/brit/

pretending to strum my longsword waster like its a big guitar

rt and rt

RTs

>teehee I shag btw :v
>you're all just jealous virgins

craving a cute french boy to spaff in while we hold hands

Any other travellers on /brit/ atm? And I don't mean Mikey the Pikey hahaha

Thinking about going to Vietnam in a couple of weeks if any of you lads fancy meeting up x

Also, picture of some literal toilet paper in India

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bowl o' alpen

How does it make you lads feel that I've been shagging my cute bristolian princess for the past couple of weeks while travelling the south west of england?

I'm literally living the life of a prince in the British Royal Family while you're sat in your bedrooms wanking and talking about the Jews or the scary black men you're afraid to sit near on the bus.

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log on

>teehee i'm a bender from oxford who was nonced as a boy here is a pic of me attending a gay disco btw xD

wouldn’t even mind this to be fair but french girls are the epitome of femininity

abused a french girl

youve been buzzing to become a personality havent you
raring to make these posts ever since you started planning this trip
quite sickening

blog on lewis

filtered indian flags
boring blogging cunt (bbc)

pack 'o' nonces

kek

>live in boarding house, shit is in every toilet
>piss all over the floor of the bathroom and on the doorknob, laying in bed listening to dudes walking in my piss
cackling

I do shag though and you are jealous

lmao oh noooooo nonononono

put my william inside a female last night and this morning lads

he pretends to be someone else on a anonymous message board

>Sandie Box

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fake zoey

it's not the shagging I want, it's the affection
haha

Auntie Bella's crack did emit farts & ghastly horrible inky jets

190 is based tbqh

big lass

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>the joke
—————-
>your head

Was mainly looking forward to the travelling but yeah flexing about it on /brit/ during my downtime is pretty fun as well honestly haha, always wanted to be one of those famous /brit/ travelling lads

is sandie short for sandra or did her mong parents actually just name her sandie on the birth certificate

haha

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did he really

Went to guinea bissau, gambia, senegal, kyrgyzstan, kazakhstan, botswana, zimbabwe, south africa and zambia om the last year

>why yes, i did write the past 43 posts in this thread, however could you tell?

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she was born on the beach innit

know that feel aha
bit desperately lonely haha x
youtube.com/watch?v=jjH06bEZDZs

spacker

Would you recommend any of them? Did you do much shagging?

replying to urself 100s of times a day everyday for months
______________
ur embarrassing

imagine having a nickname form on your birth certificate

ahahahahah x

get a bit of cardboard and write "I AM LONELY" on it and wander round down town and see if anyone will pat your shoulder

literal virgin has sex in a 3rd world country once and gets all hyped about international sex

i remember being 17 too

Her parents had a whole playground theme going. Just ask her brother Ron Dabout, or her sister Sue Wings.

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LADS have they changed the recipe for oven baked cheese and onion
why is it so obscenely FLAVOURLESS
feels like I’m munching into stale shards of paper plates

are you jealous lad?

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*enters /brit/, doors swinging in and out behind me*

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cope

>thinking im lewis martinez
>thinking lewis martinez would even post that

you arent the smartest are you

they were always dogshit
get a pack of proper prawn cocktail crisps down you

embarrasing

what exactly is chicken flavouring was eating some chicken flavoured vegetarian crisps and it dawned on me that it’s obviously not anything to do with real chicken

pie sandwich desu

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fat cunt

why would i be jealous? do you have any idea how easy it is to get sex in 3rd world countries where white people are idolized.. go to indonesia/thailand/india/middle east and you can walk your way into fanny even if you’re a literal 4/10

all me

reckon pie eaters need a good culling

Woohoo! I'm mentally ill!

armpits smell like onions

haha just kidding its me really lewis martinez just winding you up got you! hh

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because he's getting easy sex? you honestly sound a bit jealous

love british cooking, me
here's roast chicken in a yorkshire pudding

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why is shagging used as a measure of worth
is it the orgasm itself?
or the convincing of a woman to let you achieve orgasm?

what's zoeys insta?

nooo they used to be peng a year or so ago
reckon I’ll have to resort back to prawn cocktail tbqh

Why is coca cola drink of all time lads?

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>go to India
>all the curry is fucking shit
>no chicken tikka, no korma, no rogan Josh

what's the point?

I have shagged, but I do not shag

Sent from my iPad

Zo3 gonna be on TOTP one day youll see

>Why is coca cola drink of all time lads?

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not sure about the context here

don't even wanna shag just wank to 3d exes

yeast extract from chicken broth

its better than a bit of bark with a few maggots in mate

grrr yes im very envious of him sleeping with indian women i wish i could

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Kyrgyzstan was very kino. Seems easy to get laid there.
Zambia is very nice.
Zimbabwe is absolutely fucked. Bissau/senegal are pretty boring but equally bizarre.

it’s convincing the woman to allow you to achieve orgasm
it’s also a ritual strictly for sexual intimacy, which means it’s reciprocal; if you find a bird attractive enough to shag and shag her, it means she found you attractive enough to shag as well

you were 'letted earlier innit la
trying to get even, give back?
revenge is not the way

It's a natural part of life.

shagging just satisfies a very base urge. it's like falling asleep in a dark room while it's raining outside, or eating a massive roast dinner when you've been starving all day, or you've just got back from the gym. just feels like you're a successful animal. it's more than the orgasm. really gets the endorphins flowing.

thus concludes my latest blog on shagging

+2 kudos

/^India$/

corbyn is based
hamilton is dont care
musk is cringe
avengers is cringe
roe atka is based
wreck it pixshit is cringe
jamie is cringe
liam is based
walters is based
drake is cringe
ramsay is dont care
bieber is cringe
salmond is cringe
neeson is based
whoopi is based
katy is cringe
ryan is dont care
deadmau5 is dont care
michael is based
diana is not sure
beyonce is cringe
rupaul is dont care
karl lagerfeld is dont care
sharon davies is dont care
dean cain is dont care
chelsea clinton is cringe
kanye west is based

get that COCK out of my FACE

Insufferable twat.

the only mans opinion i respect when it cones to sex is the notorious international playboy, all the rest of you are larpers

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