Culture Pals /cp/

/cp/ is still dead edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
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Korean master....

hello

>chatting to Belarussian qt in French because she doesn't know English
The internet is a wonderful thing

There are no women on Jow Forums, OP. What you're gonna get is an absolute oversaturation of men.

and you my friend, you are also a wonderful thing.

You too, user

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*hits blunt to resurrect cp*

For me it was never alive to begin with.

New vagrant holiday
youtu.be/mOB7wXNwjvo

it keeps trying to revive itself

tfw its mostly me trying to revive the threads

Oppa

Why is /cp/ dead? Has everyone found their own qts now?

doing god's work, son
some /pals/ try to bump it :)

I think there are several anons with their qts right now

I learned that the real qt was me all along

Any updates from the British guy with a Russian qt?

They had an argument as she dosed him with Novichok

this is the correct attitude

Damn good for you. I wish I think of myself as a qt too


I think that's how it usually works. Once people find a qt, they no longer need comfort from this thread

Based

lads, I...
it all feels entirely worthless... we are all chasing nought but a legend, what if there are no qts to be found? are we all doomed to find dead-end conversations with vapid “travel, dance and movie” lovers? it’s excruciating tiresome

>what if there are no qts to be found? are we all doomed to find dead-end conversations with vapid “travel, dance and movie” lovers? it’s excruciating tiresome
this ;_;

I know this is already a while but, When exactly Interpals became a thing on Jow Forums ?

5 years ago that site still comfy, i wonder if now still the same.

>5 years ago that site still comfy, i wonder if now still the same.
define comfy

There are always qts to be found

then where are they ):

About 30 days until my qt arrives

Online waiting for you to message them :)

>Damn good for you. I wish I think of myself as a qt too
I'm sure you're a real qt user
right here :)

You too need to be together

>Tfw haven't had this kind of feel in a long time

It's 2019,I only fuck Korean guys

I only fuck real men

Bit gay

sometimes I feel like I am being told being with me is the last resort.
it hurts a lot but I feel t is a way to be honest.
not pleasant, but honest.
if a person shows zero regard for how you might feel then I guess there is no need to guess whether you are valued or not.

It’s a girl

Ur gay

still trying to find more qts :(

yes, you are.

There are qts to be found. But they are extremely rare. And most of them have probably been used by one of the pals before.

What happened?

>It

>What happened?
it's hard to say ;_;
I just feel like I am a backup and I am being told that I am a backup.
usually, you try to hide that, but this is quite straightforward.
my fault tho :')
I tolerate and pretend I am okay with it.

They always do that tho. Like they make you their 2nd option if the first one doesn't work out. Look for someone who will put your first

Is this you, chaotic penis? What makes you think you're being a backup though?

Don’t have the energy to talk to people on interpals anymore, too tired from work to branch outside of my telegram nigs

>Telegram
Are you 12?

>chaotic penis?
hey don't say penis, not cool.
I can't be specific about the details ;_;
but something happened recently and it was very sad.
like the straw that broke the camel's back.

yeah i think both girls and guys do this, but most try not to shove it in your face.
but like i said it is my fault because I tolerated it.

>Telegram
after whatsapp has been compromised this seems to be a good choice
however it was fucked recently so.. I'll stick with whatsapp

>Flip
>A girl
You're in for a rude awakening

So do you not look for qts anymore? Or you just use other apps?

Telegram is a very grown up app sir

It's okay at least he's straightforward instead of playing around and making you think you're the only one they want.

It’s a flip mommy

Which category would you put me in?

fucking beautiful creature category

That was me you turd

>It's okay
I need to know how to get out because I can't say
"hey, i don't want to be a back up because it hurts me, please disappear from my life. thanks."
I think I will just continue what I do at the moment and be hurt whenever he says stuff.
:(

Why don't you keep him as a backup and look for other qts?

Lol don't be a side chick if it'll just hurt you. Don't be afraid to lose that douchebag, be straightforward to him as well and say that you don't want to be his side chick

>Why don't you keep him as a backup and look for other qts?
you know, i kind of did that since last year and I thought it was going to be okay.
problem is, i can't seem to kill the feeling.
i even mentioned this spider video guy to him.
i thought that was going to be okay, and this possibility of my being an option/back up would not be brought up.
apparently not.

>be straightforward to him as well and say that you don't want to be his side chick
problem is i kind of put up a front that I am not that option
i tried to be "cool" with it.
which is my fault.
honestly, thought i would be cool with it and brush it aside.

NIGGERS!!

Hi, my names Jacque. As you can tell from my profile picture, I’m quite attractive. And as you can tell from my words, I’m quite sarcastic.

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2 days left

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i like it better than whatsapp, mostly use it to talk to russian girls i guess

can’t be bothered chasing after girls i’ll never meet, already tried the LDR meme with a girl in texas and even that got to be too expensive with visits and shit, i dont see how it would work out with a girl on another continent

Isn't he just one of the dudes that you talk to? Or is this your oneitis?

Was it just the cost of flights to see each other that bothered you or was she also a shitty gf?

>Isn't he just one of the dudes that you talk to?
I tried to make that happen.
didn't happen.
>Or is this your oneitis?
I hope not, but seems like it.
there are times i wish i lose every possible way to contact him.

You look beautiful :)

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she was a great girl, but stubborn and wouldn’t let me pay travel costs on my own, she broke it off once it became clear (to her at least) she wouldn’t have any income for the foreseeable future and I wasn’t going to do well if I moved there

the turkish qt has logged in again, so far it seems she’ll be the one I’ll go for since she’s actually funny
can’t even remember the last time a girl made me laugh as much as she has already

Virgin freak

Get her on WhatsApp ASAP

This all feels a little dramatic for me lol but maybe because I haven't felt the same way about someone in a long time. Anyway, you clearly want him out of your life. Think of all the shitty things he has that will turn you off. Think that he's just a manipulative fuck who tells you the good shit to keep your around so he would still not be fucked when things go wrong with the current girl. The feeling is not mutual, and he likes someone else more than you. Idk it sounds like a waste of time to keep talking to him. Try to gradually lessen the conversation. Cut out all the bs that makes you sad

What a shame. She just probably feels embarrassed to make you pay for all the travel expenses. Have you not considered making her move in with you? Or is that too soon?

>Cut out all the bs that makes you sad
easier said than done.

Definitely. It's hard to let go of a person. Especially when you've invested so much, even if you know that deep down they don't care as much about you as you do about them.

Although I've fucked it all up in the end, that's the reason why I'm still using this.

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lol do you like rammstein? :')

Yeah that's why do it gradually. Don't sulk on it too much. Talking to him more is like digging your own grave. Or if you want to keep talking to him, learn not to get hurt with the situation.

I had their poster on my wall when I was circa 15, but it's been long since I'm not interrested in such things. It was in "before-the-internet" era: compared to pretty much everything that was on TV then they were more or less adequate; compared to what I know now they're nothing.

Wasn’t an option

That bridge is burned anyway

they will always have a special place in my heart :')

>Yeah that's why do it gradually.
that's what I have been doing since last year.
I have had zero success.

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too much chocolate :D

what’s with the urgency? we’ve been back and forth for around 3 weeks now and she seems to enjoy the comfy letter-esque format we’ve got going on, I wouldn’t want to rush anything too soon as I have done in the past
I want to make a proper go of this one

while you do that she's sexting and sending nudes to other dudes on whatsapp

>Hard to date locally
>Unmotivated to find new qts
>Proved LDR to be a meme
Welp you're fucked

You're fucked too

>tfw no 1st world gf

she seems pretty genuine to me at least; the first thing she said to me was this so maybe she’s a dyke or bi but I’d still like her as a friend

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>You're fucked too
as far as I remember, this is Jow Forums(nel)
but whatevs.

I wanted a Russian qt and even though they're awesome to talk to, I feel like I might have to talk to qts who are a bit geographically closer to me if I ever want to have a shot at meeting them irl :/

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going for SEA girls lad?

No :)

Just want a Russian man to shit on my chest lads

Man I don't know, I really want a Euro/white qt, not really into asians really.
Have you found any aussie qts on IP?

Because WhatsApp is the best way to keep her interested. It’s more real time

See

How do I get a slav bf here?

Will Indian work?

I was about to make a joke, since you've used "work", but decided not to offend that much.

Yes