/balk/ - Balkan Thread

Wake up lazy sapxioumans, it's a butifel morning edisan.

Previous:

Attached: 1550032223379.png (638x431, 326K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/d-5oHhuZRd8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turco-Albanians
twitter.com/AnonBabble

You're not white

Thank you.

Attached: 1544705656013.png (234x288, 37K)

sho da se praj mme

Attached: brane razmislja.jpg (979x735, 135K)

Ah yes, Serbia the "remover" of kebab and one of the few nations in Europe without its own culture, a rogue state of the balkans

>spent almost all of its medieval existence as a vassal of byzantium without any notable achievements
>entire medieval heraldry borrowed from byzantium
>'''''their'''' cyrillic script was created and spread by bulgarians
>had an '''''''''empire'''''''' that didn't even last a single generation, left no notable traces or built anything of significance
>medieval core of the serbian state formerly known as raška now more popularly known as Sandžak, given its name by turks
>medieval core of serbian state is now majority muslim
>betrayed each other at the battle of kosovo
>betrayed crusaders in crusade of varna at a key moment in battle against turks dooming the entire balkan peninsula
>later fought extensively on the side of the turks
>230.000 registered muslims in serbia (excluding kosovo)
>150.000 registered gypsies in serbia, third largest ethnic group in the country
>spent half a millenia under turkish occupation
>over 8.000 turkish words in the serbian language
>got rid of the turkish occupaiton only after centuries of internal strife inside the ottoman empire and with extensive help from other countries
>first serbian dictionary came to existence only in the 19th century
>chimped out 4 times in the 90's larping as crusaders, manage to lose each war
>kill a few thousand muslims but still lose kosovo to them, another center of medieval serbia
>kill a few thousand catholics and banish several hundred thousand from bosnia
>destroyed and looted over 300 catholic religious objects in the wars of the 90s throughout bosnia, serbia and croatia including monasteries, graveyards, churches that survived the ottoman invasions
>have to act as russian cockholders and use them as leverage for politics because they have made enemies from everyone in europe

Pic related, serbian "architecture"

Attached: 1560894972120.jpg (485x321, 164K)

>normies still sleeping

Attached: how to make the world a better place.webm (480x360, 761K)

Queen

Attached: 65302442_121225415777199_7379242530546524864_n.jpg (1440x1291, 169K)

Dinero dinero za da moze moeto cedo

tiho mangal

talk to me

>+26

Attached: owwwwweeeee.jpg (1600x840, 420K)

Hi Yorgos. How's your day going? Gonna do something in the summer? Your friend - North Macedonia

i will kill all greeks

based

τ.ουρkοι

>Ohrid : 365 churches, a church(saint) for every day of the year

>albo capital of Sk*pje : 1825 mosques, a mosque for every prayer, for every day of the year

>

Attached: 1.jpg (799x285, 40K)

Turks

That gay doesn't look Greek at all, he looks more like a gypsie or a sand nigger

Attached: 15543945.jpg (758x426, 57K)

Good post

if I had 3 Nukes I would nuke USA TURKEY AND ISRAEL

Just voted again for the future president of Turkey.

Erd*ğan can suck my cock

Attached: ekrem-imamoglu.jpg (2289x1717, 350K)

u have ac tho

pussy

>Slav means Slaven which means Famous in Macedonian language
>ancient macedonians after Alexander the Great were chased away by Romans, Goths and other people so they ran away behind the carpathian mountains
>thats why nothing about "Macedonia is mentioned for 1000+ years
>when """Slavs""" came to the balkans, they were actually ancient Macedonians coming back to their lands
>greeks btfo

Refute this tatars and gayreeks

Nope, I don't have

This but instead of USA India

This but instead israel israel israel
Based

Oops sorry senpai, the elections are cancelled
AKP takes the mayor's hip now

Good morning faggots
Entertain me

I think I broke my ancle and it starts swelling up.

mangal

Attached: 1561066811148.png (500x492, 8K)

Make white macedonian

If it was broken you would know. What happened?

Tiho pedal

I was moving stuff with my father and lost a bit balance and heard a crack, he then started screaming at me like he always does.
Hurted for 2-3 min then it stopped.
Now ir only hurts a little but it got swollen.

I can stand on the leg and move my ancle, I hope its not broken

you sprained it
enjoy limping for a month

If you can walk then nothing serious, it will go away in a day or two. You can put some ice on it tho

Not broken, but it will be like that for a little bit. I sprained my hand ancle this year when i fell from the bike and it got swollen pretty bad. I stopped feeling the effects after 3 weeks. You should put ice immidiately apparently but i didn’t

>hand ancle

Attached: hah.jpg (685x567, 53K)

Where is your wallet? Yup, it's not there anymore.

>hand ancle
ahhaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

All these balkanlars with weak ankles. Just like their feeble minds.

How do you even call it?

It's called wrist. But albaboons walk on all 4. I understand

how do you call it in albo speech?

Try falling from the bike at full speed while going downhill and all your weight lands on you wrist

a wrist you fucking chimp

it's called a radiocarpal joint, dumbass

Lmao i had a small blackout kek, i just remembered its called wrist

Kamba

Kyç - Means both wrist and ancle in albanian

is that the calf in romanian?

>Lmao i had a small blackout kek, i just remembered its called wrist

Attached: hah.jpg (200x200, 13K)

No, it's foot in Albanian I think.

In romanian it's "gambă"

Correct, but its geg dialect
In tosk dialect would be këmba

γαμπα is calf in greek which come from italian which in turn comes from ancient greek via latin kαμπη, so i assumed you inherited from latin or something

I bet krasnoyarsk makes these

Yep, latin I think. We are Romans anyway.

You are Slavo Turkic rapebabies

And you are?

t. WE WUZ THRACIANS

SlavoTurkic BVLLS

is that kelly?

You got raped by bulls. That doesn't make you a bull.

We are the bvlls slave boi

Attached: 1561066872276.png (500x492, 15K)

Based

half of your country is literally gypsies and albanians

no i make thes

youtu.be/d-5oHhuZRd8

ok Iki, that doesn't mean that Macadamians are not white

Kid

you are all extremelly boring looking people
both women and men
like albanians serbs bulgarians and all other subhumans in the balkans

Attached: 1535478086594.png (720x480, 975K)

where is the albanian one?

just add the shqiponja in the background

Attached: 1561064859791.png (500x492, 8K)

tanned chick a cute

idk lol, i did this in paint. I guess wait for the bulgarian pro photoshopper to come

Fyrombaits do you want help shitposting?

hungarian gypsy

im pale but i wish i was brown
but without the shitskinish face of turks or arabs

Attached: 1531043808153.png (700x467, 963K)

Lads I'm seeing a big as smoke pillar in Sofia, the fuck going on?

Nuclear war

Have sex

mongoloid churka

me hitting the blunt

belgian flag is me at the first thread
you're welcome faggot