>start more than half of European wars
>literally invent modern warfare
>adopt war as a national sport
>get out smarted by Germany once
>"oy vey Germans are the evil warmongers of the world. France is peace. France is love"
How did they get away with this?
Start more than half of European wars
Parker Bell
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Grayson Barnes
By being the good guys
Anthony Scott
>start more than half of European wars
Because we're constantly agressed by our neighbors, duh?
>literally invent modern warfare
At some point you gotta create new technology, what the fuck is even that point?
>adopt war as a national sport
That is wrong and you have no proofs for that
>get out smarted by Germany once
So the 900 years of permanent conqeust toward east France doesn't count huh?
>"oy vey Germans are the evil warmongers of the world. France is peace. France is love"
Agresses Belgium, Agresses Poland, Nordic countries, Balkan etc... For no reason but hey "Le Frenchoid bad xddd" muh Trianon.
Just fucking kys with that shit bait thread.
Wyatt Brown
>So the 900 years of permanent conqeust toward east France doesn't count huh?
The 900 years of conquest otwards West Germany, you mean.
Andrew Young
Deal with it wh*tey
Hunter Mitchell
We have litteraly always been the good guys of history.
Thomas Sanchez
FN supporters are the filth of our society. Someone chance this image.
Michael James
Didn't they make t shirts using that pic? That was super cringe
Asher Roberts
Because it doesn't matter anymore after they chose to replace themselves with niggers.
Nicholas Lewis
Kevin Thomas
where is this gif from?
I think I saw this movie but can't quite recall.
Benjamin Roberts
>Make France Great Again cap
Henry Walker
>start more than half of European wars
This is just untrue, if you're going to shitpost do it properly.
Ethan Rogers
*bloque ton passage*
Jaxson Murphy
>an actual HUN
oof yike wow cringe based
Nathaniel Ramirez
because germany disrupted the power balance in Europe more than any other nation simply by existing
Brandon Hughes
Nathan Gonzalez
imagine wearing this
Justin Bell
France never did anything wrong
Zachary Hernandez
Twice, actually. The other time was during the Franco-German War. (Not counting in the HRE)
Cooper Fisher
>>get out smarted by Germany once
Twice at the very least.
Also, your pic is unrelated to your post OP, I think the image you wanted to post is attached to my post.
Jaxon Moore
France is unironically the good guys of Europe desu. They, Sweden, and Bohemia are the only ones who deserve good things.
Owen Flores
Finally an enlightened and unbiased post
Adrian Hernandez
Fuck Bohemia and fuck France.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Fight me frog cunt!
Nathan Smith
go pickle a herring, swede
Kevin Hall
Sure, but we're pretty lucky Sweden will capitalise all the cocks so we can retreat safely.
Oliver Phillips
Benjamin Ramirez
« Dieu et mon roi »
Justin Thomas
we dindu nuffin, german man bad
Juan Carter
It’s hot today no fighting
Anthony Morris
Gotta get past me first
Nicholas Thomas
Does it make you feel aroused?
Blake Martinez
*ahem*
fuck the english
fuck the british in general
fuck germans(except bavarians they cool)
fuck prussians(and also rip)
fuck russians
and fuck americans
Robert Bailey
Come 'ere cunt!
Joshua Phillips
Get back here you fucking jian
Charles Baker
What's your problem with Germans that aren't Prussian or Bavarian?
Nathaniel Cooper
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Jordan Morales
you will never be forgiven for the blitzkrieg
Hunter Rodriguez
>fuck the brits in general
user, Scots are our allies...
Austin Bennett
they turned protestant and betrayed us
Jason Morgan
We turned muslims and betrayed ourselves, surely we can forgive the Scots for this minor switch.
Josiah Morgan
Charles Butler
Is that your bf?
Anthony Smith
The more important question is why their style took such a nosedive after Napoleonic wars? Just compare.
WW1rgin:
>wears greyish, bleak colours
>simplistic uniform, barely any ornaments
>sits in trench 99% of time, doesn't actually fight
>always on the defense
>gets gassed by German mustard gas and shits himself to death
meanwhile
CHADAU-LÉGER:
>wears the brightest possible variants of national colours to show off his patriotism
>uniform contains less than a square milimeter of plain material unnocupied by gold badges, flumes and pompons
>the hat is bigger than the man wearing it
>conquers the entire Europe with ease
>champion of the Republic AND of the Empire at the same time
Christopher Campbell
I am not a French faggot.
Jackson Cox
You should blame the belgians for that
Evan Parker
The Napoleonic Wars were more stylish because they were the last wars that were the stuff of tales and legends.
After that, honour fled from the battlefield and mankind engage in senseless bloody mud-fight and brutish technological warfare.
War made sense only with men measuring against others face to face.
Now high ranking officers hide in bunkers, cowards can fire guns at brave men at safe distance and robots do the killing we need.
Landon Peterson
Yes obviously your flag is swedish but that's not what I was asking. Do you have many pictures of half naked men on your computer?
Oliver Wright
French women refused to give birth.
Sebastian Gray
Lol, Napoleonic war summed up : line 1 reloads, line 1 shoots, line 1 be shot down, line 2 replaces line 1. Line 2 loads, line 2 shoots, line 2 be shot down, line 3 replaces line 2.
Adrian Long
Cavalry attacks were frequent and it was the last time it was relied upon in wartime, soldiers often ended up fighting each other directly and even then it took some fucking balls to march over to the enemy and stand in sight to take it and have a better chance at killing your enemy.
Fucking samefag.
Joseph Myers
Whatever you say, faggot.
Xavier Diaz
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youtube.com
tell that to Spaniards at Somosierra
Lucas Cooper
That's ok you can tell us, homosexuality isn't a crime nowadays!
Kevin Collins
I deleted my first post you utter imbecile because there was a mistake. Moreover during WWI fighters often finished with with baïonnette. If you want to talk about chivalry go back to the middle age and not Napoleonic wars, industrial warfare was already a thing.
Parker Turner
>keeping all those pictures on your computer
user, is there something you wish to tell us?
Isaiah Nguyen
Håll käften bög
Samuel Martin
t. bög bög
Adam Rodriguez
mm vi säger så, bögjävel
Grayson Torres
t. bög bög bög