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are you underage

i'm glad you haven't.

nah

This upload size limit is gay, can only do a few

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well, Jow Forums wasnt helpful either

for real? at least you have special beaches for people who want get tan without any clothes?
youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZoHfJZACA

Fuck it, I'm a lefty and hold my phone "upside down" for this shit site even though every other app can reorient. Fuck this. Testing

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there are nude beaches
but they are not common

Always wanted to go on a road trip

Need to have sex, need to just get it over with

Most definitely will be upside down

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get a escort

This might be correct.

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whats the matter tonight ale
i took 0.5mg of the good 'zo so im pretty relaxed gonna go shower and find a tv show to forget i watched

Nope

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if your on an iphone just open the photo, rotate it, save it, then go to edit it again and rotate it so it's back to the "right" position. seems to work for me

It's not really common but many of our women get tan topless on public beaches.
I thought America is country of free women who can show their tits any time and any place they want to do it.

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youtu.be/xejaCO3Gnmo

you can just crop it a lil bit and it works everytime

ummm just take the photo and then screenshot it and then crop it

youtu.be/QQz1cP0SAh8?t=29

>iPhone
Oh well nearly nearly one. They look fine in my gallery so idk man.

Washington monument presumably upside down

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African American history museum
>WE

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>black people
teehee

thanks for sharing, user. very cool.

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And that's here I currently am. Loads of black ppl in here

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Women in NYC can freely let their titties swing

isn't DC majority black?

shut up, kiss me, hold me tight.
shut up, kiss me, hold me tight.
youtube.com/watch?v=nleRCBhLr3k

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I
I will be king

correct

>tfw born and raised in MD
>tfw black people fucking EVERYWHERE
I have no problem with them they are just so ugly and I wish we had more attractive whites

Including mself! I'm enjoying this disgusting cocktail that's literally some sugary 8% canned drink with 2 shots of rum mixed in. It was a good decision to get a drink here because knowing black people, they're not going to serve something that won't get you drunk for a reasonable price compared to the other museums. Based.

Museum is open until 12 but kind of want to go home desu so I'm gonna hop on the metro
Yes but most DC native black people live in the crappy parts across the anicostia River.

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Gonna get drunk by myself tonight buds

asked wife if we could get a puppy because I hate being home alone all the time, but she said that I'm not responsible enough to handle taking care of one
bitter pill to swallow but I think she's right
fugggg

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>I have no problem with them
Cringe.

You're fucking lucky that you found a woman who would knowingly marry someone like that

WHY HAS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER FUCKED UP FEET?

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i'm sorry, maple. hopefully you'll be able to get one in the future.

this is okey feet I like it
thet are not herfect but still good looking

Should I get a job

Yes

related but different question:
should i get a gf?

don't think i've ever judged a girl based on her feet. i do notice hands, and i like the way long slender fingers look. tho it's not a sexual thing.

When I see a girls hands I think about them holding my penis wenis

honestly I don't know why she hasn't left me yet
I'm a fricking mess

thanks bro

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One of these days I'm going to cut you into a million pieces

I would literally suck a dick for some fresh shucked oysters right now

I like this reaction image, and am going to download it

Fuck bros... not my round tonight

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Thoughts on the DC metro?

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Play a REAL video game.

what game

there's a cryptid that lives there

The intercom system on the trains is fucking useless, it's literally just "FZKZZKZKKZWWKWKWKWKWKWKKZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZ"

looks whatever

You haven't ridden the new 7000 series yet bud. They're a dream. Not in that Pic but if I get one I'll show

I don't have enough friends so this has to do
katan.io

I don't have any friends and I play REAL video games.

what are REAL video games?

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youtu.be/32udqal_lyQ
One of the greatest songs ever made tbqhwyl

Schnell Online

Anything made by Nihon Falcom.

FUCK I got a shit old train full of tourists. Worst of both worlds.

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am i allowed to take two showers in the same day if i need to shampoo it?

No, I forbid you

neopets

Gonna snag it buds

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youtube.com/watch?v=04L19PsJ_Yg

what would you do if oj simpson sent you a text and it was just a knife emoji?

>went to whole foods and bought beer
>foreign lady asked for my ID (I'm 24 BTW)
>her: You're young! Do you smoke?
Weeew. I've been told I look older even more distinguished and i like that but this one hurt. I guess I just look ragged now.

Way too fucking expensive for the quality

i ignored you because i remembered that normal people tend to take more than one shower a day
got some baking soda in my mouth

I get the opposite reaction. Eat better.

I agree. I do this thing for work that takes pre taxed money and puts it on my card but it's still a rip

If he's that old he's too retarded to make good life decisions now.

Working on it but I think it might be the mustashe and height (and premature balding, thanks dad) I used to get mistaken as younger than I am in like middle/high school and I prefer this to that. Being a baby faced soyboi sounds like hell.

I'M FUCKING BORED

try SSRIs

>download movie
>ETA 10 minutes the entire 30 minute download

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when did you realize you were a nerd?

parent trap is a great movie

I semi-frequently browse Wookieepedia

when I realized people from school were meeting up outside of school without letting me know

youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI

Whatcha listening to /cum/?

never been a nerd because i'm not a stemlord
i'm a geek loser who plays video games

might play a tranny in cyberpunk 2077 for fun haha

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