/brit/

ate a chocolate golfball today.

I guess the TERFs were right after all and trannies will NEVER be women

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then who did i shag

suck a bullet
eat a bullet

authenticamateurbritishpornuploadedbyusers.co.uk

amazing that people with the most active sex lives in the world all find the time of day to share their stories with us here on /brit/

I want to have my way with Emma “Anal Sex” Watson.

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I've noticed that as well
Very fascinating

Do you like New wave music, lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=uBHZ60N41AY

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step one.
Brexit
step two.
English independence
step three.
immigrants are counted and divided between good strong english men to be used as slaves to do mundane tasks like toil and washing the car while the english man does what god created him to do drink and go to the gym
step four.
organised raids on scottish and welsh villages for a good laugh

>>>/brit/pol

No.

not really

eat my chocolate golf balls, white-boi.

maybe a couple in the city centre, but pub is more of a day/evening thing and doesn't suit the late atmosphere
after 12, you choose between going home, going round a mates house to carry on drinking with alcohol from the petrol station or into town for a nightclub
>There's a pub next to me
no there's not, probably some form of bar
proper pubs don't really exist outside of Britain, Ireland and Australia

What if the Scotts fight back?

bums

What would you count as a proper pub?

tits

Business idea: poo

no greater joy than roleplaying as a british person on Jow Forums innit

Scots don't know how to fight.

>Reach still isn't out

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Needs cask ales and a comfy nook.

aye bloody
big laugh innit

How do you know?

>playing with a couple of British guys on BF5
>thought they called me an artist
>they were calling my an autist
I hate you limeys

houseofair.info/video.html

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bosnia's flag looks like it was randomly created by CK2

Shall NOT be clicking that!

autist

>What if the Scotts fight back?
braveheart was a fictional film where they were the heros and we still won

I like this tit shape

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SHALL be clicking that!

vile banana tits

not that amazing, i'm still a bit of autistic freak in other ways but I shag innit
maybe there are some things you are normal with where I am autistic

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quite, get that bifta sparked quick time media player, safe

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>vile banana tits

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I enjoy this image

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you lads ever shagged a bird with a smelly fanny?

calm calm calm man knows

>dad of girl pic related

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>Greyges
Kek

oldfag here
AMA

I'll take her off your hands for £30

Do you prefer the torpedo?

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nothings changed thats comforting

norfposting, a classic
GO ON NGUBU STAB HIM UP
LUV T'CIRCUS ME

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>2012
>oldfag
Fuck off

old fag as in chon oldfag or oldfag as in boomer

hard to put into words desu but it's just a specific feel about the place that foreign drinking establishments never tend to have, partly due to our binge drinking culture whereas a lot of continentals just drink it with their meals instead of sitting in the pub all day with the lads doing nothing but downing pints and talking shite

even the meme british/irish themed 'pubs' that a lot of continetal cities have never manage to quite grasp it

what?

Water balloons are the best.

Do I like new wave music?
The answer is yes

trying to explain a pub to a foreigner is like trying to explain how to download whatsapp to an owl

Speaking of chebs.
Fake chebs? Hard pass.

Chose my British football team to pretend to follow. Did I do good?

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Oldfag is before 2008 imo

Reach came out 9 years ago mate
Or im assuming you mean on the MCC

the thing about yanks is they're completely ignorant with their knowledge of british culture but britain is the most popular/relevant country that yanks take an interest in so their knowledge of everywhere else is frankly embarassing

British/Irish pubs are shit anyway

no, should have gone with nottingham forest desu

I like listening to the owls at night. Shame I can't the little fellas.

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terrible

Why would you say such a thing

Agreed

I want to play on PC

greatly overestimating how unique pubs are

Fedpol post

*pulls out my air rifle and slots a pellet right into the side of its head*
heh nothing personnel

Rather a bird with small tits than bolt ons. Abso-fucking-lutely.

Yeah for a second it sounded like you had time traveled from 2009 and didn’t realise aha x

They seem far more into Germany from what I can tell on here.

And it's Barnsley, Barnsley FC, We're by far the greatest team, The world has ever seen...

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Spain does pubs better

its all we've got left so obviously we will attempt to polish the shit

you... are my angel...
come from way above...

Oh haha we have that. The people that spent all day drinking pints and talking shit are called baje. I know exactly what you mean. The one next to me that i mentioned is definitely of that type. The other one not so much.

Shan’t tolerate any besmirching of the pub
End of

yeah you simply cannot explain but you just know, it's cute when foreigners try to talk about their local '''pub'''

problem is they've probably been to london where most of the pubs in central tourist areas are gentrified pseudo-pubs

>its all we've got left
found the boring, hobbyless twat

Yout favorite songof Depeche Mode?
Black Celebration, how could you know?
youtube.com/watch?v=vXfbnS_BybQ

I don't own an air rifle, or air anything.
Though I'd wager you've never so much as seen a C02 gun, let alone the real thing not holstered by a ZOGbot.

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*takes a sip of my pint then continues readng /brit/*

The thing that brits would call an authentic pub is called a krčma here while pubs are more like bars in the urban parts of the country.

The phone wallpaper

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Just saw a black man walking London streets 1920s in Peaky Blinders. Shall be writing a letter of complaint to the BBC.