzel
sounds so ALPHA

>UK niggas be like "Hello my name is Muhammed al Jaffir."

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Welsh niggas be like "Shwmae, fy enw ydi Glyndwr Cynddelw Llewellyn"

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French niggas be like, "Bonjour, my name is Ouissam al-Maghrebi, enchanted to meet you."

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Why do Brazilians constantly give off irresistible sexual vibes

>Whitefeather
kek

>Russian niggas be like "hello my name is Uziuryatuiz Kessikbayevkek bin Sinelbinurulu"

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sounds like royalty
d. pedro ii full name was Pedro de Alcântara João Carlos Leopoldo Salvador Bibiano Francisco Xavier de Paula Leocádio Miguel Gabriel Rafael Gonzaga de Bragança e Bourbon

I don't know.
t. virgin

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>imagine not having 12 names and 4 surenames
Eww gross

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Ich denke das ist based.

Polish niggas be like "Hello my name is poiaxxx;slwwwwwwwxxxxkx,xxxxxkkswiqqswwwwwwwxxxkxkspaccczzzzczczcczxczczczckaPWOEIT;alw,r;qoweoytakx,f, japwothnwk,gtkapslc, what's going on my nigga?"

West African niggas be like, "Hello, my name is Pierre Ngolo-ngolo, nice to meet you."

for anglos is weird to have more than just one name and one surname lol.

Caucasian niggas be like, "Privet, my name is Ahmed Ingushetia Sambaev, pleasure meeting you!"

Ricardo Milos' influence

>fp
>bp

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Italian niggas be like "Mamma mia, it's a me, Mario Mario."

>says ivan ivanov ivanovich

something something if you live in a glass house

My full name is unironically Ricardo de Los Angeles Jhose Rodriguez Rosas

Greek niggas be like
My name is Iannis Peepeepoopoolos

>american niggas be like: [nothing] BECAUSE THEY GOT SHOT FIGHTING FOR ISRAEL AND THEY'RE DEAD LMAO

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